The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[reeberom]

You live in Vermont. It's called "your backyard."

Anywhere really, if you are man enough. Who needs a urinal?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Az won the Ninkasi Award for top home-brewer in the country at the NHC this year.

Whatever.

He still sucks


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[paulthenurse]

Wow.

AZ sucks when he wins brewer of the year.

Yeager and i sucked when ourUtopia clone won third place best in show at HBT's competition.

Is anyone else seeing a pattern of resentment and petty jealousy?

Btw, good for you, AZ.


But Cape is partially right. You do suck.

 

[nhwrecker]

Holy Sheet. That's pretty f'in impressive. Guess he won't be on this thread any more. Congrats AZ. and I haven't even met you yet.

How many different beers/entries did you have?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You sucking has NOTHING to do with any brewing contests


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[paulthenurse]

You sucking has NOTHING to do with any brewing contests


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[Cape Brewing]

You got me man.... you're third place finish in a HBT contest four years ago is ripping me up inside.

It's a wonder how I slept at all last night


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[bob1852]

Holy Sheet. That's pretty f'in impressive. Guess he won't be on this thread any more. Congrats AZ. and I haven't even met you yet.

How many different beers/entries did you have?

Thanks man. And why would I leave this thread and miss out on the opportunity to annoy Cape for the next 362 days?

I won first round medals with an IPA, a habanero IPA (ya know, a twist on a known style), and an oaked cherry mead. Won final round medals for the later two...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pfft.... a bronze.


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[paulthenurse]

Got any pictures you can share with us of the Medal Ceremony? I'm sure Cape would LOVE to see them.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Apparently he does not


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[paulthenurse]

I bet he's just holding on to them in order to build up your anticipation and interest.

In a weird kind of way, AZ is putting his foreplay moves on you.

Oh dear God, now I think I'm gonna hurl.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice finish to yesterday afternoons game. It was a good way to leave for a road trip.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Getting there....

Lights are tough to see in this pic since they wash completely out but they are the old "Edison bulbs" with cages around 'em

Maybe two more weeks and pints will flow.


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[Cape Brewing]

.... and then.... yoga pants. As far as the eye can see.


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[nhwrecker]

Looking good Cape!

Oh, and to everyone else, Happy Thursday. Now GFY.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape, you gonna have a Grand Opening of The Bog Sluice? I want to schmeer Vaseline all over myself so I can stuff myself into an old pair of bike shorts then show up to hang out with the girls in the yoga pants.


'Hanging Out' is such a descriptive term.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ummm. Suuuuure. Yeah.

I'll def let you know when it is.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

i think i have a pair of bike shorts from when I was 150 pounds, maybe 20 years old that i might get on with some help, cant wait.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Are you allowed to bring your own fire roasted pizza into this place?....

 

[paulthenurse]

Laugh it up, Chuckles. Who'll be laughing when you're eating Tombstone?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you allowed to bring your own fire roasted pizza into this place?....

hehehehehehe


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[paulthenurse]

hehehehehehe


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hehehehehehehe?

Sounds like you're choking on AZ' s kack.

 

[Cape Brewing]

fail


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[Cape Brewing]

Yeeeeeeah btiches!! Plumbing inspection done and passed and Electrical passed with flying colors this morning.

Hoping to get Building out of the way early next week and as soon as the Building Insp issues the Occupancy Cert..., we're fcuking open.




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[nhwrecker]

Hey All,

Did you know today is POETS Day?

Yup. Piss Off Early - Tomorrow's Saturday.

Happy POETS day everyone - and don't forget to GFY!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort.

GFY

 

[paulthenurse]

yeeeeeeah btiches!! Plumbing inspection done and passed and electrical passed with flying colors this morning.

Hoping to get building out of the way early next week and as soon as the building insp issues the occupancy cert..., we're fcuking open.




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noc

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not true


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[paulthenurse]

Hey, so when you finally "Open" are you going to increase the hours when you're 'open?' Cause God knows even thought you're 'open now you're never 'open.' Trying to buy a Stinger is kind of like searching for Sasquatch. Only without the moronic idiots running around in the woods filming each other with GoPro's. Actually, now that I think about it, the last time I drove by and you weren't 'open' I looked in the window and saw a GoPro in the countertop. Hmmmmm.