The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Did you stop somewhere and get a blueberry beer?

No. I'm not a fan...

 

[Bargerbrew]

How do I prove that I'm a Masshole?

 

[the_bird]

You can start by going and ****ing yourself. Welcome!

 

[Bargerbrew]

Thanks! I'm gonna bang a uey and head to the packie now!

 

[Cape Brewing]

The douchieness is not yet strong in this one. Not ready you are.

 

[bluemoose]

Not sure you really want to get involved in this sh!tshow. You may want to back slowly out the door while there is still time.

 

[paulthenurse]

He's probably from New Jersey. Or Rhode Island. Or someplace else just as full of *******.

Hey Cape, ain't you from Rhode Island? Maybe you can take the n00b under your wing, kind of show the kid around.

 

[paulthenurse]

Flipping through the tv and came across one of those "Just have to stop and watch for a while" movies. Animal House.


And I'm kind of inspired. I'm thinking this fall might bring us Mass-TOGA-fest.

"You know you make me want to BREW!"

 

[bluemoose]

Can't wait for global warming to cover Rhode Island. Make it Rhode reef.

 

[bluemoose]

Not sure which is funnier, you in a toga, or bird. They are both disturbing, just on different levels.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They don't make sheets that big.

Would need a pool cover... Or something similar

 

[paulthenurse]

You haven't given enough thought to Yeager as Flounder.

"I hope I score! I really, REALLY hope I score!"

 

[homebeerbrewer]

What about that cover that they roll out on the field at Fenway when it rains? Will that be big enough?

 

[Cape Brewing]

That could be the front

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Well, that's a start.

 

[paulthenurse]

Your unabashed adoration of me is kind of embarrassing. Could you please stop with the ball washing. I'm blushing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's probably hot flashes.

 

[paulthenurse]

So let's see...

Yeager...... Flounder
the_bird.... Hoover
Mort..... Otter
Dakota.....Pinto
Dude...... D-Day
BlueBalls... Stork
Cape..... Greg Marmelard
Melana... Mandy. (Sorry Melana. It was either Mandy or Mrs Dean Wormer. Not a ton of strong female roles.)

Ya. Cape is definitely Marmelard.

And I'm Bluto. Except I should be a gynecologist. That would be best..

 

[Cape Brewing]

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[Melana]

How do I prove that I'm a Masshole?

Welcome.

 

[Bargerbrew]

Welcome.

Thanks!!

 

[paulthenurse]

You and Melana are makeing strong cases to have your memberships revolked. Too f'ing nice.

 

[Melana]

You and Melana are makeing strong cases to have your memberships revolked. Too f'ing nice.

After the beer pics from TX and this post you can GFY.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's more like it.

 

[nhwrecker]

How do I prove that I'm a Masshole?

If you hahv ta ask, there's no hope.

You can't fake wiked pissah

 

[Bargerbrew]

Dude, I mean really!? I'm just as pissah as the next guy wearing a Bird, Orr or Brady shirt!! Born and raised in Taunton!

 

[nhwrecker]

So let's see...

And I'm Bluto. Except I should be a gynecologist. That would be best..

Yeah, I could see you giving a motivational speech about how the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, followed by Suddam Hussein with his WMD, and how Kim Jong-un cheats at basketball one-one-one...

There's PTN, in a Medical Tent size toga, screaming......

"Who's with me? Ya, let's go.....


as he runs off into the sunset with no one following.............

 

[Melana]

Dude, I mean really!? I'm just as pissah as the next guy wearing a Bird, Orr or Brady shirt!! Born and raised in Taunton!

You and bird have something going on? Come on now... admitting that you wear bird?

Not that there is anything wrong with any of that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dude, I mean really!? I'm just as pissah as the next guy wearing a Bird, Orr or Brady shirt!! Born and raised in Taunton!

Ooooooooo. Yeeeeeeeeah. Taunton huh?

(Locking my windows)

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh. You would follow. You damned sure would follow.