The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

And I don't think our bullpen can manage to lose this game, so that's something.
Nothing like spanking Yankees

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We need to time this with another commuter/train derailment explosion.

PSA: This is not the week to be on The Cape Of Cod. That was last week.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[day_trippr]

The Spousal Unit has rented the same house on the beach in West Dennis for the same week the last five years with our sons and their families to gather for the week. It's been uncanny, but every week we've been there has been epic weatherwise, with the following week almost always a dreary mess.

The tornado thing was a bit over the top in that regard. There's a video showing a water spout crossing the Bass River a hundred meters from the public launch I used three times the week prior...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

NORAD says that Bogarts home run just landed.

 

[paulthenurse]

There's a video showing a water spout crossing the Bass River a hundred meters from the public launch I used three times the week prior...

Cheers!

You’re full of malarkey. You have no idea how far a hundred meters even is! No one does. It’s a made up word for Europeans and science geeks. Why don’t you use real measurements like feet and yards, like a good American, ya commie bastard? Inch, half inch, eighth and the RCH if you need real precision.

Meters... pffftttt.

 

[smurfjuice]

Smurf : " How many 64ths in an inch? "
PTN : " Christ, there must be a bloody million of them ! "

 

[paulthenurse]

Smurf made a funny.

 

[bluemoose]

Hoppy, don’t go to Rome, it’s full of trash, and I’m not talking about Seahawk players.
Meters and meters of trash, Paul.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is that a lot?

 

[day_trippr]

Not so much if measured in cubic fathoms...

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Mookie Mookie Mookie

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ditto

 

[day_trippr]

He's totally going off tonite!

 

[paulthenurse]

Totally skunked this weekend. No bugs, no blues, no macs, no bass. I didn’t even get a short in my pots. Looks like it’s hot dogs for supper.

Still a great weekend.

 

[Dland]

Maybe you should have stayed home & brewed...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hit the Mile Mahkah good dogs.

 

[Dland]

Always a lot of sirens blaring on the main road in front of my house this time of year, often poor suckers tricked to renting moped or bike to tour island on narrow over crowded roads, (designed for 1/5 the summer traffic now,). They even give the poor folks distorted maps that make the "attractions" look closer together than they are.

Not that anyone should come here, esp in summer, but you do, it would likely cost a small group the same to rent a car as scooters. Rent the car, or if on budget, ride the local transit buses.

Of course there are boating and beach accidents, and people on vacation waiting till off job to have heart attacks (while having fun, I hope).

Plenty of car accidents too, most of the locals wait for off season for this.

Then there are the OD's. I guess that is everywhere now though. Again most of us who live here do that off season too, too much work to do in summer I guess...but the "visitors" fall too, of course.

You guys think I should get a job at the Chamber O commerce? {;

Not all gloom though, the new glycol chiller works good, today's brew already working at 54F. To me that means I'll have two kegs of strong lager to drink starting around mid Sept.

 

[paulthenurse]

I need to brew this week. There. I wrote it down. Step one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wait until next week. Too effin hot

 

[smurfjuice]

Ayup', don't need him strokin' out ...

 

[balrog]

It's never a good sign when you're brewing and sweat more than you consume...

 

[smurfjuice]

Recycling ...

 

[paulthenurse]

I need three kegs ready by Sept 14 for a pahtay.

 

[bob1852]

I need three kegs ready by Sept 14 for a pahtay.

Just fill your kegs at the Bog.

 

[bluemoose]

Paul, were you in Seiser Alm?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just fill your kegs at the Bog.

Illegal. And Paul would never sully his soiree with such uncouth liquid.

 

[paulthenurse]

Paul, were you in Seiser Alm?

?
No.
Yes
Maybe

Don’t know what that means.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not my soirée, I’m just cooking and bringing the beer.

 

[paulthenurse]

Paul, were you in Seiser Alm?

No, we were WSW of there, in Madonna di Campiglio and Passo Tonalle. Spelling is probably wrong.