The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

It will be here in a few days.

Good thing, cause the quality of MILF-age here at the laundromat has taken a decided turn for the beefier in the past ten minutes.

 

[Melana]

Ah yes, but do they have cute underwear?

 

[NEWBIE2013]

WHAT HAVE i GOTTEN MYSELF INTO HERE.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

Please see the link in my signature below for info on a gathering being held in a few weeks for, by and about local home brewers. Then gather up a couple of cars of coeds and come on down.

I dont think I am ready for that. you guys seem to be huge ball busters, plus I havent brewed anything yet up here so I have nothing to offer. plus, no co-eds as I dont know people too well

 

[paulthenurse]

Ahhhh it's all good. Come anyways we won't bust your balls till we know you.

 

[Melana]

I dont think I am ready for that. you guys seem to be huge ball busters, plus I havent brewed anything yet up here so I have nothing to offer. plus, no co-eds as I dont know people too well

Don't be afraid of us 'guys' - we're all pretty nice in person - well except for Yeager.
There is no better place to learn to brew than in PTN's driveway.

 

[bob1852]

There is no better place to learn to brew than in PTN's driveway.

Especially if you want to learn the 12 hour sparge.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's not true.



That was Cape's driveway. PKU.

 

[the_bird]

There is no better place to learn to brew than in PTN's driveway.

... yeah, I don't know about that. You've got thirty drunk ******** with thirty opinions about how to do something; that's not the best way to learn, I don't think. It's a good time, don't get me wrong, but it's really not the best learning environment!

 

[nhwrecker]

... yeah, I don't know about that. You've got thirty drunk ******** with thirty opinions about how to do something; that's not the best way to learn, I don't think. It's a good time, don't get me wrong, but it's really not the best learning environment!

WHOA. Wait a minute. Are you saying that I everything I learned about brewing at a Masstoberfest was wrong? That can't be right? Can it?

Of course, PTN has already beeyatched about some of my brews, so maybe Bird is on to something here....................

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Professor, shaddup already.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

i brewed alot at home, just not legal. we have a centuries old moonshine recipe that we have brewed in a family still in the woods. alot of fun

 

[Melana]

WHOA. Wait a minute. Are you saying that I everything I learned about brewing at a Masstoberfest was wrong? That can't be right? Can it?

Of course, PTN has already beeyatched about some of my brews, so maybe Bird is on to something here....................

Ignore PTN, he beeyatches about everything.

 

[day_trippr]

i brewed alot at home, just not legal.[...]

Careful there. Those That Run This Place get sand in sensitive areas when talk turns to illegal activities - especially involving distillation...

Cheers!

 

[NEWBIE2013]

oh, nevermind then

 

[Melana]

Wait, Newbie... you're a girl? Boys! There's another girl in the forum!
Cool! Now you've got to come to Masstoberfest.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

not alot of girls here?

 

[NEWBIE2013]

here is a pic so you can see what I look like.

 

[paulthenurse]

Who's the chick with a gun scratching your ears?

 

[Melana]

AWESOME! We need more women at the sausagefest... I mean Masstoberfest!

 

[Melana]

here is a pic so you can see what I look like.

Nice! Where was the pic taken?

 

[NEWBIE2013]

thats my girlfriend

 

[NEWBIE2013]

Nice! Where was the pic taken?

at home. originally from the knoxville, tn.

 

[Melana]

thats my girlfriend

Your girlfriend is furry.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ain't they all.

 

[Melana]

Ain't they all.

Some more than others!

 

[paulthenurse]

So I think you'll fill in one of our missing niches at Masstoberfest. We've had an opening for a 'shine makin' gun totin' Comm Ave stalkin' hillbilly female for a while. Go figure.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

I am guessing Paulthenurse is really furry

 

[paulthenurse]

See? It took us getting to know you before we started busting your chops.

"Chops"used in lieu of "balls" since you don't have any. See? I can be nice.

 

[bottlebomber]

I am guessing Paulthenurse is really fat

You really nailed it!