The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[NEWBIE2013]

starting to think that this whole group could be a thesis study

 

[Randar]

3) We run out of beer constantly by selling out... I couldn't get a keg for my own big pig roast and... you bozos think I'm going to show up with a FREE keg... to Paul's??? BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!!!

You guys... you guys are too much, I'm tellin' ya.

This **** is downright hilarious. In "the biz" we call that a marketing budget.

 

[Randar]

starting to think that this whole group could be a thesis study

Hope you're on the 10 year PhD program. I don't think you could even make a dent in 5 years.

 

[the_bird]

Hope you're on the 10 year PhD program. I don't think you could even make a dent in 5 years.

My wife's a doctoral student. Trust me when I say, *every* PhD program is a 10-year program....

 

[Randar]

My wife's a doctoral student. Trust me when I say, *every* PhD program is a 10-year program....

My wife is a PhD. I'm there. PhD... post-doc... fellowship. Get a fcking job you hippie!

 

[NEWBIE2013]

wow and you thought that comcast guy was harsh...this randar guy seems like a total ass

 

[paulthenurse]

starting to think that this whole group could be a thesis study

You bring your advisor to Masstoberfest and they'll hand you over the doctorate by the following Thursday. And THAT is a guaranteed no sheeter.

 

[Cape Brewing]

There isn't anything better than home-cured/smoked bacon when done right.

Anyone who disagrees is STUPID

 

[Randar]

wow and you thought that comcast guy was harsh...this randar guy seems like a total ass

HAHA! No really, I am a nice guy.


BWAHAHAHA!


Nope, you hit the nail on the head.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

You bring your advisor to Masstoberfest and they'll hand you over the doctorate by the following Thursday. And THAT is a guaranteed no sheeter.

we will see what happens between now and then

 

[paulthenurse]

There isn't anything better than home-cured/smoked bacon when done right.

Anyone who disagrees is STUPID

What would you know about properly cured/smoked meat?



(Every head around turns sharply towards the sound of the extreme dope slap.)

 

[Randar]

What would you know about properly cured/smoked meat?

Must it be sauteed in butter?

 

[NEWBIE2013]

There isn't anything better than home-cured/smoked bacon when done right.

Anyone who disagrees is STUPID

did I read something a few hundred pages back about deep fried pig?

 

[notcapebrewing]

did I read something a few hundred pages back about deep fried pig?

Ignore them... you'll learn very quickly, they're all half a brain cell off a retahded.

... except Melena... and Big John (but big john is never on).

... and me.

I'm wicket smaht.

.... I have had a big annual pig roast for 14 years now. I way over-cooked a pig... THREE years ago... and these bozos still bring it up.

 

[notcapebrewing]

What would you know about properly cured/smoked meat?



(Every head around turns sharply towards the sound of the extreme dope slap.)

(eyeroll)

wow. whatta dope slap. you really got me there with that sharp wit of yours.

 

[bob1852]

Ignore them... you'll learn very quickly, they're all half a brain cell off a retahded.

... except Melena... and Big John (but big john is never on).

... and me.

I'm wicket smaht.

.... I have had a big annual pig roast for 14 years now. I way over-cooked a pig... THREE years ago... and these bozos still bring it up.

Forget to switch back to your reel log-in, Brian?

 

[paulthenurse]

wow and you thought that comcast guy was harsh...this randar guy seems like a total ass

So lemme see if I got this right....

You show up here two days ago and start off with "Ohhhhh. I'm kinda afraid of you guys, you play hardball."

Then, within 48 hours you're calling out Randar, soliciting switch hitting brew days and popping the top of mason jars of mule.


You're a farkin' natural Masshole. You were born to play this game. You might be a grits eatin' ************** from Tennessee but in your soul of souls you're a guy from Southy named Sully. I think I love you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid cookies

Computers are dumb

 

[bottlebomber]

Forget to switch back to your reel log-in, Brian?

Baaaahahahahaha!!!

 

[bottlebomber]

PP! Fvckin ban this guy!

 

[paulthenurse]

So who is more of a dbag? Cape Brewing or notcapebrewing? THAT is the question.

 

[Cape Brewing]

PP! Fvckin ban this guy!

why are you even in this thread??? TTR that crappy today?

 

[Randar]

So lemme see if I got this right....

You show up here two days ago and start off with "Ohhhhh. I'm kinda afraid of you guys, you play hardball."

Then, within 48 hours you're calling out Randar, soliciting switch hitting brew days and popping the top of mason jars of mule.


You're a farkin' natural Masshole. You were born to play this game. You might be a grits eatin' ************** from Tennessee but in your soul of souls you're a guy from Southy named Sully. I think I love you.

HAHA! Or she's another he pretending to be a she and has been lurking for a long time... waiting for that perfect moment... right after the heat of a big sandstorm mixed with egotistic lightning strike... to try to sneak in here when everyone is trying to pretend it didn't happen and get on with things. Tricksy hobbitses.

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid cookies

Computers are dumb

Holy **** I almost choked on this coffee. Classic.

 

[bottlebomber]

why are you even in this thread??? TTR that crappy today?

No, we\'re laughing at you over in that thread too. Why not swing by.

 

[paulthenurse]

PP! Fvckin ban this guy!

We\'re very slow and methodical in our *********-ectomies here. No quick judgements. But once we decide to cut the strings it\'s irrevocable. I\'ll wait a while on Cape. In a way I can\'t quite explain, I kinda like him.

 

[bob1852]

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid cookies

Computers are dumb

If you're gonna make a fake profile, at least shell out the $25 to go premium. That only brings a 3-day ban.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Awwww. Thats sweet

 

[the_bird]

Dammit, I would have bet good money that "notcapebrewing" was, in fact, DirecTVBeerDrinker; I read those comments as being great satire, not Cape being his usual ********* self.

 

[bob1852]

Dammit, I would have bet good money that "notcapebrewing" was, in fact, DirecTVBeerDrinker; I read those comments as being great satire, not Cape being his usual ********* self.

Reel? You think CoxMeadVeteran is that clever?

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you're gonna make a fake profile, at least shell out the $25 to go premium. That only brings a 3-day ban.

Whaaaaaaaaa?!?! You can actually get banned for that?!?

Seriously??!?!

meh.