The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

There is no paper clip.

Psssssssssstttt....

It's not a real paper clip that you're looking for...

 

[paulthenurse]

Are you on a flip phone?

I’m on your Mom. Damn, she’s a loud one.

 

[paulthenurse]

Psssssssttt. I know. But don’t tell Hoppys mom. I just told her to go find me a paper clip. And make me a sammich.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Perhaps deleting and reinstalling the app will fix missing paperclip issue. PIA but it should work.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Look what I just found... I can bring beer and diapers.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Psssssssttt. I know. But don’t tell Hoppys mom. I just told her to go find me a paper clip. And make me a sammich.

oh wow, hilarious...

 

[paulthenurse]

Brewed three batches today for Spawn’s party. Brewed a Blue Moon clone (1.041), the Double D (Damned Drinkable) IPA (1.058) and the Talkywacker American light standard (1.035). Kitchen fiery as my ex-wife’s tongue. I need a cold beer.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Here we go again

 

[bob1852]

Brewed three batches today for Spawn’s party. Brewed a Blue Moon clone (1.041), the Double D (Damned Drinkable) IPA (1.058) and the Talkywacker American light standard (1.035). Kitchen fiery as my ex-wife’s tongue. I need a cold beer.

Did you do a 8 hour sparge for old times sake?

 

[the_bird]

Perhaps deleting and reinstalling the app will fix missing paperclip issue. PIA but it should work.

I'd suggest going one step further, Paulie. Delete the app, then delete your account.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

GFY

 

[paulthenurse]

lol! Here we go again

You too

 

[paulthenurse]

I'd suggest going one step further, Paulie. Delete the app, then delete your account.

And you

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Good morning sunshine.

 

[smurfjuice]

Wow, some people are a little teste in the mornin'

 

[paulthenurse]

How do you know if I’ve got small nuts? And don’t you think it’s kind of rude to be spilling the secret?

 

[smurfjuice]

LoL

 

[day_trippr]

On a subject unrelated to Paulie's pecans....

Oldest son was up from Jersey on business and crashed here for a couple of evenings. The Spousal Unit and I dragged him over to Battle Road for some smoked food (which honestly was wonderful) and a few beers (which frankly were meh-ish) while seated outside next to the mill pond on a wonderful evening.

Anyway...over the course of the evening we learned that Wormtown is so keenly interested in exploiting Battle Road's Foxboro pop-up that they're in the process of buying into the company, doing all of the brewing, and expanding the Foxboro presence using BR's licence. The deal should get done by the time the season officially begins...

 

[paulthenurse]

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Sometimes you are...

 

[paulthenurse]

I’m surrounded by comics.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Dare I?
https://images.app.goo.gl/Erh49NuuDGsgKy9j8

 

[day_trippr]

Upside of a hellish summer: we're swimmin' in toms! (and cukes, and peppers - but that's a whole nuther thing).
The Spousal Unit will be making sauce soon...

 

[smurfjuice]

Dare I?
https://images.app.goo.gl/Erh49NuuDGsgKy9j8

Yes, and well played ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Tom Brady doesn’t eat tomatoes. Just sayin’.

 

[paulthenurse]

View attachment 640697

The one in the middle and the one above it look like the “Before” picture in a proctologist’s textbook.

 

[day_trippr]

Umm...
Pretty sure human butts don't have stems, but feel free to check yourself

 

[HoppyDaze]

Umm...
Pretty sure human butts don't have stems, but feel free to check yourself

I once saw a stripper with a tail though...

 

[smurfjuice]

Rectum, damn near killed him ...