The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I guess if you have the money to build a nice big pizza oven and have a backyard yacht you can replace your water hose more frequently, moneybags.

I‘d be willing to loan ya the ten bucks. Aww. Wtf, I’ll give ya the ten bucks.

Edited...

Nah.... forget what I just said. But call me and we can discuss interest rates.

 

[paulthenurse]

They actual sell a timer shutoff. Start your wash, hit the timer and it will shutoff after a set time. Then again it's another point of failure that you probably have to replace after a year.

Then again you can buy a sensor for your connected home that could shutoff your water main once it senses water.

Is that kind of like the waterproof doors on the Titanic?
‘Sure, the water might flood a few compartments but it’s bombproof! You’re gonna love it!’

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nope. Just a little bit of water on the floor and the main valve will shut off immediately. If you have a sump pump you could put it there.

aaaand my aunt just got back from vacationing in New Zealand to a basement full of water.

 

[paulthenurse]

That sux

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

It certainly does.

 

[paulthenurse]

I meant about Auntie vacationing in New Zealand while DL was stuck here in the subzero weather. I say it serves the old girl right.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

That's why you are king Masshole, Paul. Dilly dilly!

 

[paulthenurse]

In the future, please remember to capitalize the K or you’ll be off to The Pit of Misery, otherwise known as Cleveland.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Funny you should say that Sire, I have already stayed in the pit known as Cleveland twice, and it truly was miserable. Imagine traveling to Ft Lauterdale for a cruise having to change planes in said city, to find snow and cancelations. Brrr, the crappy hotel the airline paid for had no restaurant and limited TV for Mr Merry. We walked in our spring attire through the snow for sustenance and libations of which there was mostly dilly dilly pisswasser.

 

[paulthenurse]

You willing went to Cleveland. You deserve no pity for the sh!thole you found yourself in. To the Pit of Misery.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

C is a different world. Good people, beer and food can be had. It does have it's own smell so to say.

 

[paulthenurse]

The Mistake on the Lake. Remember when Oil Can Boyd said "That's what happens when you build a ballpark next to the ocean." after getting fogged out at the Jake. When Oil Can Boyd can dis you and not even know he's doing it, it's time to make radical changes.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I must confess, that both times I did not get out to see the city. The first time I was also on the outskirts stopping for the night and dodging a creepy truck driver my first time driving to Nebraska. He had a smell all his own too.

C is a different world. Good people, beer and food can be had. It does have it's own smell so to say.

 

[paulthenurse]

Even I have sense enough to not go there.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well there is the not being able to see the sun until spring, due to lake effect clouds.

 

[paulthenurse]

I would think that would be a plus.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager “just can’t understand” why Jim Koch got a restraining order.

I say the reason is self evident.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus

 

[smurfjuice]

Jesus

God help us all ...

 

[paulthenurse]

He’s waiting for you guys to launch Bog Iron wear. That will launch a whole new level of creepy.

 

[smurfjuice]

He’s waiting for you guys to launch Bog Iron wear. That will launch a whole new level of creepy.

God help you Gilligan....

 

[Melana]

God help you Gilligan....

Too late for that

 

[smurfjuice]

So true ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Kind of glad I’m working this afternoon. Can’t play in the most dangerous drinking game in North America.

What game is that you ask?

NHL All Star Chug-a-goal.

Every time the puck goes in the net you chug.

You’re highly unlikely to be around at the end of the game.

 

[smurfjuice]

*

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Smurf's out.

 

[smurfjuice]

Sorry, toilet is backed up in the hollow tree.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Kind of glad I’m working this afternoon. Can’t play in the most dangerous drinking game in North America.

What game is that you ask?

NHL All Star Chug-a-goal.

Every time the puck goes in the net you chug.

You’re highly unlikely to be around at the end of the game.

It's funny because other cities care about watching the ProBowl.

 

[day_trippr]

So I'm watching a story on WFXT regarding a new micro called Walden Woods Brewing starting up in Marlboro.
Not only did they somehow get the Council to yack up a license, they gave them a $25K grant!
Meanwhile our friends over at Strange Brew have been struggling to get traction on their microbrewery intentions, purportedly because the same Council was busting their balls.

Weird. But another local micro to visit!

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I've been following them for a while. They were suppose to open at the end of last year. Did they give a date? I also hear another brewery is going to open in Maynard. My friend who runs a store is expecting it to be pretty good.