The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape,
I asked Austin to edit the story and change Heineken to Bog Iron but the program wouldn't accept such an obvious lie and rejected the edit.

Sorry.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... You went with that joke already a page or two ago.

This version was even less funny

 

[paulthenurse]

Have the Red Sox turned into the Yankees? Is John Henry now George Steinbrenner?

 

[day_trippr]

Heh heh. I'm lovin' this. From most accounts this "prospect" signing somehow poleaxed the Yanks into the next decade wrt ever winning anything.

I don't get it, actually, but it's fun to read the NY sports media squirming...

Cheers! (Is it too early for a "Go Sox!" yell? )

 

[paulthenurse]

I guess.

In an 'unrelated subject' Harry M Stevens Co announced today that the price of an 11 oz beer will be increasing to $11.25 at Fenway Park.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

and the pawsox are will now me re-located to providence.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, ^that^ isn't the autocorrect talkin'


Anyway...Check out Big Papi rockin' the bod this season! Yikes!

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Papi is starting to look like PTN.

Just way skinnier, stronger and with a better tan.

That and he doesn't dribble urine down his leg when a lefty throws an 85 mph high curve that he KNOWS is going to smack him in the temple, like someone who shall remain nameless did once a long time ago and quit Legion ball the next day.

 

[nhwrecker]

Poppy looks pretty good for a 35 I mean 37 I mean 39 I mean 40 I mean Dominican dude.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[bembel]

Are any of you guys in WORT or do you go to the Boston home-brew meetings? I just found this thread, glad to see some other locals

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Your truck or did you see it somewhere?

Either way... It's not surprising... we're bigger than Jesus

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Someone's truck in Marlborough. I scraped it off figuring it was something that got stuck to it with all the ice and road salt around these days.

 

[Melana]

Probably another paid advertising campaign.

 

[the_bird]

Either way... It's not surprising... we're bigger than Jesus

Bigger that Jesus, that's nothing. Paulie's bigger than my first apartment.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Someone's truck in Marlborough. I scraped it off figuring it was something that got stuck to it with all the ice and road salt around these days.

Probably a solid call... I'm sure the owner was appreciative.

 

[the_bird]

...

 

[paulthenurse]

Are any of you guys in WORT or do you go to the Boston home-brew meetings? I just found this thread, glad to see some other locals

No. You sound too nice. You probably won't like it here.

 

[paulthenurse]

Probably another paid advertising campaign.

They don't spend much on advertising and what they DO spend it on is curious at best...

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[Melana]

They don't spend much on advertising and what they DO spend it on is curious at best...

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Awesome. Paul you're a legend

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Some fine sh--t right here

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[day_trippr]

Seems to be a hella lot going on in that one beer

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Get down on it.
Get down on it.

 

[nhwrecker]

that sign's right up there with
1. George Washington slept here
2. Don't even think about parking here
3. Rule #1. The captain's always right. Rule #2. When he's not, see Rule #1.
4. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

 

[paulthenurse]

You left out,,,

"Hey Mort, GFY!"

One of the worlds best (and in certain circles Most Common) expressions/utterances/signs/plaques/bathroom graffiti.

Funny how Jaques Cousteau never told GW to Go Fark Himself. I'm guessing it's you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haaaaaaaaapppy birthday tooooooo Paulie...

Haaaaaaaaapppy birthday toooo Paulie...

Haaaaaaaapppppy birthday deeear Rotund One..

Haaaaaaappy birrrrrrrrthday tooooo yooooouuuuuuuu


There Paul... I saved you the embarrassment of dropping the awkward hint in this thread too.

 

[Melana]

We can all giggle a bit because we will never be as old as PTN!

 

[paulthenurse]

You were a little off key. Figures.

It's Jerod's birthday from SSBC too. You gonna sing for him? Us and Joe Castigliano.

Waitress just told me that for "Draft Imports" they have Sam, Sam Winter, Goose Island and Stella.
I think I'll try some of that Sam imported from JP

 

[Cape Brewing]

When you die, can I have the LSU?

 

[paulthenurse]

Sure.