The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[paulthenurse]

Looks like Ent’s headed out to tear down Isengard.

 

[bluemoose]

Looks like it’s headed out to tear down Isengard.

Nerd.

 

[paulthenurse]

You knew what I meant, Nerd.

 

[smurfjuice]

Damn kids ...

 

[Dland]

At least discourse has gone from puerile to sophomoric. This is a hopeful sign in adolescent development.

Am experiencing a strange sense of deja vue (hey I can't spell french, just a dumb lawn dog)

 

[paulthenurse]

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

He’s in the role of the parental unit, with all the commentary regarding hopeful signs of our discourse...

 

[paulthenurse]

You sound wicked smaht. You probably got one of them fancy GED things, don’t you. Friggin’ smahty pants.

 

[the_bird]

Umm...
Pretty sure human butts don't have stems, but feel free to check yourself

Have you never heard of "turtling"?

 

[Dland]

He’s in the role of the parental unit, with all the commentary regarding hopeful signs of our discourse...

Not sure when you made a puerile post, but if you want to jump in,...{'..

More like anthropologist than parent, does remind me though;, any time I look around and I'm the "adult in the room",,,it does cause a bit of concern.

Usually I use the word puerile to describe posts such as proctological diagnosis of vegetables, overly expressed excitement about things mammary ....,, that sort of thing.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

@Dland I was “speaking” in generalities, not about my own posts, but thanks for the clarification.

 

[Dland]

Are you the adult in the room? Hey, that would make a good game of tag!

 

[paulthenurse]

Usually I use the word puerile to describe posts such as proctological diagnosis of vegetables, overly expressed excitement about things mammary ....,, that sort of thing.

Hey, I've got forty eight years of experience being a twelve year old. Show some appreciation for the artform.

 

[balrog]

Pffsh. I've got 52 year's experience being an 8 yr old.
Get off my lawn.

 

[Dland]

If I told someone to get off my lawn, they would likely look down and possibly be confused.

"you might not want to walk there" might be more apropos.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pffsh. I've got 52 year's experience being an 8 yr old.
Get off my lawn.

Yah? Yah? Yah?

Well, I’ve got your momma’s panties in the glove box of my truck. Right next to your sister’s. And they’ve been stinking up the truck for a wicked long time.

And your lawn is wicked ugly. All weedy and burned out and nasty. Just like... You know.

Don’t even talk to me about arrested development and adolescent sexual repression. I got that **** dialed in, ******! I was an alter boy once upon a time.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I told someone to get off my lawn, they would likely look down and possibly be confused.

"you might not want to walk there" might be more apropos.

Wear your Wellies.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I need a beer...

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah, the level of discourse here has definitely elevated of late

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

I thought puerile was a hand sanitizer.You can drink it in a pinch.

 

[paulthenurse]

I thought puerile was a hand sanitizer.You can drink it in a pinch.

Known locally as a Kitty Dukakis.

All of them there fancy initials I scribble after my name when I sign stuff at work recommend strongly that you don’t.

Unless you’re from Norton. If that is the case, ‘Would you like some more?”

 

[day_trippr]

If we could just play the Rockies, the Orioles, and the BlueJays the rest of the way, we might just sneak into a wild card slot

 

[paulthenurse]

That moonshot by JBJ is due to land at Heathrow in a half hour

 

[balrog]

I just had to have actual conversation with my 20-something spawn about the sheer unadulterated awesomeness of Clapton/Kravitz All Along The Watchtower.

What the heck are they actually teaching for music in schools these days?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Actual music I suppose...

 

[balrog]

Ouch. Ok. Well. It was a thought.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Sorry, I was a music major once upon a time... I would say the same thing about most groups in a statement like that.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, so Gibbet Hill is booked solid this weekend but the Forge & Vine just around the hillside has openings.
Looks solid enough, has outdoor seating is the weather is amenable.
Anyone ever do dinner there?

Cheers!

 

[Oginme]

Ok, so Gibbet Hill is booked solid this weekend but the Forge & Vine just around the hillside has openings.
Looks solid enough, has outdoor seating is the weather is amenable.
Anyone ever do dinner there?

Cheers!

I've thought about it many times as we cruise by, but we so seldom eat out. i will be interested in hearing your opinion on the forge & vine and maybe cue it up for a dinner out with the wife. Right now I'm trying to think of ways to get her on that hiking trail up to see the remains of the lodge. Maybe dinner after would do the trick...