The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

I hear @NotCarribeanCape has some mad skills.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You could start a thread about some dude who makes Ass Beer but has a friend who is a really great brewer and how they set out with another guy, like Dorothy, the Tin Man and Toto, to topple Budweiser

You could do that

You've lost your fastball.

It's not a surprise at your age

 

[paulthenurse]

Like hell. That was funny and you know it.

 

[yeager1977]

You've lost your fastball.

It's not a surprise at your age

Well he is a lot older than you because he is your father.

 

[paulthenurse]

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Smurf for Prez. That little blue bastid just might do alright.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Doesn't he work over at FRCS?

 

[Melana]

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Smurf for Prez. That little blue bastid just might do alright.

Pfft - I voted weeks ago because I may or may not be around next week.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeah but did you vote for Smurf?

 

[Melana]

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't....

 

[paulthenurse]

If we end up stuck with either of the two terrible choices that the people have given us I'm blaming you.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey is anybody out there up for teaching a class in basic brewery sanitation? I know somebody, not to point any fingers but his initials are Christopher 'Yeager' Flynn, who could use the help.

 

[smurfjuice]

If nominated, i will not run.
If elected, i will not serve.





( Who said that? )

 

[paulthenurse]

Pete Paulson

 

[Yooper]

Hey is anybody out there up for teaching a class in basic brewery sanitation? I know somebody, not to point any fingers but his initials are Christopher 'Yeager' Flynn, who could use the help.

Me, me, me!

I volunteer. Pick me!

He'd have to come here for the class, but I'd give him a good beer for his trouble.

 

[Melana]

Can we fly Yooper in for the class?

 

[smurfjuice]

Pete Paulson

First of all Sire, it's Pat. but it was said by LBJ at the end of his last term.
Look at the big brain on Smurf ... :beard:

 

[smurfjuice]

Hey is anybody out there up for teaching a class in basic brewery sanitation? I know somebody, not to point any fingers but his initials are Christopher 'Yeager' Flynn, who could use the help.

Young Gilligan have some trouble with cleanliness ???

 

[paulthenurse]

Much like his reported troubles maintaining an erection, his troubles maintaining the cleanliness of his beer lines is starting to cause problems.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sad day yesterday at PTO's funeral. Steve A, Yeager and I were honored to be amongst Paul's pall bearers. After the graveside service we gathered together by the casket, popped open a special brew and had a last beer together with PTO. He'll be missed.

 

[smurfjuice]

Godspeed PTO ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry again about PTO.

All around tough day yesterday. It was Cherry Tredo's service as well. It was really nice to see a really large SSBC turn out for it. Brewers are good people some times.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, I was disappointed to not be able to make it to Cherry's service. Bill is another good guy and I feel bad. Both she and PTO fought a good fight.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cancer's a ******

 

[paulthenurse]

Takes one to know one.

 

[paulthenurse]

Peanut butter, graham crackers & a glass of milk makes a world class lunch. Just sayin'

 

[bluemoose]

Hey cape, did you do wood floors in the basement pub? If so, insulation and sleepers?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey cape, did you do wood floors in the basement pub? If so, insulation and sleepers?

Yes... no insulation or sleepers.

Bead of underlayment adhesive and then shot regular old strapping into the concrete. Laid super cheap ledger board down as plank flooring while purposely putting hammer marks in it on most of the nails. Went over the entire floor with a random orbital with a really rough grit just to take the big burrs off of it. After that a coat of stain and two coats of flat poly.

I love it.

If it gets trashed... Meh. Oh well. And I get a lot of compliments on it. Everyone says it looks like its a 100 year old floor... Which is exactly what I was going for.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pine sap, knot holes, wide gaps, and you're liable to to get 30000 splinters if you go anywhere near it with bare skin.

So you used Hoppy's mom as your inspiration?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Zero percent of that is true Blue

 

[bluemoose]

Great. Thanks. Will be working on the basement bedroom and bathroom soon. Not sure if I will go with tile or wood. Debating the options of insulation for a warmer floor, especially with tile. Considering radiant.
Chilly up here in the great white north.