The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Ummm. Which part was stupid? The part where i said baseball's average audience is older than the other sports ( which is true) or that you're old (also true).

.... and whattsa mattah? 98.5 too "young" for you??

"Baccccck in myyyyy day... We listened to Johnny Most! Annnnnd we LOVED it!!"

 

[the_bird]

What's great about this is how few times Uehara has actually had to use his pickoff move this year; I mean, it's not like he gives up a lot of baserunners.

 

[Melana]

Turning towards Cape and asking, 'Do you go to bed each night thinking up ways you can make yourself sound stupider the following day? It's working for you. Congratulations.'

And you actually listen to 98.5 in the morning? Who does that? Their demographic is teenaged boys and n'eer do wells living in their mothers basement.

Perhaps he's hinting on a preference...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I heard on 98.5 this morning that Koji has only thrown to first ten times this year. Not pick offs. Thrown. I do want to hear squeeky PTN tho

 

[Cape Brewing]

hmmm

 

[paulthenurse]

Never was a big basketball fan, always sucked at the game as a kid. But on the rare occasions when I did listen to a game I will confess to enjoying Johnny Most. I was driving home from NH listening to the game the night he dropped a cigerette and set his pants on fire. Ordway almost died laughing. That was some funny sheet. And we loved it.

 

[Melana]

Hey Paul... how's the patio? Did you give the hired help your plague?

 

[bob1852]

Never was a big basketball fan, always sucked at the game as a kid. But on the rare occasions when I did listen to a game I will confess to enjoying Johnny Most. I was driving home from NH listening to the game the night he dropped a cigerette and set his pants on fire. Ordway almost died laughing. That was some funny sheet. And we loved it.

Johnny's most (see what I did there) memorable moments are the overplayed "Havlicek steals it!!", the "Oh my, I lit my pants on fire", and my personal favorite: when the C's played that Croatia team and he couldn't pronounce any of their names...

But of course the Bird steal in '87 was the best of them all..

 

[Cape Brewing]

thanks. we're all rivited by your insight

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

big day today, before and after removing some trees. now to split and stack all that wood for next fall

 

[day_trippr]

So psyched for the ball game tonight! I pity anyone that can't even get on the band wagon - that's just sad. We've already had two games that had historic endings, fer chrissakes! And Big Papi has an OPS above TWO FRIGGIN' THOUSAND!
I'm like older than dirt, been a baseball fan since I was barely old enough to tune an AM radio on my own, and I am loving this! Being here now is the why they play 162+ games!

What's it gonna take to put a non-fan in the driver's seat of this fine Series?

Cheers! And GO SOX!!!

 

[bluemoose]

Melana seems to be a closet Sox fan.

 

[Bulls Beers]

These interviews are painful.

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, when did that start?

 

[day_trippr]

What an epic game so far! Lester out-pitched Wainwright and totally deserves the win! Fingers crossed it happens!

Cheers!

[edit] Turn out the lights, Koji!
[edit2] YEAH BABY! BRING IT ON HOME TO FENWAY!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ah crap. Dick Sherman is back out there. I guess he was practicing his soccer flop

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oops. Wrong thread. Too lazy to fix it

 

[bluemoose]

I didn't want to say anything... Figured it was the scotch talking.

 

[bob1852]

Oops. Wrong thread. Too lazy to fix it

That's okay. At least you don't have a habitat of doing things like that, notcapebrewing.

 

[bluemoose]

Oh, and well f'n done sox!

 

[Bulls Beers]

Great win tonight...Come back home and win this!!!

 

[day_trippr]

Sippin' a victory Stout, watching NESN and pawing through the interwebs looking for Series stories for vicarious reading...and just realized how crazy the next two days are going to be around here. Yikes! God help us all if this goes seven.

Lester threw 2 of every 3 pitches for strikes, all night long. He had a few more at bats in the tank, but I can't knock Farrell for going to Koji for the sleeper-hold on the Cards.

What a great game!

Cheers!

 

[Melana]

big day today, before and after removing some trees. now to split and stack all that wood for next fall

Nice! I have garage envy.

 

[paulthenurse]

So when the Sox load the wives and girlfriends into the bus to head to 2100 Pennsylvania Ave does Napoli bring the porn star?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Nice! I have garage envy.

its questionable that ill be able to fit the truck in there, but makes a great place to brew out of the elements. 2 windows plus the garage door for ventilation

 

[Melana]

its questionable that ill be able to fit the truck in there, but makes a great place to brew out of the elements. 2 windows plus the garage door for ventilation

I've got a big car and nowhere to garage it. i'm jealous.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I've got a big car and nowhere to garage it. i'm jealous.

it is a nice thing to have

 

[the_bird]

its questionable that ill be able to fit the truck in there, but makes a great place to brew out of the elements. 2 windows plus the garage door for ventilation

I highly recommend that the next time you brew, you do it with the windows closed and the garage door down. You'll keep the wind out and the heat in, which will help you reach boil a lot faster.

Also, don't be afraid to take a nap while waiting for the wort to come to a boil. Just, lie down over there in the corner. Get some shut-eye. It won't be long now.

 

[Melana]

it is a nice thing to have

Yup, the big car IS a nice thing to have.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I highly recommend that the next time you brew, you do it with the windows closed and the garage door down. You'll keep the wind out and the heat in, which will help you reach boil a lot faster.

Also, don't be afraid to take a nap while waiting for the wort to come to a boil. Just, lie down over there in the corner. Get some shut-eye. It won't be long now.

as long as you, PTN, and yeager join me