The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[ComcastWineRookie]

good luck

 

[revelation]

So I learned to drink in Northern Germany, where Maibock is a much bigger deal than this Southern German "fest" of Oktoberfest (they cannot even hold it in the correct month - Southern Germans, what can you do...). Anyone do Maibock fests around here?

 

[bob1852]

So I learned to drink in Northern Germany, where Maibock is a much bigger deal than this Southern German "fest" of Oktoberfest (they cannot even hold it in the correct month - Southern Germans, what can you do...). Anyone do Maibock fests around here?

I heard the Bog Inn does.

 

[paulthenurse]

Welcome to the thread. In order for us to process your application you'll need to submit a certified copy of a recent picture of your naked SWMBO, your bank account and your dog. That will satisfy me, Cape and Yeager, in that order. If it feels weired, forget the pic of the dog. We all think Yeager's weired too.

Oh. And a check for $250 and no. We don't take farkin' PayPal.

 

[revelation]

Welcome to the thread. In order for us to process your application you'll need to submit a certified copy of a recent naked picture of your SWMBO, your bank account and your dog. That will satisfy me, Cape and Yeager, in that order. If it feels wired, forget the pic of the dog. We all think Yeager's wired too.

Oh. And a check for $250 and no. We don't take farkin' PayPal.

I already gave all that to Cape at ABCF this year. If he didn't share, well, nothing I can do...

Well, except the dog thing. Dogs are for eating not keeping.

Although, I am waiting on a payment of money from this Nigerian business guy, so can you hold out on that $250...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wait... what??

 

[paulthenurse]

Dogs are for eating not keeping.

You're Chinese? Cool!! Do you know Chairman Mao?

 

[revelation]

Wait... what??

He dragged you into it. We met at ABCF. I work part time for another MA beer company as event staff.

 

[revelation]

You're Chinese? Cook. Do you know Chairman Mao?

Not Chinese, just not a fan of dogs. As for Chairman Mao, he paired well with a hoppy pilsner.

 

[paulthenurse]

So lets see.


You're a dog eatin' ****** from away who hangs out with Cape while pouring somebody else's beer.

You'll fit right in.

 

[revelation]

Well, when you put it that way, I also homebrew. Usually about 10 to 20 gallons per month. Enough to keep my keggerator full. Because some dude keeps sneaking into my house at night and drinking my kegs dry!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Are you folks at BogIron selling bottles now, or still just refills? I've been meaning to stop by but I've been out of town for the last several Saturdays.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's a drag having to go to all of those NAMBLA meetings. On the bright side, you will get to meet Yeager there. He'll be the one handing out the blueberry beer to the kiddies.

 

[Melana]

Are you folks at BogIron selling bottles now, or still just refills? I've been meaning to stop by but I've been out of town for the last several Saturdays.

You're welcome to one of our bottles if you're looking for a fill.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

This is my Favorite time of the year. Hockey Season

 

[Melana]

Hockey season rocks.

 

[HawksBrewer]

This is my Favorite time of the year. Hockey Season

Yes. That time of year when the Blackhawks dominate all that is ice. Tis nice, indeed.

 

[Melana]

yes. That time of year when the blackhawks dominate all that is ice. Tis nice, indeed.

ha!

 

[paulthenurse]

Yes. That time of year when the Blackhawks dominate all that is ice. Tis nice, indeed.

Seriously? You hang around here for months on end, sifting through all of the BS for the one single ridiculous opportunity to make some stupid remark about hockey?

Really?

Rookies might not be the biggest dbag on this thread after all.


( No Rookie, making some inane remark now about how you like puppies won't change anyone's opinion. Please stop trying so hard to not be a dbag. We all see through the act.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Yeah, the role of Dbag has been filled on this thread several times over.

 

[paulthenurse]

Me!!! Me!!!!! It's me!!!!!!!!! I'm the biggest dbag on here by a country mile.

Yea me!!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

FWIW, Cape is a close second. Hats off to Cape!!!!

 

[HawksBrewer]

Seriously? You hang around here for months on end, sifting through all of the BS for the one single ridiculous opportunity to make some stupid remark about hockey?

Really?

Rookies might not be the biggest dbag on this thread after all.

( No Rookie, making some inane remark now about how you like puppies won't change anyone's opinion. Please stop trying so hard to not be a dbag. We all see through the act.

I actually took a new position traveling so I haven't been on HBT for a month or two. I thought it was a glorious return to the masshole thread though

 

[revelation]

I didn't realize this was a competition. Any advice on how to practice and get into "threadshape"? I assume that drinking a lot and only posting drunk is a good start but where do you go from there?

 

[paulthenurse]

You're off to a good start. Don't forget to question all of your friends sexual orientations, their wife's fidelity,their children's intelligence and the car they drive. You'll fit right in

 

[paulthenurse]

Two minutes into the season and your Hawks are acting line Italian soccer players. That was a penalty? Is this hockey or whist?

 

[HawksBrewer]

Two minutes into the season and your Hawks are acting line Italian soccer players. That was a penalty? Is this hockey or whist?

All I heard was GOOOAAAALLLLLLL.

Sorry. Did you say something?

 

[Melana]

Lucky goal....

 

[paulthenurse]

My Italian soccer player reference = validated. Carry on.

 

[Melana]

All I heard was GOOOAAAALLLLLLL.

Sorry. Did you say something?

I didn't know who exactly to root for in this game however you made the choice easy.