The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

No, you can be the official a-hole of this thread. All the rest of us have that other dickwad on ignore. We only see his posts if someone quotes him. So stop f'ing quoting him. Since the farktard won't take the hint and just go away on his own if he's on ignore status that works almost as well.

And you would need to up your game considerably to be the biggest a-hole on this thread. Just sayin'

 

[paulthenurse]

No. One. Cares.

What he said.

'Go Hogs!' What a tool.

 

[Paps]

What he said.

'Go Hogs!' What a tool.

Stop talking about my tool you homo.

 

[paulthenurse]

Like I said. You're in A ball if you think that's Masshole worthy.

 

[Paps]

No. One. Cares.

Oh....we got us an internetz badazz here.

 

[Paps]

Like I said. You're in A ball if you think that's Masshole worthy.

It's clearly better than your pizza oven building skills.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh....we got us an internetz badazz here.

I don't think he is butthurt... just being honest... and accurate

 

[paulthenurse]

Seriously? Is some f'ing Gomer from Walmart World Headquarters trying to come in here and talk smack? That f'ing funny. Do you think he has any idea of the beat down coming his way?

 

[Paps]

OOOh....i'm shaking with fear.
Quiverring even....
(sarcasm just doesn't shine through in text the way i'd like it to.)
How about a nice....simple....GFY.

 

[the_bird]

Hey Wal-Mart boy, don't you have some shopping to do?

Go to Aisle 16, see if they've got any clues you can buy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Or a life. You could probably pick up a much better one for $12.24.

 

[Paps]

Your momma can be picked up for less than $12.24 on any street corner in your hometown.

@ bird....sorry to let you down but i'm not a fatty like your pic there. That pic much more resembles Paul there. Now please kindly go pull your head out of your ass if it isn't permanently stuck.

 

[paulthenurse]

I take back my earlier assessment. He doesn't even rate American Legion Trashtalking. Very weak bat, no glove , slow, VERY limited understanding of the game and not very bright. I say we pass on him.

 

[Melana]

That pic much more resembles Paul there.

Yeah, if he went on a diet.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeah, if he went on a diet.

Take a lesson. Wally-boy..you just got schooled on trash talking and being an a-hole. By a girl.

 

[DakotaRules]

Paul settle down, he's new and learning. Smack talk has to be in small words and pronounced with clapping all the syllables.

 

[Melana]

Paul settle down, he's new and learning. Smack talk has to be in small words and pronounced with clapping all the syllables.

Still clapping?

 

[paulthenurse]

Let's try and guess who has a three year old....

 

[Melana]

Let's try and guess who has a three year old....

Alice?

 

[paulthenurse]

Gfy

 

[the_bird]

I take it back, Wally-boy. You're not fat. You do have an ugly beard. And an apparent predilection for canine buggery.

 

[Paps]

Sorry......no beard here.
Dog boinking is all your territory,
after all you even named a beer about tasting your a.s.s.
Mr Jazz Hands.

 

[paulthenurse]

Fail.

D.

Maybe D-. You see, your replies are pissy and don't make sense. Bird's was funny. Hang around here for a while longer and learn.

 

[Melana]

Jazz hands was funny.

 

[paulthenurse]

Your vote doesn't count, you're even nice to He Who is Ignored.

 

[Paps]

FAIL.....
Your post wasn't funny!


(see....it sounds just as stupid when i say it like your post)
My posts don't make sense only to the brain dead.....
sorry about your luck.
you have just as much authority to post `lessons` in trolling as you do in the mastery of `fast` pizza oven construction. Now EATING pizza till you bloat up like the goodyear blimp.....THAT seems like your expertise.

 

[paulthenurse]

Holy sh!t. Let me guess, you have a Boston Terrier.

 

[bluemoose]

The Irish people are really nice, and seriously, redheads? Some really hot ladies here

 

[paulthenurse]

We are the world
We are the children

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Pap Schmeer
GFY
[emoji4]