The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I R dumb

 

[Paps]

Hey Pap Schmeer
GFY
[emoji4]

That's "Grand Pappy Schmeer" to you sonny boy.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I don't know about that Paps, Pauly has been around since Christ was turning water into wine. If you are his Grand Pappy, then you must be much older than that.

Oh, and the reason Christ made wine instead of beer is because he tasted Paul's beer. He said that if all beer tasted like that, his disciples wouldn't follow him. Little did he know, there's plenty of good beer in the world.

 

[paulthenurse]

That was funny as hell Rick. Thanks for playing.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Thought about calling you last night Paul, but after a couple shots of scotch, I knew I wouldn't make it until 2 am.


Damn, I'm getting old, I can't stay up to make my drunk dialing calls anymore.

 

[paulthenurse]

Thank goodness

 

[DakotaRules]

Thought about calling you last night Paul, but after a couple shots of scotch, I knew I wouldn't make it until 2 am.


Damn, I'm getting old, I can't stay up to make my drunk dialing calls anymore.

You do shots of scotch?!?!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Occasionally.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

scotch is a sipping drink, amatuers do it as shots

 

[paulthenurse]

Occasionally my ass.
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Ya, I know it's not scotch.

 

[nhwrecker]

Ah yes. Jack Daniels. That's some good skotch..........

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort,
GFY

 

[the_bird]

Was thinking of you at dinner last night, Paulie. New place in Pittsfield has a menu item, "The Walrus and the Carpenter." Two dozen oysters and a magnum of champagne. Thinking it's be fun to watch you rip through two or three orders of that.

 

[paulthenurse]

Goo goo g'joob

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm picturing you sitting there telling Shannon your little story and she's sitting there thinking "I was kind if hoping you might think about ripping through an order or two yourself just to see if the rumors are true. But of course , you didn't. Again."

 

[the_bird]

Extra assistance is not required. Besides, any positive impact would almost certainly be offset by "Magnum-of-Champagne-Dick".

 

[paulthenurse]

Well ya, there is that problem.

 

[the_bird]

Beautiful skies over Fenway Park last night.

I mean, I know it's just smoke from the dumpster fire, but still... it's pretty.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's God, pissed off that Goddell was still fu(king with Tom at gametime

 

[paulthenurse]

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Could you be mine?
Would you be mine?

 

[Melana]

I see that 'Masshole' is now in the Oxford Dictionary.

 

[paulthenurse]

Really? What's the definition?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/Masshole

No picture of Paul yet, but I submitted one.

 

[paulthenurse]

Your jealousy is SO transparent.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've been schooled by a 3 year old
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[ComcastWineRookie]

I met PTN's lex luthor(Alastair Hewitt) last night, what a great guy. had 2 of his ipa's. yum

 

[paulthenurse]

One man down
And another to go
My old buddy
You're moving much too slow

 

[paulthenurse]

They got one off the bad guys, shot his azz stone dead.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Pele, I mean Bed, tell us about you goal.

 

[the_bird]

Well, it's an hour past noon in Boston. Must mean Paulie's drunk again.