The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm not kidding on this but read the investigation into the Arod report. I seem to remember he had to whole process down pat.

 

[revelation]

At the NHC, Frank is front and center of the advert for the 2015 NHC....

 

[homebeerbrewer]

...

Ask rick.

Ask me all you want. I'll deny any knowledge of it.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

At the NHC, Frank is front and center of the advert for the 2015 NHC....

no photo?

 

[paulthenurse]

Is it my imagination or do more guy go down in a World Cup Soccer game than went down in the first fifteen minutes of 'Saving Private Ryan?' Wtf? One second you look like you caught a German machine gun bullet in your brain and the next "It's a MIRACLE!!!!!!" and you're shaking it off and able to keep on playing? These f'ing prima donnas make PK Suban look like a tough guy! What's it going to be like when Italy plays Brazil? The ref will roll the ball out onto the pitch and every f'ing guy one the grass will fall down writhing in agony. Wtf?

 

[the_bird]

Oh, it's like lawn bowling, but that's soccer.

Netherlands beating the snot out of Spain was beautiful, and very much approved in our household.

 

[Melana]

Q is getting so big!

 

[nhwrecker]

Hey all,
just got back from NHC. Wasn't as good as Philly overall, but still a very good time - local breweries and bars in Grand Rapids were far better than expected, as well. PTN, sorry I didn't see your post earlier about your daughter. If she needs to take another, the most important this is to do a short term water purge. Drink tons of water (i.e. at least a gallon a day) and pee as much as possible, even if it means getting up 2-3 times during the night. Also, the worse pee to "donate" would be the first in the morning, with all the nighttime "chemicals" having a chance to come out of solution. Best if she goes a few times right before the test, and then keeps drinking water, so she'll have to go when needed.

And Mel & Big John, - that's a great looking wine covered trellis - can imagine very comfortable summer afternoons under there in the shade, with cocktails, or homebrew...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey all,
just got back from NHC. Wasn't as good as Philly overall.....

Word on the street is "someone" won a medal.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uggggg. Don't even say it.. Freakin' Az will be in here gloating.

You'rrrrrrrre the best Az. Whoopity freakin do.

I bet he didn't even put his own spin on any of the styles.


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[bob1852]

Oh hi, guys. What's up?

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh hi, guys. What's up?

Cape is whining.

Again.

He only does that on days of the week that end in Y.

 

[paulthenurse]

So AZ, tell us all about it. In excrutiating detail. It will make Cape SO happy.

 

[bob1852]

So AZ, tell us all about it. In excrutiating detail. It will make Cape SO happy.

So, three years ago, Cape and I were drinking beer in San Diego.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh here we go.....



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[bluemoose]

Sorry to change the subject, but does anyone else have an urinal in their home bar? Thoughts?


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[Cape Brewing]

I had gotten one at my first house but never got it plumbed in unfortunately.

I say that project gets green lighted.


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[bluemoose]

Looking at the waterless ones for my sports cave. Most of the regular ones require a 1 in. Water pipe. That is not going to happen. I figure the amount it gets used, I replace the filter once a year. Small price to pay for the convenience. I hate to aim when I am drinking.


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[Cape Brewing]

Get it done


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[Melana]

Hey all,
just got back from NHC. Wasn't as good as Philly overall, but still a very good time - local breweries and bars in Grand Rapids were far better than expected, as well. PTN, sorry I didn't see your post earlier about your daughter. If she needs to take another, the most important this is to do a short term water purge. Drink tons of water (i.e. at least a gallon a day) and pee as much as possible, even if it means getting up 2-3 times during the night. Also, the worse pee to "donate" would be the first in the morning, with all the nighttime "chemicals" having a chance to come out of solution. Best if she goes a few times right before the test, and then keeps drinking water, so she'll have to go when needed.

And Mel & Big John, - that's a great looking wine covered trellis - can imagine very comfortable summer afternoons under there in the shade, with cocktails, or homebrew...

Come on down!

 

[paulthenurse]

How are the urinals coming at The Bog Inn?

 

[the_bird]

Sorry to change the subject, but does anyone else have an urinal in their home bar? Thoughts?


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You live in Vermont. It's called "your backyard."

 

[paulthenurse]

Kettle, meet Pot.

 

[bluemoose]

You live in Vermont. It's called "your backyard."

I didn't grow up in this God forsaken hole. It's freakin cold here in the winter, plus I'm pretty lazy.

 

[the_bird]

I didn't grow up in this God forsaken hole. It's freakin cold here in the winter, plus I'm pretty lazy.

Well, speaking as a native, I'll give you the answer.

Homer Bucket and a ten-penny nail. Done.

 

[the_bird]

Word on the street is "someone" won a medal.

Yes. Yes he did.

So AZ, are they giving out participation medals at the NHC, too?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How are the urinals coming at The Bog Inn?

No urinals.... There is one unisex bathroom. That's all we need given the capacity of the taproom. Oh, and it's Bog "Iron"... You keep making that typo for some reason.

But since you asked.... It's coming along great! Thanks! We're really excited because this Saturday is "Founder's Day" in Norton which is the annual big town cookout and fireworks thing. It all taking place almost across the street from the brewery so we're going to open up the taproom for a sneak peek and little tour for folks while they're in picking up growlers. The stools got delivered yesterday, the copper bartop is down and all of the arm rails are on. We are still holding out hope that we'll be open before 4th of July weekend.

Oh and check this out.... We need a couple high top pub tables so I'm making them from barrels. This one just needs the center pipe and top dropped on it (we also have some light fixtures made out of black pipe and the footrails will be black pipe).



I think it'll be nice




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[Melana]

Cape that looks great!

 

[nhwrecker]

Hey Cape,
Nice looking bar tables, and good luck with the 7/4 deadline.

AZ - what medal(s) did you end up winning? And congrats

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh, and it's Bog "Iron"... You keep making that typo for some reason.

Sorry. I guess I channeled my inner arsehole.