The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Dland]

It aint free either; ;}

I was going to link the song, but decided to link the best part instead.

 

[paulthenurse]

Even by the notably low standards of our little group of nosepickers, mouth breathers and psychopaths, you’re a f’ing weirdo.

You’ll do well here.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Some people are passive aggressive...

Then there are those who are simply aggressive.

 

[Dland]

 

[paulthenurse]

What this All Star Game needs is some maniacal sociopath infielder intent on killing the catcher quasi blocking the plate during a meaningless exhibition.

God, I miss Pete Rose as a player.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort,
GFY.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sorry. I was bored.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sharks got him Paulie. It's ovah!

 

[day_trippr]

PSA: This is the week to be on The Cape of Cod.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sharks got him Paulie. It's ovah!

There’s not a shark anywhere with a shred of self respect that would take a chomp out of Mort.

And if one did , by mistake, it would spit him out like a watermelon seed. A particularly large watermelon seed.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

You know a dead whale floating in the water is like a shark buffet, right? And, whales aren’t fat either, they are just right for whales.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

^^^

 

[paulthenurse]

Mort be on the shark’s plate!

 

[paulthenurse]

Long day yesterday. Started around 2am when the first two bottles of citrate of magnesium hit the alarm button. I was supposed to wake up at three for the third bottle anyways so not that big a deal. Several dozen “Oh crap, I hope I make it in time” trips to the room with the white chair later it was time to get in the car and hope things were over. They weren’t but held off long enough to make it there without the need to buy a new car. Hang around a little, catch up on Journal reading. A few more trips to a different white chair, a needle in the arm, a “Hey, good to see you again” to a former colleague, then a nap. Then home. Too hot to do anything, lay in the AC for a while. Another nap. Wake up. Go to bed.

Get your colonoscopy done boys and girls. What you don’t know can kill you.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Video reenactment

 

[paulthenurse]

Onion-esque

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Tip of the cap to new HOF'er. One of the best.

One of the best memories is his return opening day in 2013 for the ring ceremony. Blew an important save in the playoffs the previous year for the Yanks and got a roar for leaving the door open for the Sox to win the WS. Took it with class

https://www.mlb.com/video/red-sox-fans-cheer-for-mo/c-30569455

 

[paulthenurse]

Probably the best reliever of all time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Probably?

 

[paulthenurse]

One could make an argument for Eck or Gossage. Hoyt Wilhelm? Lyle had better stuff but no longevity. The guy was phenomenal. No doubt. But it’s not a slam dunk. Just like Eck had Gibson, Mo spit the bit and let the Sox go on to win a WS.

 

[day_trippr]

PSA: This is not the week to be on The Cape Of Cod. That was last week.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sharknado!

 

[Dland]

True story: When I was a kid in the 70's the year after Jaws came out, I took my souped up sears gamefisher (reinforced transom and a 18HP evenrude) around the chop to snorkel and maybe dig some clams off state beach. It was a nice day and the beach was crowded, and the few people in the water were hardly more than knee deep in.

They had seen the movie and knew this was the beach it was filmed at, I guess...

 

[paulthenurse]

I particularly liked from 1:20 through 1:25.

But I’m shallow.

 

[smurfjuice]

Yes

 

[paulthenurse]

Yes, you liked that part too?

Yes, I’m shallow?

Yes, you’re shallow too?

Yes, all of the above?

 

[Dland]

Hey, got into the new saison and it is better than expected, so here's another one. ;}

" Trigger warning" not much mamery glands in this one, but Slim Whitman, last of the tenor country crooners... yeah.



On a personal note, I had a beloved '66 pickup much like the red one. It was a sleeper though and 3/4 ton. Only mention it because the right side aux tank fuel reminded me of my old truck.

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Mars Attacks.Love that movie.And Slim Whitman.

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Sox lookin good tonight.