The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Swinging like Cape from the gallows.

 

[paulthenurse]

Slap.

Slap.

Slap.

Slap.

 

[smurfjuice]

Are you sure it's not

fap.

fap.

fap.

fap.

 

[Melana]

Fap Master?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Swinging like Cape from the gallows.

You bore me

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

just when it started to get interesting, it will get boring once again

 

[the_bird]

Are you sure it's not

fap.

fap.

fap.

fap.

Little from column A, little from column B?

 

[smurfjuice]

And in an hour, your still hungry ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Stevie caught a fish.View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1465322309.601230.jpg

 

[smurfjuice]

Vera nice ...

 

[the_bird]

Stevie caught a fish.View attachment 357771

Well, that's one more than you. And one more than me, granted, but I'm not the one making boat payments.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Stripped Bass...are you trolling anchovies?

 

[paulthenurse]

Trolling anchovies? You're confused. I'm not you, back in the 80's, trying to slay some poon.

 

[day_trippr]

lol!

So, was it a legal keepah?

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Nah. Too small.

 

[nhwrecker]

I know why you taunt me. Much like Judas hated Jesus you are afraid of my awesomeness and seek to aggrandize yourself at my expense. And while I don't REALLY want you to go hang yourself, when the authorities finally catch on to you and they hang you I'll be there in the crowd. Buying postcards, eating Crackerjacks and clapping my hands in time as your body swings like a metronome beneath the gallows.

Wow. Well written and alive with visual splendor. Of course, completely inaccurate. Jesus felt sorry for Judas, just as all of us feel sorry for you PTN. Haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Melana]

Nah. Too small.

You hear that a lot Paulie?

 

[paulthenurse]

Ain't it a little early in the morning to be hitting the sauce, Mort?

 

[paulthenurse]

You hear that a lot Paulie?

You funny.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Vera nice ...

That's you at FRCS right?

I hope so cuz I would feel bad if I tried to swerve and run the wrong person over.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[paulthenurse]

That's you at FRCS right?

I hope so cuz I would feel bad if I tried to swerve and run the wrong person over.

You ask him that about once every 18 months...

Cape... "Hey uhhhh. Smurf, right? Don't you work down by me? I see you there all the time."

Smurf... "Still there. Just like last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. And last Saturday at the grocery store. Yep, still around the ol' neighborhood. Maybe I should start wearing a name tag? Would that help you?"

 

[smurfjuice]

Ayup', that would be me. i was going to wave as you went by but you seem to be pulling something out of your pants ... or that general area. ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can't help it... some a' them kids are hot

 

[paulthenurse]

Wow, Smurfy has good eyesight.

 

[smurfjuice]

Ayup', had to side step the drive by ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Apropos of absolutely nuttin' but Wachusett's Bella Czech Pils is a winner. Cape, you should try making something good like that.

 

[DakotaRules]

Been awhile. Hope everyone is well. Except for you, you can bite a stick and get splinters in your tongue.

Back to business!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Who let the n00bs in this week?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Apropos of absolutely nuttin' but Wachusett's Bella Czech Pils is a winner. Cape, you should try making something good like that.

Nah... Don't like Pils.