The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Any vomiting? Did she look nauseated?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The funny thing is I'm in the Virgin Islands... are you're all not.

Get it!??

Haha. That's funny


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[Melana]

And I was skiing last week... your point?

 

[the_bird]

Any vomiting? Did she look nauseated?

... nah, that was all me.

 

[the_bird]

The funny thing is I'm in the Virgin Islands... are you're all not.

Get it!??

Haha. That's funny


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You're in the Virgin Islands, and you don't make a Yeager joke? Fail.

 

[paulthenurse]

Party tonight at Capes house!

 

[the_bird]

You bring the honey beer - I'll fry the pig!

 

[Melana]

Come on Jay it takes a special kind of 'talent' to properly fry a pig.

 

[paulthenurse]

I actually did a take on The Bog's Honey Stank and kegged it last week. Not bad at all. Steve at TWB said it tasted like I threw a diaper in the primary. You know you've got some happy brett when you get a compliment like that. !

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Paul wouldn't know what do to with the phone number if he got it.

Yes he would. It's called take out.

 

[lotusworker]

Lifetime Masshole , but living in North Cakalackey. The massholes are growing stronger down here and dunkin donuts are spreading.

 

[paulthenurse]

If you're truly one of us you'll understand that when we say "No one cares." it means two things...
1. No one cares. And
2. Welcome to the sandbox.

Oh, and you sound like a retard with that 'North Cackalacky' sh!t.

Hey. You wanna play with the docs you're gonna get bit.

 

[yeager1977]

Paul, no one cares what you think


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[Melana]

Paul, no one cares what you think

True...

 

[bluemoose]

Docs bite? I though you were a nurse.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

burn

 

[paulthenurse]

Docs... Dogs... Same difference.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Send some hush puppies stat!

 

[the_bird]

WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR THAT CRAP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDcBG1x9X7Q

 

[paulthenurse]

[ame]http://youtu.be/Nh7UgAprdpM[/ame]

 

[bigjohnmilford]

No Price, No NESN, Let's go Bruins.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ugggg. This sucks. The villa doesn't get the B's game. Fck. Oh well... Might as well jump in the pool I guess.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

What a great game tonight

 

[paulthenurse]

I LOVE the newly discovered Annoyance Avoidance System here at HBT.

Thanx Tex.

 

[nhwrecker]

That sweet brown video was some funny Sheet! I ain't got time for that, sweet Jesus!!!!
I don't know how someone has time to do that, but I do appreciate it.

 

[paulthenurse]

You probably won't believe this, Mort, but there are people out there who would rather stick bloody needles in their eyes then spend a weekend matching their socks.

 

[Melana]

You probably won't believe this, Mort, but there are people out there who would rather stick bloody needles in their eyes then spend a weekend matching their socks.

So you're asking for more sock donations at the '14 Masstoberfest?

 

[paulthenurse]

Probably. We'll cross that bridge...

So do you think I scared off the guy from Carolina or is he gathering up supplies to fire bomb my house? If it's option 1 he's become one of them, if option 2 he's still one of us.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's like Bird. He probably only goes to the general store once a week to pick up supplies and use the telegraph. He'll be back.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Smart idea. Umm... Not really.

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