The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

There’s still time to sign up. Don’t be stingy.

Not stingy... lazy.

We got another invite to pour today. I have zero desire to pour to be honest. If we had some sort of big staff that I could send folks down... sure... but I’ll have go do it and... that’s a lot of work.

I might do the kickoff party though. BA members get in fo’ free! Whooo hooo!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

^^^ the kickoff party is what I was talking about. You certainly would not pour for club night right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Correct.... I might go but have zero desire to stand behind a bar and pour all night

 

[day_trippr]

What's with the weather up there? Still looks like a cold wet mess.
You have a week to straighten that out, so someone get on it

 

[paulthenurse]

The swallow is coming back to Capistrano?

 

[day_trippr]

Um...sure

 

[smurfjuice]

What he said ...

 

[Dland]

"when you whispered farewell in Capistrano, that's the time the swallows flew out to the sea"

Anywat, line from that old folk tune, Michael Hurley version most familiar to me, but goes back lots further than that, of course.

 

[day_trippr]

Whatevs. Y'all have five days to square that weather or there's gonna be trouble...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

You just need to bring the warm weather with you Trippr... that is how it works.

 

[day_trippr]

Good point. Ok, let's see if this voodoo that I do has any effect...



How 'bout some beach art peeps...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I saw those things at Masstoberfedt

 

[Dland]

Nice and dreary, just the way we like it, as Wednesday Addams once said.

Out sloggin in the mud all day but OK with that if it discourages the interlopers...

What is up in 5 days?

Whatevs. Y'all have five days to square that weather or there's gonna be trouble...

 

[paulthenurse]

No cans of bad soup?

 

[day_trippr]

Soup? It is to laugh. I had a lobster roll-up the other day that had me thinking of emigrating...

 

[smurfjuice]

I saw those things at Masstoberfedt

Yes, yes you did ...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hmmm... This brewery does it right! Owner out there high fiving the customers and drafting pours. Love this place

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Does the brewery have a name? Never mind it is Tributary, yes?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yes yes yes!

 

[Dland]

All lined up like livestock, but they choose to be there,,so that's cool. Oysters look good, if on the gagger side, size wise.

 

[bob1852]

Waiting in line for beer is dumb.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We got to punch a trout at the end of the line

 

[day_trippr]

An Apache trout?

 

[j1laskey]

I cut the line.

 

[j1laskey]

But my wife waited In the car so it’s like I gave the people in line that I cut back 2 bottles.....I’m so generous

 

[Yooper]

Correct.... I might go but have zero desire to stand behind a bar and pour all night

If you come, I'll buy you as many beers as you'd like!
(PS don't tell him they are free).

I saw those things at Masstoberfedt

Shhh. What happen at Masstoberfest says at Masstoberfest.

Let's get together on June 21 or 22- I miss all of my Masshole friends.

 

[paulthenurse]

Let's get together on June 21 or 22- I miss all of my Masshole friends.

I’ll be in France. I kind of owed Alice another vacation since she spent five days of her last one sleeping on a cot in a Mexican hospital.

 

[Yooper]

I’ll be in France. I kind of owed Alice another vacation since she spent five days of her last one sleeping on a cot in a Mexican hospital.

Some people will do ANYTHING to avoid being on a desert island with you.

Poor alice- that sounds like a horrible experience for her.

Where are you going? I have never been to the French countryside, and I'd like to do that sometime. I have so many things on my bucket list that I'll never get to, but it's nice to think about!

 

[Dland]

I hope to get off island some day..

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I cut the line.

The pic was badly timed. You can kind of make out Tod high fiving people. He kind of stopped at this point and was talking with people in the middle. The person next to me asked who it was as he came around the corner yelling. I said the local town nut