The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I married WAY out of my league.
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Let's be honest... A couple of shaved gerbils are WAY out of your league



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[DakotaRules]

Anyone else have a use for the Ignore List? I have one person on the Ignore List because at 7 posts, he sent a vulgar worded, extremely rude PM in response to a post I made about CO2 tanks.

I have an idea for the next one on that list.

Great find! Can you post the PM so we may see the douchbaggery...


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[DakotaRules]

Is this the same guy who mocked me on our club forum for finding a great deal on rhizomes and then proceeds to write that he only supports local Homebrew shops of the club?!?! Oh and then later writes that he frequents beer and wine in Woburn quite often, who doesn't support our club and is going to hit them up for donations.

Mmm, thanks dude, you know who you are.


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[paulthenurse]

I'm confused. Are we discussing a second loser or the same ******* spreading his *********gery in multiple locations. The first option surprises me. The second flabbergasts me. Is he really this much of a farktard everywhere? Thats almost inconceivable.


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[homebeerbrewer]

Mike, different guy. Though it could be his brother, he lives in Canada. And I deleted the PM.

 

[yeager1977]

Sure it wasn't Comcast just trying to hide?


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[nhwrecker]

Let's be honest... A couple of shaved gerbils are WAY out of your league



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Now I'm intrigued - in a trainwreck sort of way only, of course. Would PTN use both at once, or is the second gerbil just a backup?

 

[Melana]

Mort you are a sick man.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Now I'm intrigued - in a trainwreck sort of way only, of course. Would PTN use both at once, or is the second gerbil just a backup?

Oh both.... with a piece of cheese tossed in there for them for them to fight over for his "added pleasure"


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[Cape Brewing]

.... aaaaand that may be the most disturbing thing I've ever posted


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[paulthenurse]

Ya right. This from a guy who named one of his dogs Richard and the other Gere.


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[paulthenurse]

Oh BTW Mort. Do you really want to go there? You, who thought the "Callahan Tunnel Re-opened" signs were subliminal booty calls?


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[nhwrecker]

thank god the tunnels are open again. I really need to get out of town now, in a Southwest commercial sort of way...
I'm starting to get emails from pet stores .

 

[paulthenurse]

Melana is right.


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[Melana]

Melana is right.

Highly doubtful.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

.... aaaaand that may be the most disturbing thing I've ever posted


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Nah. The fried pig was worse.

 

[paulthenurse]

Dateline: 3/11/2014.

Nashua NH. Officials from the NH Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals confirmed today that they have taken a restraining order on a NH man accused of "Unnatural Relations" with multiple barnyard animals in surrounding towns. The man, whose names has men withheld by officials out of concern for the economic fallout for the farmers, is allegedly in a group calling themselves 'The Beastiality Boys' operating out of a Norton Mass brewery. NH and Massachusetts state police are cooperating in the investigation.


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[Cape Brewing]

You just made that up completely. None of that is accurate at all. I don't know who you think you're fooling


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[paulthenurse]

You wicked smaht.


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[paulthenurse]

We didn't need those guys anyways. Ya. Ya. Screw them. They don't want to be here,? F 'em. Ya. Ya. Bill knows what he's doing. Ya. Ya. We got Tom. Ya. Ya.


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[TheDudeLebowski]

If Denver was smaht, they'd sit half their team so they'd be rested/well for the post season.

 

[paulthenurse]

If they were really smaht they'd have signed Seattle's backfield instead of the Pats


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[paulthenurse]

A curious silence descends from the frozen north. I would have expected some (one) of their more large mouthed fans to open his yap and grace us all with his own particular blend of self aggrandizement and troll-ish contributions.




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[bluemoose]

Why the hell do I live in Vermont?

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Nice win. Would've been better if Price was in net.


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[TheDudeLebowski]

Speaking of shocking. Was that just the sound of the Patriots opening up their purse?

 

[bob1852]

Even though Pierce ain't with the C's anymore, still like seeing him kick LeBron's ass.

Hard to believe he's my age. Played at a bball camp with him back in the day. I don't think I'm in good enough shape to keep up with LeBron these days...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't sell yourself short AZ. I'm sure it would be a good show. Wily veterans usually get the upperhand from years of experience and vintage trash talking. You might need PP's wheelchair at the end tho.

 

[the_bird]

Gotta love Paul Pierce, and love him even more when he comes back next summer.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

oh well, cant win them all