The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

whats in the bag?

Not lobster

 

[Yooper]

The photo of unobtainium makes me thirsty.

And jealous. Very very jealous.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Did you visit the new brewery in Stowe?

 

[bluemoose]

Let me know if you need a case or two of Heady Topper and Sip o Sunshine. Flows like bog water up here.

 

[Melana]

New beer

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[smurfjuice]

I didn't really get that close- his belly (the largest body part) was prohibitive.

You must account for gravitational pull ... :beard: ...

 

[smurfjuice]

What is a lobster

I think its lobstah', just saying' ( call me Ricardo )

 

[ThatVideoKid]

I think its lobstah', just saying' ( call me Ricardo )

Oh, okay I know what you're talking about now!

 

[paulthenurse]

Unobtanium my a$$

Nope. Not gonna go there. Low hanging fruit.

Although, when has that ever stopped me?

 

[Melana]

Let me know if you need a case or two of Heady Topper and Sip o Sunshine. Flows like bog water up here.

Are you offering to give head?

 

[bluemoose]

No.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

I need to get myself up there sometime

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Are you offering to give head?

Geez, I nearly choked on my beer! LOL.

 

[smurfjuice]

( Ricardo ) ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Smurf... what's with your daughter? She came in and said, "my dad is Smurf and he said to give us two free beers"

Kinda weird

 

[Melana]

No.

So we have to pay for it?

 

[paulthenurse]

I prefer to think of it as keeping my friend from being homeless as opposed to paying for the Bog Water.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

So we have to pay for it?

That's effed up

 

[smurfjuice]

Smurf... what's with your daughter? She came in and said, "my dad is Smurf and he said to give us two free beers"

Kinda weird

She is a weird kid ... got a growler of Joe out of it tho' ... :rockin:

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Are you offering to give head?

ummmmm...yes

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm going to try Smurfie's kid's trick next time I go into a bar.

"Smurf said to give me free beer." I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

I'm going to try Smurfie's kid's trick next time I go into a bar.

"Smurf said to give me free beer." I'll let you know how it goes.

Sounds like a plan for when I head down there

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

She is a weird kid ... got a growler of Joe out of it tho' ... :rockin:

Give her credit. She is only two years old.

 

[smurfjuice]

At least you have your own corner at the Bog ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm going to try Smurfie's kid's trick next time I go into a bar.

"Smurf said to give me free beer." I'll let you know how it goes.

Unfortunately we're closed that day Paul

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least you have your own corner at the Bog ...

That plaque was accidentally cut up on a table saw into small pieces and then it accidentally fell into our large mill.

 

[paulthenurse]

Should have dropped it into the mash tun. It could only help what you usually put in there.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Should have dropped it into the mash tun. It could only help what you usually put in there.

Sounds like a good beer

 

[paulthenurse]

SAT ?

Trillium is to The Bog as...

 

[paulthenurse]

Answer choices are...

Micheal Phelps

Willie Nelson

Viagra

Buckwheat pancakes

Fournier's gangrene.

Blow jobs

Flat tires on the Bourne Bridge. Friday afternoon. 7/3/201x

Staten Island Ferry

A kiss from Mom

A slice of PTN's pizza

Deep fried Apache Trout. With Pomme Frittes

Russell Wilson

McRib sandwich