The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Who’s your Daddy?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Wow.

 

[Dland]

I even heard the end of that game 'cause they preempted re runs of the late Art Bell's former rebrodcasts. ( beats the heck out of the current version of that show...)

The end of the 4th, which is all I heard, was even more amusing than a talk through on a bigfoot hunt, and almost as predictable. Good stuff..

I was wondering though, why are they called the Pats instead of the Pates?

 

[paulthenurse]

^^^ might kill this thread singlehanded.


Meanwhile, back at the farm...

Somebody found a use for Corona...

 

[smurfjuice]

Si'

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Dland]

Por quey no estamos hugaltas bien futballo ? Creo que se'? esta uno bash de biesh de bill.!.....as they have been known to say...

^^^ might kill this thread singlehanded.


Meanwhile, back at the farm...

Somebody found a use for Corona...

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[Dland]

Always amusing to see what I wrote the previous night, what I get for posting so close to crash out time. One pint over the line as well, as they say.

Mild HO, eggs, bacon, two ibuprofen & hot coffee, strong and black (& not that darn euro roast either).

Mashed in at 10:12, 154F, a little high, but 38F out behind the shop and not running the HERMS coil, slow, naturally declining step mash, I like to call it. Should be another fine lager, hopefully.

 

[paulthenurse]

What I did on my Sunday...

 

[paulthenurse]

That pair of tongs was two pieces of 3/8” bar stock at noon.

 

[paulthenurse]

My hands are cramping so badly I can barely hold my Guinness.

 

[smurfjuice]

Getting ready for pizza ??

 

[day_trippr]

ouchie!
Still, I'm impressed that a first effort of pounding away at hot iron resulted in something apparently functional without loss of life

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just stepped out to my backyard forge and figured I'd give it a try. Didn't turn out that bad

 

[paulthenurse]

ROTFLMHAO

 

[paulthenurse]

The fire was so hot it melted one of the ends of the first pair I made this morning. I’d punched out the hole for the rivet, got the rivet hot then peened it over. Put the (now a pair of tongs instead of two pieces of metal) back into the fire to get the ends plastic so I could refine the ends into something functional. Ran inside it use the small room and came out to find that the fire had melted one of the jaws totally off.

That’s freakin cool. I’m keeping that pair as a badge of learning coolness.

 

[smurfjuice]

Soooo, no pizza ?? …

 

[paulthenurse]

None for you.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

How many hammer strikes in that piece? A very long time ago I worked two shifts with an 18 y/o bipolar female that was just transferred to the adult female psych ward because she aged out of the children’s facility. She was a major PITA, testing the limits of her new environment, and behaving very manic. When I got home in the morning I didn’t even go in the house, just straight back to the wood pile and axe. Husband thought I flipped my lid. I said no, just had to work out some aggressiveness and stress.

 

[paulthenurse]

Didn’t count but somewhere north of a lot. I slept very well last night.

 

[bluemoose]

My wife is a teacher, and finds it cathartic to split wood after a crazy day at school with a bunch of teens.
Nothing like splitting wood to de stress.

 

[day_trippr]

Nothing like having a wife who knows how to wield a maul.
Bet that keeps you on your Ps and Qs...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Sitting here in any empty classroom for the past twenty minutes with three others. A janitor walks by and tells us “Sorry folks, they closed the college at four o’clock because of snow.”

Snow? What snow? It ain’t friggin’ snowing.

We’ve turned into a nation of Nancy’s.

How do you say that in Spanish? I might be able to tell you if this wasn’t Nancyville.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You tell the worst stories

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Yes, isn’t it great when they cancel school based on a forecast, and then the storm shifts and there isn’t much snow. It wouldn’t be so bad accept by the end of the year they’ve run out of snow days. Well I guess that’s better than kidcicles.

 

[paulthenurse]

Get them out in the snow. Toughen the little bastards up.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wasn't it Revere or Reading that cancelled so many days of school that they were going deep into the summer time and had to cancel school all together because it was getting too hot and the building had no AC?

 

[Dland]

Everyone surviving the polar vortex? Seems to me in the past we have had colder weather, less of a deal was made of it.

Remember the Valentine's day massacre?(my term for it) , guess it was 4 or 5 years ago now, -7F here with gale force northerly wind, -9 at Logan. It was in the mid 50'sF just the day before.

I had some lovely groves of timber bamboo (P vivax, P n borida & henon, for all you botanists)killed to ground in that event, some with 50ft culms, never have been the same. Now the P bisseti is taking over, lol, as they say. Had customers asking what I did to their hydrangeas, 'cause they were all killed to ground as well as and amongst other things..

Back when I drove sander on contract for Mass Highway in the '90s, I remember it was below 10F for much of a week. Teach you to draw down yer air tanks at the end of each run, or else you had to thaw one way or another, to get brake function, and keep block heater on and batteries full if your going to get started when they call you at 2AM...which is when they usually called you, as you have to get the roads sanded before the school buses go out if there is ice or plowed snow.

Well, anyway, have a good evening, or whenever you read this...

 

[paulthenurse]

I’m starting to think a wall might be a waste of money.

A seven mile wide moat can’t keep out ^^^^^

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[ThirstyPawsHB]

I’m starting to think a wall might be a waste of money.

A seven mile wide moat can’t keep out ^^^^^

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Wait..NOW you realized that??

Biggest problem is most illegals fly in...try building a wall for that. dRumphs a dumb ass