The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Great day brewing one of Mr Tredo's recipe's with himself and Dopey at The Bog. I can now add "Official Bottle Flipper and Efficiency Expert" to my resume. Thanks for the invite, Bill. You too Dopey.

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FW manning the bottling line.

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The proud Papa

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[bob1852]

Where was Cape? Taking out the trash?

 

[paulthenurse]

Pacing around, yelling at the intern and talking nonstop on his cell while FW, Intern Ed, Mr Tredo and I did all the work.

He's got an empire to run.

 

[paulthenurse]

All that said, I'd turn over all of my IRA's and discretionary funds to buy into the inner circle.

(If only for the ability to show up on any random Tuesday and tell Dopey what he's dong wrong, 'And not only am I an original stockholder with 30+ tears of experience but I'm you're f'ing father!!!! Do what I say!!!!"

He's oddly reluctant to go there. Weird.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Where was Cape? Taking out the trash?

Bangin' groopies

 

[Melana]

Isn't Paul a groupie?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[Melana]

All that said, I'd turn over all of my IRA's and discretionary funds to buy into the inner circle.

(If only for the ability to show up on any random Tuesday and tell Dopey what he's dong wrong, 'And not only am I an original stockholder with 30+ tears of experience but I'm you're f'ing father!!!! Do what I say!!!!"

He's oddly reluctant to go there. Weird.

This statement proves that PTN is a groupie

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope

 

[paulthenurse]

Not a groopie. I just see this as almost as good a way to get rich quick than selling Amway soap..

 

[smurfjuice]

Might be a minion

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nothing mini about him.

 

[Melana]

Nothing mini about him.

From what I hear I wouldn't say 'nothing'

 

[bob1852]

From what I hear I wouldn't say 'nothing'

Oh my.

 

[paulthenurse]

Dammit Yoop, you promised not to tell.

 

[Melana]

It wasn't Yoop, it was Yeager.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're mean.

 

[day_trippr]

Don't look now, but the Red Sox have been playing some entertaining ball of late.
From a triple play to an 8 run 5th to a cancer kid first pitch right to the nuggets to yet another walk-off win, the games have been way better than summer reruns

 

[paulthenurse]

What he ^^^ said.

 

[paulthenurse]

That said...

Could John Henry be more of a "finger to the wind" putz?

Next thing you know that ****tard is going to be trying to make the shortstop the number five and the third baseman the number six because skipping over the shortstop like that is discriminatory.

 

[day_trippr]

"“We ought to be able to lead the effort and if others in the community favor a change, we would welcome it – particularly in light of the country’s current leadership stance with regard to intolerance,” said Henry."

Yeah, that's pretty much a human weather vane actualization right there...

 

[paulthenurse]

Tonight's "Left makes him Right" fielder ... Andrew Benintendi. Benintendi

In Wrong because he's not Left Center Field... JBJ

And in Right... Booooooooooo

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did any of you guys go downtown, cover your faces and beat the sh!t out of a war vet?

 

[day_trippr]

^sad^

What happened today was a moral booster in the face of a devolving state of humanity in this country of late.
One in the Plus Column for sure.
Find another sand box.

[edit]
Closer to the topic....last nights game was another example of "Don't Change That Dial" baseball.
Ya just can't quit on this team lately...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh c'mon... I was kidding. From what I read you are correct... a very positive statement.

 

[paulthenurse]

****. I was helping a fried cut down trees. On a trip to the hardware store for bar oil they said it was a non event.

Lemme guess. Bat **** crazy moonbats from both sides acted like ****tards.

My otherwise great day is ruined

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Devers for President!

 

[paulthenurse]

Doubling down on that

 

[day_trippr]

Hell, even Hoppy would be a "tremendous, believe me" improvement

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

....and Vice President.