The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I know a guy who deep fries 300 pound pigs. (Ya. I know. And it tastes worse than it sounds...). But it just so happens that he and a few chums own a 'Boutique Brewery. Cripes I hope he doesn't hear about this.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I've had bacon beer before. It's not a new idea.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bacon is bacon. You were there. Did that Hawg taste anything at all like bacon to you?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Nope.

 

[nhwrecker]

So do you think I scared off the guy from Carolina?.

Don't worry. He probably needs to wait until
1. His mother gets off the computer upstairs (home shopping network, of course) so he can use his dial up internet in the basement; or
2. Needs to wait until it's his cell blocks turn to get back internet privileges
3. He's done chasing the sheep and goats around the back of the barn

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I'm betting on number 3.

 

[paulthenurse]

Mort was talking about the ex-pat Masshole, not you and Dakota.

 

[paulthenurse]

So I meet Yeager at the BBC for a drink after work yesterday. He's sitting all alone at the bar with three shots of whiskey in front of him.

"Hitting it kind of hard tonight, aren't you?"

"I just had my first *******."

"Hey Chris, that's great. Congratulations. Let me buy you one."

"No, I'd better not. If the first three don't get rid of the taste the fourth one probably won't either."

"Uhhh oh."

 

[Melana]

So I meet Yeager at the BBC for a drink after work yesterday. He's sitting all alone at the bar with three shots of whiskey in front of him.

"Hitting it kind of hard tonight, aren't you?"

"I just had my first *******."

"Hey Chris, that's great. Congratulations. Let me buy you one."

"No, I'd better not. If the first three don't get rid of the taste the fourth one probably won't either."

"Uhhh oh."

Wow


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[Cape Brewing]

I am willing to bet that is another one of Paul's lies and that Chris didn't actually perform oral sex on another man.


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[yeager1977]

You bet wisely....


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[Melana]

Perhaps wishful thinking on the part of our beloved PTN?

 

[paulthenurse]

How lacking in substance must your life be that you go away to a warm island with the SWMBO and spend your day on this forum. So sad.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Spend your day" is another of your lies. The private villa we're at has free wi-fi so when I sit down for ten minutes, I check email, HBT, etc.

It takes about 90 seconds to post so... again, I think your estimate of me "spending a day" is a bit of an exaggeration.


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[revelation]

Or you could just sit there hitting refresh to keep tabs on all the latest from this thread.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're right. You got me. I grossly over exaggerated to make a funny. And the one about Yeager... That was also a fib. I'm sorry and I'll NEVER do it again.

 

[DakotaRules]

Mort was talking about the ex-pat Masshole, not you and Dakota.

GFY!

You and Yeager need to find better hookers, ones that don't have d!cks and make you suck them off.


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[paulthenurse]

Wow. Does somebody need a good nights sleep?

 

[Melana]

Does somebody need a good nights sleep?

I do!

 

[the_bird]

Wow. Does somebody need a good nights sleep?

Well, it sounds like his ladyboy friend wouldn't let him get any sleep last night.

 

[DakotaRules]

I do need sleep but I probably won't get any for at least 18 more years.


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[yeager1977]

GFY!

You and Yeager need to find better hookers, ones that don't have d!cks and make you suck them off.


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And how did I get dragged into this post?


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[homebeerbrewer]

Because you're you.

 

[paulthenurse]

You are the sacrificial lamb. We toss you onto the fire and pray for you as we chew on your entrails.


Ummmmm... Tastes like chicken.


Can I get an Amen?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

You've been blowing Thunder Chicken again?

 

[paulthenurse]

Where has the old Flatulent Fowl been? I kinda miss him, in a weird sort of way.

 

[bluemoose]

Bottled Utopia today.

Carry on.

 

[yeager1977]

Brewing 30 gallons of beer tomorrow. Using my second new double jet burner and new plate chiller with thermometer. Going to be a good day


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[Melana]

Brewing 30 gallons of beer tomorrow. Using my second new double jet burner and new plate chiller with thermometer. Going to be a good day


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Style?

 

[yeager1977]

amber. Doing rev 2 of a recipe


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