The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Fwiw. Don't get pissy because you lobbed up a big meatball and I parked it. Don't red flashing lights go off in your head whenever you mention the word 'confit?'

 

[Yooper]

And fwiw, you deep throating that braided mozzarella to clean it after you dropped it was just about the funniest moment of 2015.

Not to mention it being erotic as hell in a totally bizarre way.

well I did feel bad about it launching directly into the pizza you were making. So I tried to male amends as best I could.

By the way, it was warm and sunny here today and I forgot about this exchange until melana reminded me. That is how deeply I care.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fwiw. Don't get pissy because you lobbed up a big meatball and I parked it. Don't red flashing lights go off in your head whenever you mention the word 'confit?'

Not remotely pissy.

And yes, you are getting old. I'm shocked you're not dead yet.

 

[DakotaRules]

Not remotely pissy.

And yes, you are getting old. I'm shocked you're not dead yet.

Wow capes alive! Why are you posting in the thread? Thought you were to good to hang with our class.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Synthetic weed.

 

[Melana]

Wow capes alive! Why are you posting in the thread? Thought you were to good to hang with our class.

We have class? Really?

 

[Melana]

Fwiw. Don't get pissy because you lobbed up a big meatball and I parked it. Don't red flashing lights go off in your head whenever you mention the word 'confit?'

Parked the meatball? More like ate the meatball.

 

[paulthenurse]

We ain't got no class. None of us.

Except O'Grady. Hes a classy guy. And Mrs Mort. And Alice. The rest of yooze are dopes.

Especially Cape. Huge dope. But Mrs Cape is classy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Parked the meatball? More like ate the meatball.

I'd tell you to eat my meatballs but I'm afraid Big John would hurt me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

But Mrs Cape is classy.

Pfft... You obviously don't hang out with her much.

You think I'M bad??? She's got be beat by a wide margin.

 

[Yooper]

We ain't got no class. None of us.

Except O'Grady. Hes a classy guy. And Mrs Mort. And Alice. The rest of yooze are dopes.

Especially Cape. Huge dope. But Mrs Cape is classy.

I am so glad I fit right in!

I don't know Mrs. Mort- but I agree about Alice. She is classy, intelligent, beautiful, and warm. She has terrible taste in men, apparently.

I've always said that homebrewers marry up. I sure did. I married far above my station for sure, and it seems that way for many of us.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pfft... You obviously don't hang out with her much.

You think I'M bad??? She's got be beat by a wide margin.

I was just being polite.

 

[paulthenurse]

I am so glad I fit right in!

I don't know Mrs. Mort- but I agree about Alice. She is classy, intelligent, beautiful, and warm. She has terrible taste in men, apparently.

I've always said that homebrewers marry up. I sure did. I married far above my station for sure, and it seems that way for many of us.

Bob probably saw you cleaning off some cheese.

 

[paulthenurse]

Gawd damn, I've discovered the cure for insomnia. I just spent a half hour listening to some goober on Bass Pro Shop.Radio talking about his career as.a.fish whisperer. Jeezuz, I almost drove into a bridge abutment just to lessen the pain.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was the button too far away to change the channel?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't know what's worse... the jackazz that is a "fish whisperer" or the one that sat and listened to him for half an hour

 

[bluemoose]

I met Mrs. Cape. Cape out punted his coverage. Don't let anyone tell you different. In fairness, so did Frank.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Watch it... I've met Mr. Bluemoose and I could say the same about you.

Lovely gentleman who's way outta your league.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey AZ, I know you been working on these fish for your entire professional career, and you've done a hell of a job bringing them back. I feel like I kinda owe you both thanks and an apology. Sorry man, I didn't know. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1452876729.759602.jpgView attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1452876750.271528.jpg

 

[Cape Brewing]

Apache Trout blow

 

[paulthenurse]

They make K2 out of Apache Trout

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's the overly large dorsal fin and black eye band that make them synthetic.... and shtty.

 

[paulthenurse]

Racist. Reported.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dude... Please... I'm a huuuuuge Apache Trout fan. You could even say I am one of about three people who give a shti if it goes extinct.

 

[paulthenurse]

Me too. I LUV Apache trout.

Pan fried.
Baked.
Smoked.
You name it.

 

[paulthenurse]

You know the best way to catch Apache trout?

Dynamite. Deflates their bladders and the little fu(kers float to the top. TB12 taught me that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I usually just reach down and grab em. They live in small streams you can just hop over and they're too stupid to get out of the way.

They're basically the stupid douches of the fish world

 

[paulthenurse]

Plus you end up with a nice little pool to swim in while da wimmins get the fish fry ready

 

[paulthenurse]

Can you imagine how pissed off the taxpayers of Arizona are going to be when they find out they've been paying some ******* salary for years and THAT is what he spends his day working on?

 

[paulthenurse]

Stupid ****** fish.