The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Rent a moped and drive it into a tree.

Ha!!

that was funny

 

[paulthenurse]

Ha!!

that was funny

Not as funny as renting a Mack truck and running over you.

 

[smurfjuice]

I'm sorry, what did i miss. i was making pizza in my brick oven.

 

[paulthenurse]

If you're nice I'll let you use my brick oven to heat up your rocks for your brew at Masstoberfest

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not as funny as renting a Mack truck and running over you.

Watching you lose so much off the fastball has been a bummer to watch. I assume its an age thing.

 

[paulthenurse]

You should get back in the car. Do it! Now! You said you were going to. Do it!

 

[Cape Brewing]

They shoulda hung that chic

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't know. Clearly what she did was morally reprehensible. But what about freedom of speech? We can all agree that what she said was inappropriate. Should she go to jail for saying what she did if he didn't kill himself?

I dunno. FWIW, I'd be willing to lock her up and throw away the key just on the basis of those f'ing eyebrows.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Agreed. The eyebrows are tough. Ya figure SOMEONE would say something to her.

And yeah, fcku her and "freedom of speech" when it comes to something like that. I'm sure Az is going to get hot, bothered, and aflutter with me here, crapping on our God given 'Merican rights!!! But eff that... they should shoot that btich.

 

[paulthenurse]

I figured you would want to put her in a cell and have a voice whispering "You should kill your self." for her entire sentence. Maybe send her a few letters from Aaron Hernandez.

 

[Melana]

The eyebrows are a testament to her bad judgment. She should have fried.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wow. It's unusual when I'm the voice of reason in any civilized gathering.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey *******. Go to the Masstoberfest thread and talk it up. I'm scared to death it will just be me and Yeager.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You have a Yooper vacuum. You need to add some kind of fireworks to bring the crowds in.

 

[paulthenurse]

Proving just what a smahty pants I am, I'm not going anywhere near that Yooper vacuum crack.


I'm am going to fire up the oven. Most seem convinced there will be fireworks.

 

[Stealthcruiser]

I seem to remember somethin' about an oven, or incinerator........

Slate roofed was it, and quite decorative?

 

[paulthenurse]

Pretty as a girl in spring

 

[paulthenurse]

Triple D bubbling merrily away in the swamp cooler. Frozen bottles of water amazingly effective in maintaining sub 60 temps.

 

[day_trippr]

Sounds primitive, but one does what one must.

Totally unrelated/OT/etc, the Tampa Bay Rays are doing an entertaining impression of the Keystone Kops tonight...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Paul... paying tribute to one of the areas OG's next Tuesday and brewing with Mr Tredo on the pilot system. You should swing through if you are around. We can give you some pointers.

"So Paul... this is called 'all grain mashing' "

(One week later)

"Yes Paul, by that picture, it does look infected. NO! Cleaning and sanitizing are NOT the same thing"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

36 hr mash?

EDIT: Or was that the PTN boil. I forget

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Paul... paying tribute to one of the areas OG's next Tuesday and brewing with Mr Tredo on the pilot system. You should swing through if you are around. We can give you some pointers.

"So Paul... this is called 'all grain mashing' "

(One week later)

"Yes Paul, by that picture, it does look infected. NO! Cleaning and sanitizing are NOT the same thing"

That would be a treat. I'll try to make it happen.

 

[Melana]

Hey, Cape.... Copy this.

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[paulthenurse]

Put your own spin on it. Make it a Wit.

 

[smurfjuice]

Awww, jeez you guys ... .

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey, Cape.... Copy this.

Nah.. we made an actual imperial stout... one more than 8%... (actually... it's 12%) aged in both rum and bourbon barrels that we laid down for a year and are getting ready to release in a couple months.

Appreciate the suggestion though

 

[bob1852]

Nah.. we made an actual imperial stout... one more than 8%... (actually... it's 12%) aged in both rum and bourbon barrels that we laid down for a year and are getting ready to release in a couple months.

Appreciate the suggestion though

Oooooooh, a bourbon barrel aged imperial stout? How unique!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Read and try again

 

[paulthenurse]

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Oh you spinning mutha farka.

 

[Melana]

Stop fidgeting