The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

The unit is in a corner where the heaters meet. It makes my wife think it is warmer inside than it actually is!

 

[bluemoose]

Maybe the haabah will freeze. Find your skates.

 

[Melana]

67 degrees! I never let my thermostats get that high... Just ask BigJohn - the poor guy is cold all winter.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're all freaks... 71... Toasty and not at all ashamed of it.

It's freakin 2015, not the 1800's.

 

[Melana]

Sorry Brian... I really don't have your level of disposable income...

 

[paulthenurse]

That's weird...

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It's called sea smoke. It's formed when really cold air moves over 'relatively' warm water. It's like the inverse of fog.

Coldest day of my life was coming around the tip of Cape Cod one February with sea smoke like that and 25 foot seas abeam making the ship roll to about 40* with every wave. The spray was freezing solid on the superstructure and by the time we crossed the bay and entered the harbor the ice was three feet thick.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sorry Brian... I really don't have your level of disposable income...

You should open a brewery.

Oh, wait....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry Brian... I really don't have your level of disposable income...

That's me.... Scrooge McDuck... Jackin the heat up to 71 like a crazy man and diving into my big swimming pool filled with gold coins.

👌

 

[paulthenurse]

I jacked up the hot tub to 106 this morning.

But I'm a Cape wannabe.

 

[Melana]

I jacked up the hot tub to 106 this morning.

But I'm a Cape wannabe.

We knew that.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Boston water temp is a balmy 37 degrees.

Bluemoose, I happen to notice that you have pictures of cows decorating the abode. Living the stereotype!

 

[bob1852]

I keep my house thermostat at 64*F so I can ferment my ales. It makes the wife mad, but the beer is good. That's right, my fermentation chamber is my entire frikkin house. Take that cape. No need to your fancy jacketed conicals here!

 

[bluemoose]

Warren Kimble, the Rembrandt of Vermont.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I keep my house thermostat at 64*F so I can ferment my ales. It makes the wife mad, but the beer is good. That's right, my fermentation chamber is my entire frikkin house. Take that cape. No need to your fancy jacketed conicals here!

Sonofa...

 

[paulthenurse]

"That's right ! 64! You cold, ******? Come on over here and let Mr Homebrewer of the Year warm you up."

 

[paulthenurse]

BTW Mr Financial District High Rise Big Shot,

You're not the only one with a nice view. Check out this eye full since they painted the pipes.

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Pretty sweet, huh?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uhhhhh.

Yes?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

is that one of the spots the homeless people goto to have sex when they get kicked out of the shelter in the morning?

 

[Melana]

Now we know where Rookie hangs out in the morning...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

never underestimate that feeling of a great gum job. when there are no teeth involved, man does it feel great

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't feed the animals.

 

[paulthenurse]

ANNNNND we can all start breathing again. Whew! What a game!

 

[Melana]

I will breathe again when my pipe thaws without bursting

 

[bluemoose]

Really? It wasn't that cold was it?

 

[day_trippr]

I will breathe again when my pipe thaws without bursting

Is that what you youngsters are calling that thang these days?

Cheers!

 

[Melana]

Really? It wasn't that cold was it?

Cold enough to freeze the pipe. Ugh

 

[nhwrecker]

frozen pipes suck. Good luck with the thaw.

 

[the_bird]

We used to have issues all the time at the old house, but thankfully nothing ever burst. When it was built, they hadn't quite figured out not to put all the water pipes in the exterior walls.

 

[Melana]

All thawed without damage

 

[paulthenurse]

You can get pipe insulation at most home improvement stores. They're foam tubes that you can slide over your pipes to help avoid that problem. Not too expensive, certainly compared to the cost of burst pipes.