The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Hey, you're free to call him a Nancy if you want.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Nancy.

 

[Melana]

Nancy.

Not you.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Isn't it Nancy boy?

 

[paulthenurse]

I forgot one


Dude... Nancy!

 

[paulthenurse]

Bulls is a nancy but he married WAY above his grade so he gets a pass.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

GFY and Merry Christmas.

 

[Melana]

he married WAY above his grade

So did you!

 

[Oginme]

Bulls is a nancy but he married WAY above his grade so he gets a pass.

Don't we all!

 

[paulthenurse]

Yes we do. Especially me.

 

[Melana]

Anyone going to the witches tonight?

 

[paulthenurse]

Nope

 

[Bulls Beers]

Anyone going to the witches tonight?

Bout time you put your pic up there.

 

[Melana]

Bout time you put your pic up there.

Lol!

 

[Melana]

Another quiet day on the Masshole front?

 

[paulthenurse]

Another quiet day on the Masshole front?

Some of us DO have lives, you know,


Don't get me wrong,I don't. You pathetic collection of losers and n'eer do wells who frequent this abortion of a thread are my social circle, and having just read that I'm now going to stick my head in the oven and turn on the gas.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just spent a few beers time at one of the skankier bars in Dorchester. Wearing scrubs in a dive makes pissing a challenge.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Just spent a few beers time at one of the skankier bars in Dorchester. Wearing scrubs in a dive makes pissing a challenge.

Isn't that an oxymoron? Where is the upscale bar in Dorchester?

 

[Melana]

Some of us DO have lives, you know,


Don't get me wrong,I don't. You pathetic collection of losers and n'eer do wells who frequent this abortion of a thread are my social circle, and having just read that I'm now going to stick my head in the oven and turn on the gas.

Turn on the gas under your kettle instead!

 

[paulthenurse]

I need a painting of Elvis on black velvet.

Not that there are any good ones but I need a particularly bad one, preferably from The Sweaty Elvis in the Jumpsuit genre. And I need it FAST,as in, by New Year's Day.

Oh ya, I don't want to spend more than $15 or $20.

So, where better to look for something that most civilized people would avoid like the plague than here? Come on guys Help a brother out.

 

[Melana]

Try the second hand/thrift stores.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

You need a time machine, a fist full of quarters and directions to a carnival circa 1982. Good luck. Either that or try the intersection of route 1 and 110 near Salsbury beach and it may be a towel. Been a long time since I've been up that way.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

You need a time machine, a fist full of quarters and directions to a carnival circa 1982. Good luck. Either that or try the intersection of route 1 and 110 near Salsbury beach and it may be a towel. Been a long time since I've been up that way.

I may have the intersection of rte.1 wrong. But for sure it's Salsbury.

 

[paulthenurse]

I may have the intersection of rte.1 wrong. But for sure it's Salsbury.

Don't really matter, the flux capacitor in my time machine is tits up.

 

[the_bird]

I thought your tits were at knee-level and pointing straight down?

 

[day_trippr]

If any Massholes actually attended the biblical deluge down in Foxboro today, thanks for your support! Woof! :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

i thought your tits were at knee-level and pointing straight down?

gfy

 

[Melana]

I thought your tits were at knee-level and pointing straight down?

Hey now... Some of us are envious of Paul's tits!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Hey now... Some of us are envious of Paul's tits!

im sure he would let you play with them

 

[Bulls Beers]

Hey now... Some of us are envious of Paul's tits!

I know I'm quite fond of them..