The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

That would be Thunderchicken.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape, Yeager, Thunder Chicken, Melana and the Twerk from Dakota all in one town?

Obama to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff... "How long until that B52 arrives over that God forsaken blight on civilization?"

"It will be there in four minutes, Mr President."

" And you're sure they can take out every last man, woman and sheep living there?"

"100% sure, Mr President."

"And you're sure that you won't overshoot and hit Stoughton by mistake?"

"Yes Mr President, but as a precaution I've had PTN escorted to your personal bunker in DC for his safety."

"Oh that's a great idea! I hope he brought more of that Utopia clone. That is the best beer I've ever had."

"We asked him to Mr President, but he said no."

"Damn! Maybe next time... Ok, lets get this over with! Bombs away!"

 

[bob1852]

Cape, Yeager, Thunder Chicken, Melana and the Twerk from Dakota all in one town?

Obama to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff... "How long until that B52 arrives over that God forsaken blight on civilization?"

"It will be there in four minutes, Mr President."

" And you're sure they can take out every last man, woman and sheep living there?"

"100% sure, Mr President."

"And you're sure that you won't overshoot and hit Stoughton by mistake?"

"Yes Mr President, but as a precaution I've had PTN escorted to your personal bunker in DC for his safety."

"Oh that's a great idea! I hope he brought more of that Utopia clone. That is the best beer I've ever had."

"We asked him to Mr President, but he said no."

"Damn! Maybe next time... Ok, lets get this over with! Bombs away!"

So Obama has to one up Cape on best way to fry a pig? Nuclear fission is unfair...

 

[Melana]

So Obama has to one up Cape on best way to fry a pig? Nuclear fission is unfair...

Not gonna happen. Cape has the market cornered.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Dont forget about THC. Im sure anyone moving into the neighborhood should be told about that thing.

Hey, if it wasn't for me gentrifying the Grove nobody would want to move here.

 

[Melana]

I'm all about the Twerky!

Even the sheep are afraid...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hmmmm. Sitting in CBC having a Charles River Porter. Im suspecting a cease and desist order to someone in this thread very soon.

 

[Melana]

Hmmmm. Sitting in CBC having a Charles River Porter. Im suspecting a cease and desist order to someone in this thread very soon.

We should have Yoop in here again to make sure all is above board....

 

[the_bird]

Oh, let's invite a mod to come hang around. That's brilliant. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that strategy.

 

[paulthenurse]

I think Yoop pops in here from time to time, looks around, shakes her head in disbelief and decides to just leave us the hell alone, afraid we might infect the rest of the board with our Masshole-ocity if we emmigrate beyond the boundaries of this thread.

But just in case... No more sheep talk. Yeager, Cape, Flatualent, we all know what you do, we just shouldn't talk about it anymore.

 

[Melana]

I think Yoop pops in here from time to time, looks around, shakes her head in disbelief and decides to just leave us the hell alone, afraid we might infect the rest of the board with our Masshole-ocity if we emmigrate beyond the boundaries of this thread.

But just in case... No more sheep talk. Yeager, Cape, Flatualent, we all know what you do, we just shouldn't talk about it anymore.

Is it illegal?

 

[bluemoose]

In most states it is illegal. In Mass it is the state pastime.

 

[Melana]

This is a very progressive state of free love.

 

[revelation]

Hmmmm. Sitting in CBC having a Charles River Porter. Im suspecting a cease and desist order to someone in this thread very soon.

You have probably left by now but try the dark ale. Tasty.

I am totally calling the SPCA, PETA, Animal Control, and the Scottish Embassy on the rest of you sheep shagging deviants.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think that's what the bartender actually served me. They were changing the menus and he pointed to the Charles River Porter up on the board. He described it as a porter aged in Cedar casks. I'm looking online and they call it The Darkest Night Ale. Very tasty and well balanced. I never like brews where they go overboard to showcase a flavor.

 

[paulthenurse]

In most states it is illegal. In Mass it is the state pastime.

In Massachusetts it's considered ok for the taxpayers to be buggered by the politicians so as to provide for the sheep who have never worked a day in their lives.

 

[revelation]

Taxpayers buggering politicians? Never heard that happening. Now politicians screwing taxpayers in the bum, everyday of the week and twice on Sundays.

Edit: Reading is fundamental. And a city in MA. Oops...

 

[day_trippr]

Everyone OK with just pretending ^that^ never happened?

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Taxpayers buggering politicians? Never heard that happening. Now politicians screwing taxpayers in the bum, everyday of the week and twice on Sundays.

Wow. Are you SURE you're from Cambridge? Talk like that will get you expelled.

Edit: Reading is fundamental. And a city in MA. Oops...

Read the entire post first then pick the BEST answer...

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

You guys wonder why I'm cantankerous? Here is the going away cake my colleagues of 15 years gave me tonight. In case you don't have your glasses on it says "We'll miss you. Not!"


I'm heading over to the Stop and Shop bakery in the morning and I want to talk to the manager!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

 

[Melana]

What they didn't tell you is the real PTN going away party starts after you leave!

 

[revelation]

Wow. Are you SURE you're from Cambridge? Talk like that will get you expelled.

I am not from Cambridge, I just live here and the politicians here in MA are subtle like a sledgehammer to the face.

Read the entire post first then pick the BEST answer...

PTN

This advice is sound and reasonable. It has no place on the Internet.

 

[paulthenurse]

AJ Pierzinski????


WTF did Salty do in that clubhouse? Seriously? Pierzinski was voted the Most Hated Man in Baseball.

BY THE OTHER F'ING PLAYERS!!!!!!!'

What next, a Josh Beckett 'Prodigal Son Reunion' contract?
Ben... Ben... Bennnnnnn... What are you thinking, lad?

 

[bigjohnmilford]

So I had an interesting day yesterday. Brewed 45 gallons of pale ale in one batch using bog inns old 1.5 bbl brew pots and mash tun. My efficiency was crazy good at 84.4%. FW did a great design. That atleast helps overcome capes tendency toward crappy beer.

Chris, is your Nano brewery for rent?

 

[Melana]

Chris, is your Nano brewery for rent?

Yes please. At 10 gallons per batch I can't keep up!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

ellsbury a yankee, nuff said.

 

[paulthenurse]

7 years. 150+ million bucks.

Nice to see George is alive and well in the Bronx.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

7 years. 150+ million bucks.

Nice to see George is alive and well in the Bronx.

but its more like 3 years 150 mill, cause he will spend close to 4 yrs on the DL

 

[bluemoose]

What ya ya bet he starts next season on the DL with a sprained wrist from falling off his wallet.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

or from stroking Jeters "ego"