The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Morning Ptn. Not quite sure how to tell the difference.

The difference between what?

Hey Mort, do you and Pat want to come to Iceland with us in January?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

The difference between what?

Hey Mort, do you and Pat want to come to Iceland with us in January?

make sure you bring home some of that fowl rotten fish.. that stuff was almost as bad as ur biking shorts after that ride to Ptown.

 

[Melana]

make sure you bring home some of that fowl rotten fish.. that stuff was almost as bad as ur biking shorts after that ride to Ptown.

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww thanks for the visual.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Actual quote from PTN from two seconds ago: "know when you when you're old? (referring to himself) when you get grey pubic hair"

I just threw up all over the bar.

 

[Melana]

Actual quote from PTN from two seconds ago: "know when you when you're old? (referring to himself) when you get grey pubic hair"

I just threw up all over the bar.

Lovely. Old people need loving too. Isn't far off for you Cape

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bite your tongue

 

[paulthenurse]

Merkins come in salt and pepper, right?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Could always go hairless.

 

[paulthenurse]

make sure you bring home some of that fowl rotten fish.. that stuff was almost as bad as ur biking shorts after that ride to Ptown.

Not for nuttin but no one was talking to you.

 

[paulthenurse]

Could always go hairless.

I could no sooner shave the Admiral than I could wear cuff links.

Seriously. Can you imagine poor Alice looking across the room as we're getting undressed to go to bed and seeing that I've harvested the forest and now I'm standing there like a prepubescent Buddha "Hey babe... How YOU doing?"
The poor thing would likely go hang herself.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If the poor woman hasn't done it by now Paul...

 

[paulthenurse]

Tell us all about your idea for that wicked pissa app.

 

[Cape Brewing]

laugh it up. When I'm a multi-millionaire... I won't even buy you a round

 

[paulthenurse]

You should go on that Shark Tank show. Seriously. All you need is to pitch that bitch to the right people and its 'Goodbye Norton, Hello Easy Street!" .

 

[Cape Brewing]

I already have an Apple app developer who is willing to build it for a tiny piece of equity

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, are there going to be strippers at the Bog Christmas party? Throw us a bone and give us a reason to go. Really. They don't need to be good looking, lets face it, they won't be. But you've gotta make it worthwhile.

 

[paulthenurse]

How many nano empires can one man build?

 

[Melana]

laugh it up. When I'm a multi-millionaire... I won't even buy you a round

Shocking

 

[Melana]

How many nano empires can one man build?

He may be compensating for something

 

[Melana]

Hey, are there going to be strippers at the Bog Christmas party? Throw us a bone and give us a reason to go. Really. They don't need to be good looking, lets face it, they won't be. But you've gotta make it worthwhile.

I'm not going if Cape is dancing for quarters again

 

[Melana]

If the poor woman hasn't done it by now Paul...

Excellent point

 

[Cape Brewing]

I give you the guy who was making fun of cuff links earlier... You know... Cuz he is on the cutting edge of fashion..

 

[Melana]

I give you the guy who was making fun of cuff links earlier... You know... Cuz he is on the cutting edge of fashion..

He looks like you slipped him a rufee

 

[paulthenurse]

You're just jealous of my wicked pissa hat. I ought to grow mutton chops owning a hat like that.

 

[Melana]

You're just jealous of my wicked pissa hat. I ought to grow mutton chops owning a hat like that.

Perhaps... You could grow them long and comb them over.

 

[paulthenurse]

He may be compensating for something

Is this where you tell us again how Big John is appropriately named?

 

[Melana]

Is this where you tell us again how Big John is appropriately named?

No. I've been reprimanded.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No. I've been reprimanded.

Appropriately so... He showed me.

I wasn't impressed

 

[paulthenurse]

Thank goodness. You do realize that this is Boston and the vast majority of us around here have some percentage of Irish blood in our veins. Yq

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thank goodness. You do realize that this is Boston and the vast majority of us around here have some percentage of Irish blood in our veins. Yq

Speak for yourself Stumpy... American Indian here... Let's just say my ancestors didn't just use their finger tips for foraging.