The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Machined finish? ]

Nooooo. Exact opposite

And yes we will Joos




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[bluemoose]

Diamond plating?

 

[paulthenurse]

Farkin'A!!!!!!!!! Should we invite a few figure skaters and maybe a future 7th round draft pick to visit this thread and participate in the discussion about plumbing fixtures? Christ, I'm all a twitter anticipating the talk about window treatments. Farkin' A. I can hardly wait!!!

Josh, PM me. You DESERVE this day. God knows you've earned it. You're coming. End of discussion.

 

[paulthenurse]

I think you ought to go with the mauve, Brian. The fuchsia would clash and totally disrupt the theme.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Ignoring you)


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[paulthenurse]

No you're not.

 

[Melana]

Come on Paul... Mauve is a girly color. Cape mentioned wood floors and steel... two things i have an interest in.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're very different from most woman. (Said in a totally flat, neutral tone, with no inflection or intonation that would in any way give some indication of exactly what that might mean...)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea M. Give Cape a woman's perspective. I think the only way of pulling in yoga pants is not with steel bar tops or pine floors. He's gotta go to the dark side and spend some $$ on bling. SS conicals.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape hates metal conicals. Weirdo.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is there ANYTHING weirder than two man luge? ESPECIALLY of the two MAN variety? You just KNOW that in his heart of hearts Yeager wants to be the 'driver,' who is actually not the 'driver', if you know what I mean.

 

[the_bird]

Is there ANYTHING weirder than two man luge? ESPECIALLY of the two MAN variety? You just KNOW that in his heart of hearts Yeager wants to be the 'driver,' who is actually not the 'driver', if you know what I mean.

 

[Yooper]

Is there ANYTHING weirder than two man luge? ESPECIALLY of the two MAN variety? You just KNOW that in his heart of hearts Yeager wants to be the 'driver,' who is actually not the 'driver', if you know what I mean.

I know that you LOVE the two women luge, though.

 

[bob1852]

Single female luge.....

The German's camel toe was fairly impressive last night.

 

[the_bird]

I know that you LOVE the two women luge, though.

aka, "the reverse scissoring".

 

[paulthenurse]

Two woman luge is a legitimate sport. How does the woman on top stay on without a secure attachment?

 

[Melana]

Yea M. Give Cape a woman's perspective. I think the only way of pulling in yoga pants is not with steel bar tops or pine floors. He's gotta go to the dark side and spend some $$ on bling. SS conicals.

it all comes down to the size of your... fermentation vessels.

 

[Melana]

You're very different from most woman. (Said in a totally flat, neutral tone, with no inflection or intonation that would in any way give some indication of exactly what that might mean...)

um, thanks? is that good or bad it's hard to tell with no inflection or intonation.

 

[Yooper]

um, thanks? is that good or bad it's hard to tell with no inflection or intonation.

Take it as a compliment, as you didn't see him leer and smile suggestively either.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Two woman luge is a legitimate sport. How does the woman on top stay on without a secure attachment?

There could be improvements. Maybe they'd be more secure and aerodynamic if one rotated positions, flipped over and each one grabbed the others ankles. Just thinking while working.....

 

[paulthenurse]

That could work if real life was like porn. But I'm here to tell you that there's not a single player on the 'all girls team' that is prettier than your average male figure skater. Most of them wear flannel shirts and roll their own tampons. NOT what you want to see on prime time. Just sayin'.

 

[paulthenurse]

Btw, do you guys have any idea how much work it is to be this much of a Neanderthal?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea. Let's get back to talking about what kind of finish we're going to use on the pine floors.

 

[Yooper]

Btw, do you guys have any idea how much work it is to be this much of a Neanderthal?

I can only imagine.

 

[Melana]

Btw, do you guys have any idea how much work it is to be this much of a Neanderthal?

It's a dirty job but someone has to do it!

 

[paulthenurse]

And you allwonder why I go away on vacation so much. Its you guys
.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yea. Let's get back to talking about what kind of finish we're going to use on the pine floors.

I'm pretty sure I sugested something t hat wouldn't clash with the fuschia window treatments.

 

[Melana]

Window treatments? Huh?!?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Great weather to go out fishing for cahd.

 

[paulthenurse]

'Grundens' means never having to say I'm not going.

They're pricey but they're worth it.