The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

I know I'm quite fond of them..

Even with the hair?

 

[Melana]

im sure he would let you play with them

No thanks... If I feel like playing with ****s I've got my own.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Even with the hair?

With some quality hedge clippers and I'm good to go...

 

[the_bird]

... and silly me didn't think this thread could get any odder, or creepier...

 

[paulthenurse]

Melana's ****s are EVERY BIT as hairy as mine.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Melana's ****s are EVERY BIT as hairy as mine.

True story... I've seen pics.

 

[the_bird]

I don't know what's worse; the thought of Melana with hairy nipples, or Paulie shaving his chest. Regardless, I just threw up twice.

 

[Melana]

It's amazing what they can wax these days...

 

[paulthenurse]

You just want to see my new Brazilian without having to go to the ATM.

 

[Melana]

You just want to see my new Brazilian without having to go to the ATM.

You've got a housekeeper?

 

[paulthenurse]

Two, they come every other Thursday and I DEFINATELY have to go to the ATM first. They prefer cash.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.



The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"



The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."



The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."



The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"



The first kid says, "A circumcision."



"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I need a painting of Elvis on black velvet.

Not that there are any good ones but I need a particularly bad one, preferably from The Sweaty Elvis in the Jumpsuit genre. And I need it FAST,as in, by New Year's Day.

Oh ya, I don't want to spend more than $15 or $20.

So, where better to look for something that most civilized people would avoid like the plague than here? Come on guys Help a brother out.

Take your time machine to last September's Big E. Go to the Better Living Center and behold the King in his sweaty black velvet glory.

You can also get some ShamWoWs and As Seen On TV crap cheap if you're into that sort of thing.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Happy holidays all. Nice avatar Melana.

Spent a week up in the White Mountains, hiking, sitting by the wood stove in a cabin completely off the grid, and drinking beer and partying with friends. Back home to catch up on laundry and sobriety.

 

[Cape Brewing]

happy holidays all. Nice avatar melana. Spent a week up in the white mountains, hiking, sitting by the wood stove in a cabin completely off the grid, and drinking beer and partying with friends. Back home to catch up on laundry and sobriety.

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[paulthenurse]

Happy holidays all. Nice avatar Melana.

Spent a week up in the White Mountains, hiking, sitting by the wood stove in a cabin completely off the grid, and drinking beer and partying with friends. Back home to catch up on laundry and sobriety.

No one cares.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Go ahead... Now everyone can give me the "no one cares" but getting very psyched. The Bog's 1st Anniversary & Holiday Party is this Friday. We have seven beers going on tap including two new releases. Free food... two live bands. And we negotiated for discounted pints of all of our beers (legal since it is a private event). It'll be closed to the public and we sold inexpensive tickets ($10 a pop) to help on the food. We sold out almost instantly.

Just excited for it.

200 people ripping it up. Can't wait.

I know , I know .... "Cool story bro". Blah blah blah ... Put your spin on it .... Bog Inn... Yeah yeah. I get it. You all suck.

 

[bob1852]

"So we take a known concept, the Holiday Party, and put our own spin on it - making it exclusive and not open to the public so we can feel like Kayne for a day." Bog Inn, 2013: Never Forget



Congrats on 1-year and continued growth.

 

[day_trippr]

[...]200 people ripping it up. Can't wait.

I know , I know .... "Cool story bro". Blah blah blah ... Put your spin on it .... Bog Inn... Yeah yeah. I get it. You all suck.

You suck way more for not including all the HBT Massholes on the invite list.

But, us losers will get over it.

Oh yeah - pics, or all that never happened.
Something compromising would be excellent...

Cheers!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

No one cares.

Yet you replied.

 

[Melana]

You suck way more for not including all the HBT Massholes on the invite list.

But, us losers will get over it.

Oh yeah - pics, or all that never happened.
Something compromising would be excellent...

Cheers!

Oh, we were all invited after it sold out.

 

[paulthenurse]

You losers aren't cool enough to be included on the A list along with me, MrsTheNurse and the rest of the Glitterati and you should probably stop calling attention to that. It makes you look like even bigger losers.

 

[bluemoose]

It was nice of Cape to give you my tickets after I had to decline.

 

[Bulls Beers]

The Bruins are really pissing me off..

 

[yeager1977]

Happy holidays all. Nice avatar Melana.

Spent a week up in the White Mountains, hiking, sitting by the wood stove in a cabin completely off the grid, and drinking beer and partying with friends. Back home to catch up on laundry and sobriety.

Please go back there

 

[yeager1977]

You losers aren't cool enough to be included on the A list along with me, MrsTheNurse and the rest of the Glitterati and you should probably stop calling attention to that. It makes you look like even bigger losers.

It wasn't that exclusive... He got me tickets......

 

[Melana]

It wasn't that exclusive... He got me tickets......

Are you allowed out?

 

[yeager1977]

Are you allowed out?

She's coming with me. Though after how I came home from the patriots game Sunday, I'm amazed she's talking to me.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape
I just checked my tickets and there's no snow check on the stub. So waddah ya gonna do when Mutta Natcha dumps a foot of snow on your little soire and its just you three guys sitting at the bar.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

im sure yeager will still be there, he cant pass up the opportunity to go when the wife said he could go