The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Ah sheet, PTN is back. This thread was almost out of the Petri dish and developing culture and science while you were gone. Back to the dark ages.

Ya. Right.

We're all going to start refering to you as Peni-chicken and Cape as Cape-alosporin. You're a cure for the petri dish all right. The two of ya... God save us all.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

You're a nurse so you'll get this:

PTN = PCN.

 

[Melana]

Everyone knows, we're just too smart to say anything. Anything that can bleed for a week and not die has a pact with the devil.

The Devil is pretty cool....

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a nurse so you'll get this:

PTN = PCN.

Oh. I get it. If you change the T to a C the meaning changes from Paulthenurse to Penicillin. Thats some funny stuff right there. Acronym Humor! God Damn, you're a funny farkin' guy! Really, I mean it. Thats classic comedy right there.

If I WERE penicillin I would be able to get rid of some of the more irritating infections that are regular contributors on this thread. Like you, just as a for instance.

 

[yeager1977]

Four kegs of IPA were just delivered.

Too bad they weren't there Friday..... Then again I was able to drink a better tasting beer because they ran out... And that's saying something when then other beer was bud light.

 

[Melana]

Always knew i liked you Chris!

 

[Joos]

Was it a platinum?

 

[Melana]

no, lime... they don't yet make a blueberry beer

 

[Joos]

Mmmmm blueberry bud light.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is that idiot Yeager really saying that he went and drank Bud Light and it was better than the Bog Water? Seriously? And no one calls him in that? Really? Look, I'm the last guy to say what a great brewer Cape is. Lets face it, he's not. But he has two partners who can brew. They brew, he runs his mouth. We get it.

But everybody is overlooking the key element of Yeagers statement. He admitted to going out to a bar, a bar that has more good beer on tsp than just the Bog Water, and he drank Bud Light. I'll say that again. He admitted he spent the night drinking Bud Light.

Enough said.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I try to just ignore him

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Sittin at the kindle having dinner and drinking the blonde, love it. Was hoping for the stinger. Great beer guys, still love it.

 

[Melana]

Awwwww let's all suck up to Cape.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I talk so much crap about him I have to balance it out somehow.

 

[Joos]

I try to just ignore him

I just looked EVERYWHERE for the picture of you, me, and my buddy Eric drinking bud light at Jerkys.........Must be on an old cell phone. too bad.

 

[Joos]

Sittin at the kindle having dinner and drinking the blonde, love it. Was hoping for the stinger. Great beer guys, still love it. View attachment 174106

That is a great beer. I understand why they can't, but really wish it was called the panty dropper!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

That is awesome.

 

[Melana]

Is that idiot Yeager really saying that he went and drank Bud Light and it was better than the Bog Water? Seriously? And no one calls him in that? Really? Look, I'm the last guy to say what a great brewer Cape is. Lets face it, he's not. But he has two partners who can brew. They brew, he runs his mouth. We get it.

But everybody is overlooking the key element of Yeagers statement. He admitted to going out to a bar, a bar that has more good beer on tsp than just the Bog Water, and he drank Bud Light. I'll say that again. He admitted he spent the night drinking Bud Light.

Enough said.

Does he really have much of a choice? I'm sure he was just doing what he was told at the time.

 

[Joos]

does he really have much of a choice? I'm sure he was just doing what he was told at the time.

ahahahahahahahaha!

 

[paulthenurse]

(overheard at the bar at Trinity last week...)

"Christopher!!!!! I'm not HAPP-Y!!! You promised me there would be Blueberry beer here. Not a drop to be found... And your so-called 'friends' beer? It tastes bitter. And flowery. And kinda bready, like sweet grain dough. It's nothing at all like your beer. This stuff has very strong flavor. Nothing at all like your beer. Waitress! Could I have a large glass of water? Thank you...

Here Christopher,watch this. Pour out one quarter of the glass of water and then fill up the glass with your friends beer...

Still way stronger than yours but much closer.

Oh Christopher, I can't wait till you open your brewery and show all those mean friends of yours what beer is supposed to taste like..."

 

[yeager1977]

FYI Leanne loved the burly blonde. nice beer Cape.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

You can't go back peddling from the bud light is better than your beer.

 

[paulthenurse]

So you're saying that she had a Burley Blond and you had a Bud Light? Christ, the level of sexual androgyny in your house puts the entire San Francisco Bay Area to shame. If they ever make a sitcoms about your life they'll get Rosie the Riveter to play LeeAnne and Pee Wee Herman for you.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

he does look alot like pee wee

 

[yeager1977]

Sitting with PTN at bbc Walpole. He just said "I should be a professional golf player".

I looked at him.

 

[Melana]

Omg there are two of him! Yay twice the Paul!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think they are called "golfers".

 

[Joos]

Ball holers

 

[paulthenurse]

I wish I could figure out how to type PeeWee's laugh

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fcking "golf player".

Wow