The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Don't have a 2, my lowest is a 3 which I can only hit about 60% of the time.

Guess I might get wet.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's what she said

 

[paulthenurse]

Who? MrsNotCapeBrewing? I doubt it.

Certainly not when you mashed her in.

 

[the_bird]

Paulie's smoking PCP again.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't knock it till you've smoked it.

Hey, are you going to pretend that you're not coming again?

 

[the_bird]

Don't know yet. Speaking of pretending to come, has anyone heard from Yeager?

 

[Melana]

Don't know yet. Speaking of pretending to come, has anyone heard from Yeager?

He's hiding behind Mrs. Yeager's apron strings.

 

[paulthenurse]

Somebody has to go here and I'm just the guy to do it...

It's Mrs. Yeager who pretends to come.

Thank you. You guys are great. I'll be here all week. Try the veal, it's the chefs specialty.

 

[smurfjuice]

Don't know yet. Speaking of pretending to come, has anyone heard from Yeager?

Wow, poor Gilligan ...

 

[paulthenurse]

You mean poor Mrs. Yeager?

 

[smurfjuice]

Nope, methinks there is nothing poor about her ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Finally got one of our two bartenders back today after she kicked ****ie cancer's azz. Which means... I'M not behind the bah! Yayyyyyyyy!!!

Middle Child's flowin like water

Prepare for messy posting in three.... two....

 

[paulthenurse]

Pics of the better ****ies or it didn't happen.


I don't make the rules. It's an inter web thing.

 

[smurfjuice]

Finally got one of our two bartenders back today after she kicked ****ie cancer's azz. Which means... I'M not behind the bah! Yayyyyyyyy!!!

Middle Child's flowin like water

Prepare for messy posting in three.... two....

Man, put a man on the moon, but you can't cure cancer... way too much money involved i guess...

 

[smurfjuice]

Finally got one of our two bartenders back today after she kicked ****ie cancer's azz. Which means... I'M not behind the bah! Yayyyyyyyy!!!

Middle Child's flowin like water

Prepare for messy posting in three.... two....

Hey shirtsleeve, save me some middle child and Joe. i'll be in soon ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[Cape Brewing]

I kid

We have Joe and Swiss Mistress going into bottles next week

 

[Melana]

I kid

We have Joe and Swiss Mistress going into bottles next week

Are you going to open for a special visitor this year?

 

[smurfjuice]

I kid

We have Joe and Swiss Mistress going into bottles next week

You jolly joker ... :beard: ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you going to open for a special visitor this year?

I dont know what that means

 

[paulthenurse]

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm, now that they've seen Paree?

 

[smurfjuice]

I think thats pronounced Fah'm ...

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Pics of the better ****ies or it didn't happen.


I don't make the rules. It's an inter web thing.

I'm pretty sure that's the law

 

[paulthenurse]

Pretty sure you're getting called out here Cape

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have no idea wtf anyone is even taking about

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Talk to Frank. He's a nice guy.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Get with the program, geezzz.

 

[day_trippr]

[Thread veerage alert]

So I don't know that they have the bullpen to finish this season as well as we'd like, but tonight's 9th inning 5 run rally win was as good as "almost playoff games" get.

Bonus, Big Papi passed Mantle for career homers.
Gotta love Ortiz, 40 years old and the guy is really going out huge...

[We now return you to the insanity that is, The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread. Carry on...]

 

[paulthenurse]

Dammit. I turned it off to do homework. You're right, MAJOR Achilles heel in the bullpen. And BP is the reincarnation of the Kid.

 

[HoppyDaze]

BP has the best steroids