The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

that looks like something you'd see in Portlandia

It is a hipster college town.

 

[the_bird]

cept for desperate cheapskates showing their wive's gashes for free memberships...

"Gashes" is such a great word. I mean, an axe wound WOULD explain all the bleeding.

 

[paulthenurse]

Anything that can bleed for a week and not die has made a pact with the devil. Trust me on this. I'm practically a doctor.

Bottom blackened. Breastworks shined up. Hull waxed. Motor revved up. She's ready for a summers worth of hard riding...

I meant LSU...

Dirty minded bastids.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Anything that can bleed for a week and not die has made a pact with the devil. Trust me on this. I'm practically a doctor.

Bottom blackened. Breastworks shined up. Hull waxed. Motor revved up. She's ready for a summers worth of hard riding...

I meant LSU...

Dirty minded bastids.

When we gettin' some bugs? I know a guy with a big fckuin' pot

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... that's a guy with a big fckuin' gash

 

[paulthenurse]

That was unkind. I thought we talked about being nicer? No more SDF or equivalent type banter. We agreed that we would be gentlemen. Don't make me come over there and dope slap you. I don't want to do that t but I will, for the good of the thread

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bring it Weeble Wobble

 

[day_trippr]

PSA: If you are not totally into the Red Sox right now you are missing a hella lot of fun.

That is all. Go about your business...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Someone should test the cooler water.

 

[paulthenurse]

PSA: If you are not totally into the Red Sox right now you are missing a hella lot of fun.



That is all. Go about your business...

I want to have another kid so I can name it Mookie.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Please! I'm just getting to not twitch when I hear the name Isiah Thomas. Mookie is another name that will take years to get use too....... '86

 

[paulthenurse]

Our Mookie is cool. The Met's Mookie was a Met. Nuff said.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Racist

 

[day_trippr]

Hey! Back in your hole, you!

Cheers! ("Get off our lawn!" )

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape,

You should build a pipe.

A pipe, full of the Bog Water, running from the Bog all the way to Wheaton. Imagine the yoga pant situation then...

I'd pitch in $20.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I mock you openly when i'm among mutual acquaintances

 

[bob1852]

I mock you openly when i'm among mutual acquaintances

Do you still have that t-shirt that mocks PTN that you wore at NHC 2011?

 

[paulthenurse]

I know why you taunt me. Much like Judas hated Jesus you are afraid of my awesomeness and seek to aggrandize yourself at my expense. And while I don't REALLY want you to go hang yourself, when the authorities finally catch on to you and they hang you I'll be there in the crowd. Buying postcards, eating Crackerjacks and clapping my hands in time as your body swings like a metronome beneath the gallows.

 

[smurfjuice]

Yes, you are awesome Sire ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Threatening.... ban him

 

[Cape Brewing]

Do you still have that t-shirt that mocks PTN that you wore at NHC 2011?

The ******** t-shirt? Pretty positive I do.

 

[paulthenurse]

The way I Lazarus-ed this thread back from the dead makes me believe that I was more accurate than not when I alluded to myself as Jezzuz.

Which would probably mean that I was equally accurate when I referred to Cape as a mean spirited, jealous, bitter troglodyte destined to be hated by the masses of my acolytes for all eternity.

Huh... Go figure.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Oh great... Everybody keep your young boys indoors, Pauly is getting religious.

 

[smurfjuice]

The way I Lazarus-ed this thread back from the dead makes me believe that I was more accurate than not when I alluded to myself as Jezzuz.

Which would probably mean that I was equally accurate when I referred to Cape as a mean spirited, jealous, bitter troglodyte destined to be hated by the masses of my acolytes for all eternity.

Huh... Go figure.

Say that again ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Your goat fantasies are quite disturbing.

 

[smurfjuice]

Baaaaaah, humbug ...

 

[paulthenurse]

I got your humbug swinging

 

[Yooper]

I got your humbug swinging

I took that totally out of context.

There are some humbugs that I just don't want to see swinging, to be honest.

 

[paulthenurse]

No. You took it totally in context.