The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Wow. That was about one sentence away from a world class ball washing. I think the lad is stalking you, Cape. How Michael Sam-ish.

Please tell me you'll be there Cape. Please!!!!!!! I SO want to meet you! Wink wink nod nod. Say no more.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have no idea what I'm doing five hours ahead of any point in the day never mind the end of Sept. The non-smart-azz answer is, "i don't know yet". Frank and Matt were all giddy over the CCBF and they signed us up. My guess is I'll head down for a bit but I don't know.



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[Fenduh]

Wow. That was about one sentence away from a world class ball washing. I think the lad is stalking you, Cape. How Michael Sam-ish.

Please tell me you'll be there Cape. Please!!!!!!! I SO want to meet you! Wink wink nod nod. Say no more.

That obvious?

Sh*t

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't sweat it... I get that a lot


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[paulthenurse]

Don't sweat it... I get that a lot


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Ya you do. From Yeager. Not something to feature on your resume,

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pfft... Like he can get past your mom?


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[bob1852]

Don't sweat it... I get that a lot

So you're saying you sweat a lot?

 

[paulthenurse]

That obvious?



Sh*t

It was pretty nauseating. He's probably expecting you to show up in yoga pants.

Excuse me for a moment. I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mmmmmm. Yoooooga pants... Aagagagagggagagahhagag

(In my best Homer Simpson voice)

Sht, sorry Paul... Homer Simpson is a cartoon character. He is the father of the family on a show called "The Simpsons"... They show it on TV... Or... "The moving picture box". The show has sound so you might refer to it as "a talky".

Google "the Simpsons" and you'll see what I mean.

Ohhhh fck. Ok... Google is what is called a "website"...

Know what? Just pretend you didn't see this post.


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[paulthenurse]

I made you, I can take you out and make another one just like you. No one will be able to tell the difference.

Good God! What am I saying??????? Why in the world would I repeat that mistake?

 

[paulthenurse]

Btw Mr Trashtalker,

Progress is happening on the oven. Suck a pile of hot coals why don't you.

 

[Fenduh]

Per PTN's suggestion I will wear yoga pants as I do indeed do yoga.

I don't know what you look like Cape but here I am so you can recognize me.

PS...I don't have facial hair now.

 

[day_trippr]

Oh yeah...You should definitely show up in that outfit when the tap room opens...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Is anyone else acutely uncomfortable.?


Not that I don't want Cape to reach his personal level of sexual fulfillment.

 

[the_bird]

How was your bluefish, Paulie? We just bought one just like it. $13.99, down at the wharf. How much did that boat cost you, anyway?

 

[paulthenurse]

Wait.... What???????

I could have just bought a fish?




WTF?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Btw Mr Trashtalker,

Progress is happening on the oven. Suck a pile of hot coals why don't you.

Is it done?


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[paulthenurse]

Like a certain Sluice Room that's been rumored for months, it's coming soon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let's bet which one is ready first


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[Fenduh]

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're creepy.



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[paulthenurse]

(Nodding my head 'Yes' in a rare moment of agreement with Cape.)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why are you fcuking posting to this thread!?!? Go cut bricks!!!

Ridiculous


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[bluemoose]

Boy, I could really use a pizza right now.


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[paulthenurse]

I had a nice one at Town Spa last night.

 

[paulthenurse]

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, there was a decided lack of yoga pants at The Bog today. In fact, of all the available customer yoga pant wearing options there, I'd look best in them. What a bunch of heifers!
Jeezuz, there must have been a 4H convention in Norton. I didn't see it but there must have been a sign outside saying "Woman Weight Minimum 350lbs."

Wtf?

 

[the_bird]

I believe "Matunuck" is a Native American word for "doesn't suck."

 

[paulthenurse]

That's odd. I thought it was Wampanoag for "Young perky ******* you would gladly throw away your 401k just for the opportunity to motorboat."

Or was I mistaken?

 

[NJbeer]

when is the next live brew cam utopias day?

 

[bob1852]

That's odd. I thought it was Wampanoag for "Young perky ******* you would gladly throw away your 401k just for the opportunity to buy a boat."

Or was I mistaken?

True!