The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

We need this rain. Really, we do. I busted my ass yesterday planting 300 flower bulbs because they said it was going to rain.

 

[paulthenurse]

There is an El Niño of epic proportions cooking down on the equator. El Niño's are when the much warmer waters of the western Pacific Ocean slosh across to the east. The ocean level in the western Pacific is a few inches higher than in the east. Current theory (pardon the unintended pun) is that every few years (10-15) the forces equilibrate and the warm water sloshes eastward to sort of reboot the system.
Who da fuq cares?

Rain. The drought in the western U.S. will probably get a good bit better by spring

And now you know.

Just trying to raise the admittedly low bar around here.

 

[bob1852]

There is an El Niño of epic proportions cooking down on the equator. El Niño's are when the much warmer waters of the western Pacific Ocean slosh across to the east. The ocean level in the western Pacific is a few inches higher than in the east. Current theory (pardon the unintended pun) is that every few years (10-15) the forces equilibrate and the warm water sloshes eastward to sort of reboot the system.
Who da fuq cares?

Rain. The drought in the western U.S. will probably get a good bit better by spring

And now you know.

Just trying to raise the admittedly low bar around here.

Leave the El Nino talk to AZ.

 

[paulthenurse]

El Niño means little boy. AZ means little ******. So tell us more about your El Niño, AZ

 

[bob1852]

El Niño means little boy. AZ means little ******. So tell us more about your El Niño, AZ

He's having his tonsils out on Friday. Thanks for asking.

 

[paulthenurse]

Da fuq?

 

[paulthenurse]

Are you pulling s Dude-like "I have to get my finger amputated" play? If so, you suck. If your El Niño is really having his tonsils out I suggest you put on your big girl panties and grow a pair of nads. It a f'ing t&a. Da fuq? A particularly backwards second year resident with a twitch could handle that operation. The niño will be fine. Probably grow up to be a total ****** like his old man.

 

[paulthenurse]

You are s total fu(ktsrd for playing that card.

Azzhole.you are taking unfair advantage of s guy who just passed a midterm exam and stopped up the street from home for a celebratory Jameson's or four

Fu(ktard!

 

[bob1852]

Are you pulling s Dude-like "I have to get my finger amputated" play? If so, you suck. If your El Niño is really having his tonsils out I suggest you put on your big girl panties and grow a pair of nads. It a f'ing t&a. Da fuq? A particularly backwards second year resident with a twitch could handle that operation. The niño will be fine. Probably grow up to be a total ****** like his old man.

Well, my la nina is have her tonsils out too on Friday.

Ya happy now, you insensitive prick?

 

[bob1852]

You are s total fu(ktsrd for playing that card.

Azzhole.you are taking unfair advantage of s guy who just passed a midterm exam and stopped up the street from home for a celebratory Jameson's or four

Fu(ktard!

Why didn't you stop at the Bog for a swamp water or two?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't want to drink that sh!t. I don't want to have to have emergency surgery.

*********

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya happy now, you insensitive prick?

I would appreciate it if you would refrain from commenting on my being an insensitive prick. I have a wife who has that base covered, thank you very much. She doesn't need any help. She's got game.

 

[bob1852]

I would appreciate it if you would refrain from commenting on my being an insensitive prick. I have a wife who has that base covered, thank you very much. She doesn't need any help. She's got game.

K, let's just go bomb's Cape's "pro" thread like a bunch of people are right now, including an admin.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oddly enough there does not seem to be an emotion for an extended middle finger. Theo Epstein must me disappointed. As am I, I'd like to send one to AZ

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok. That should be fun

Hope your kid doesn't croak during his surgery, that would totally screw up your vacation time for this year. That would suck.

 

[bob1852]

Ok. That should be fun

Hope your kid doesn't croak during his surgery, that would totally screw up your vacation time for this year. That would suck.

*kids

And yes, I know. New parent syndrome......I know millions of tonsil surgeries happen every month, yet all I can think about is the one you hear about in the news where the kid dies.

 

[Yooper]

*kids

And yes, I know. New parent syndrome......I know millions of tonsil surgeries happen every month, yet all I can think about is the one you hear about in the news where the kid dies.

The twins will be fine. I promise. And I know, because I slept at a Holiday Inn like a year ago.

Besides, when else can you say "T&A" and be talking about your kids!?!

These Massholes give me the warm fuzzies, for sure.

I met a guy named AHTHUH. He was great. He must have been a friend of Paulie's because he was burning his pizzas for him. He taught me a lot about navigational software. He was the nice person there. Oh, Bulls Beers - he was nice to me too. That's probably because they didn't know me yet.

But I think that the Massholes in general are a fun group. At least, they eat well. So, that's one fun thing in their favor.

 

[Melana]

At least, they eat well.

Is it that obvious? Do we need to post that picture of PTN again?

 

[bluemoose]

My daughter had tonsils and adenoids out. Doctor said the tonsils were the biggest they had seen. They usually don't take them at age two, but she was having so many issues. She was bouncing around the next day. More wear and tear on the parents than on this patient.

 

[Yooper]

Is it that obvious? Do we need to post that picture of PTN again?

No, but you could post a photo of those ABTs and that brisket, and I'll drool all over. Again.

Or your prime rib. Or pasta. Or lamb chops. Wearing stretchy pants on the way home was a stroke of brilliance- thanks for the tip!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ahthuh is wicked pissah.

 

[paulthenurse]

Spawn #1 had her tonsils out a few years ago. She was 26 or 27 at the time. Totally different surgery as an adult. She was OOC for almost three weeks.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uggg. OOC is the worst

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Outlet Obstruction Constipation"?

 

[paulthenurse]

In your case it would be Obnoxious Overbearing Capitalist.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm thinking of growing out my locks like this kid pitching for the Mets, deGrom. Bring me back to my1976 look.

 

[paulthenurse]

I better do it fast before he gets knocked out of the game.

 

[nhwrecker]

Ah. Good ole play by play about a team from NYC on a Masshole thread. Just what I wanted to read this morning.

And I just finished getting the burnt taste out of my mouth from the blackened pizza. Too bad PTN and Ahthuh weren't trying to make cajun-style pies.

That would have been ahhwesum.

 

[Melana]

wicked ahhwesum.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He's having his tonsils out on Friday. Thanks for asking.

Good luck to the fam AZ! You know PTN makes ice cream too?