The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Actually, he claims the following on his profile...

About Me:Short, fat, myopic, arthritic, flatulant, balding, bad breath, egotistical and flat feet. Chicks dig me.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

sounds like a real winner, i left all of that back in TN looking for real men

 

[paulthenurse]

I am guessing Paulthenurse is really furry

You'll need to get me drunk to find out.

 

[paulthenurse]

you really nailed it!

gfy

 

[Melana]

Wait a minute here... does this mean that I have to give up my place as the token female brewer at Sausagefest?

 

[NEWBIE2013]

small glass of the stuff from home and youll be passed out drooling on yourself

 

[Melana]

sounds like a real winner, i left all of that back in TN looking for real men

Unfortunate that most real men are that.

 

[paulthenurse]

Actually, he claims the following on his profile...

About Me:Short, fat, myopic, arthritic, flatulant, balding, bad breath, egotistical and flat feet. Chicks dig me.

How in the world did I ever leave out 'Hirsute?'

 

[Melana]

small glass of the stuff from home and youll be passed out drooling on yourself

AWESOME! Please do share! Oh wait, that is illegal and I don't partake in any illegal activity whatsoever.

 

[paulthenurse]

small glass of the stuff from home and youll be passed out drooling on yourself

I get like that with water. Ain't no big deal.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

any of the other girls out here swing from both sides of the plate, cause i do.

 

[paulthenurse]

small glass of the stuff from home

Luv me sum of that corn likka. A shipmate's family used to make an old family recipe back in 1980 when I was in the Coast Guard in NC
I think there us a 30 year statute of limitations re: illegal likka talk on HBT

 

[paulthenurse]

any of the other girls out here swing from both sides of the plate, cause i do.

(awkward silence ensues...)

Uhhhhhh.....
Just Yeager.

 

[Melana]

I thought Yeager took it anyway he could get it - even that's pretty meager!

 

[NEWBIE2013]

Luv me sum of that corn likka. A shipmate's family used to make an old family recipe back in 1980 when I was in the Coast Guard in NC
I think there us a 30 year statute of limitations re: illegal likka talk on HBT

coast guard, i didnt know they let fat hairy men in there

 

[Melana]

1890 was a LONG time ago.

 

[paulthenurse]

All the really cool guys in the Uncle Sams Confused Group are short, fat, hairy Flatulant ant flat footed. They're also hung like Clydesdales. Ask how I know that.


The skipper picks up the 1MC and announces:"All hands stand by for heavy waves as the ship comes about. Brace yourselves...

 

[NEWBIE2013]

1890 was a LONG time ago.

oh, so he was just hairy

 

[Melana]

I don't know one way or the other...

 

[paulthenurse]

oh, so he was just hairy

No. I was still short and still hung.

 

[Melana]

No. I was still short and still hung.

That would explain mrsthenurse!

 

[paulthenurse]

So N00b. What are you spending 60 large a year to study over on Comm Ave?

 

[paulthenurse]

That would explain mrsthenurse!

You thought she put up with my crap cause I brew good beer? I brew once in a blue moon.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

So N00b. What are you spending 60 large a year to study over on Comm Ave?

not really sure, my parents take care of that

 

[the_bird]

You don't know what you're studying?

 

[Randar]

That was an epic sandstorm... entertaining as **** tho.

That was Cape's driveway. PKU.

That where he keeps the butter churn?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

.

 

[yeager1977]

I thought Yeager took it anyway he could get it - even that's pretty meager!

Bite me.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

going for a degree in behavioral sciences. I like to study the behaviors of people

 

[yeager1977]

Paul the nurse is a full dissertation worth of material all by himself.