The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

Can I have what's left of the half finished pizza oven?

 

[Melana]

I'm sure Widow TheNurse will pay good money to have PTN's crap... er... stuff hauled away.

 

[nhwrecker]

Happy Birthday you miserable f*ckard.

What do you think they'd find under the shed when that gets hauled away? He probably has a trap door in the bottom of the shed under the wood stove like the Great Escape, and he's been taking small pieces of "evidence" out to sea each time he takes out the LSU to get rid of the evidence.

Must be hard digging in the winter.

Either that, or that's what he's been priming the pizza oven with.

Oh, smell that, PTN"s making another stinky pizza.

 

[Melana]

In other news... The Dispatched Floozy Pizzeria and Brewery opened up in Stoughton.

 

[the_bird]

What do you think they'd find under the shed when that gets hauled away? He probably has a trap door in the bottom of the shed under the wood stove like the Great Escape, and he's been taking small pieces of "evidence" out to sea each time he takes out the LSU to get rid of the evidence.

Dead hookers as lobster bait? I mean, when they're alive they're a great way to catch crabs.

 

[Melana]

Dead hookers as lobster bait? I mean, when they're alive they're a great way to catch crabs.

That would explain his success catching the lobsters!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

and the uncontrollable scratching.

 

[paulthenurse]

You'll all miss me when I'm gone.

 

[Melana]

Probably.

 

[nhwrecker]

You haven't left yet?

 

[Melana]

He lingers like a bad odor.

 

[paulthenurse]

You haven't left yet?

Might want to watch it there Spanky. Do you really want me to report back here with tasting notes on the beers you'll be serving at Sea Rovers?

 

[paulthenurse]

he lingers like a fond memory.

ftfy

 

[Melana]

ftfy

Ha!

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh goody. More snow

 

[paulthenurse]

Imagine what it's going to feel like this spring, the first time you walk up that runway at Fenway Park and you see that green? After this winter??? Oh man that's gounf to be good

 

[day_trippr]

In ~ three weeks I'm heading to a Bahamas Out Island.
I just need to survive 'til then

Tempting fate, I finished shoveling off the roof today before the forecasted rain arrives.
It was still waist-deep on the north side.
3000 square feet of 1 in 4.
And I'm moderately acrophobic.
Not a great combo.

But, it's done.

Images of falling off the peak would likely keep me from sleep tonight.
But I'll double-dose with the imperial stout and that'll knock my arse into a solid coma.

I'm so beat I'm really looking forward to that...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking as a health care professional; beer > way better than SSRI's.

 

[day_trippr]

SSRIs? You mean the stuff that makes you start thinking about offing yourself?

"Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Don't do drugs. Drink beer instead!" :rockin:

Snow changed to sleet here, but it looks like the rain is going to miss us.
Yay?

Cheers! (first stout down the hatch. feeling much better, thank you...)

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Oh goody. More snow

ill be in aruba in 10 days

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

these guys just jumped in headfirst, no small kiddie pools for these guys.

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/article/20150306/NEWS/150307483/?Start=1

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't get it.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

they opened up a brewery and went big right away, whats there to not get?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How are they "big"?

 

[bob1852]

I don't get it.

How are they "big"?

He's trying to make fun of you, but it's not working very well, is it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... Not really. I'm still trying to figure out the joke.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

no joke, no trying to make fun, just larger than a normal startup...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looks like a 7bbl system. Not that big for a start up at all. Their tap room is about twice the size of ours.... which is tiny... so that's not very big either.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i have been to yours, a few smaller places in maine, night shift, and this system just looks larger, thats all. hope their beer dosent suck, cause thats alot of money into a nice computerized system for crap beer

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hmmmmm... Just down the street from where I work. I'll report back.