The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

Hell even I know what they are....

I got out of the pharmacy game, why don't you enlighten me Dr Yeager.

 

[yeager1977]

I got out of the pharmacy game, why don't you enlighten me Dr Yeager.

Broad spectrum antibiotics used to treat bacterial a STDs.

 

[DakotaRules]

Broad spectrum antibiotics used to treat bacterial a STDs.

So easy...

Personal experience?!?! You gotta stop playing with Paul's leftovers.

 

[yeager1977]

Ptn made me get them for his dead hookers he hides in the new shed like that Guy Castro.... Obviously used before they die...

 

[yeager1977]

Besides we've discussed this before. I have 3 kids, and have only had sex those three times....

 

[yeager1977]

Oh and that one time about 12 months ago when I saw your wife....

 

[j1laskey]

When you need a mask to stand on the deck it's time to go find a bar.

Wow! You are as fat as Cape says you are

 

[Melana]

Besides we've discussed this before. I have 3 kids, and have only had sex those three times....

I thought that one of 'your' kids belonged to the postman... just sayin'

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i thought that one of 'your' kids belonged to the postman... Just sayin'

it was the ups guy, she just goes crazy for that brown uniform

 

[the_bird]

He shouldn't have gotten her pregnant, though; he always sticks it in the brown.

 

[Melana]

He shouldn't have gotten her pregnant, though; he always sticks it in the brown.

You had to go there.

 

[homebrewhaha]

As horrifying as it is already, that picture is just begging to be Photoshopped.

 

[paulthenurse]

So you're saying I'm Gulliver-like and you little, lesser people are the Lilliputian's in the.story of my life?

That sounds about right.

 

[the_bird]

Actually, I was thinking more along these lines.

 

[paulthenurse]

There is only one exploding whale vid. The best video on the Internet.

 

[Melana]

OMG Jay where did you find that one?

 

[DakotaRules]

Seriously, where do you guys find this stuff!!!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Actually, I was thinking more along these lines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0R06k9mnao

that sheet made me gag

 

[yeager1977]

that sheet made me gag

Sure it wasn't the d!ck in your mouth?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

There is only one exploding whale vid. The best video on the Internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBgThvB_IDQ&sns=em

Best video ever. Well done sir.

 

[paulthenurse]

If there could only be one video on the Internet it would have to be the Exploding Whale video. I could, and probably have, watch that 1000 times

BTW, what the hell is a Thunder Chicken? I'm picturing Yeager in a silly suit, bursting forth from a telephone booth to fight the forces of evil. "There's no need to fear, Thunder Chicken is here!"

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

If there could only be one video on the Internet it would have to be the Exploding Whale video. I could, and probably have, watch that 1000 times

I have a friend who teaches computer science who shows his freshman class that video just because it shows the limits of exact knowledge (and is damned funny).

BTW, what the hell is a Thunder Chicken? I'm picturing Yeager in a silly suit, bursting forth from a telephone booth to fight the forces of evil. "There's no need to fear, Thunder Chicken is here!"

That's about right, citizen. Please step back, and don't try this at home.

BTW - Paulthenurse, I want your avatar in the worst way imaginable. If she is related to you, can you PM me with her phone number?

 

[day_trippr]

BTW - Paulthenurse, I want your avatar in the worst way imaginable.[...]

You mean in the back seat of a Volkswagon Beetle?
Cheers!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

You mean in the back seat of a Volkswagon Beetle?
Cheers!

No, in the back of a Chevy van, in the deep, deep woods of Maine.

 

[paulthenurse]

No, in the back of a Chevy van, in the deep, deep woods of Maine.

That is a picture of me as my avatar. I use my cousin Dom for a stunt double in all other pictures. Send me a notarized copy of your 2012 1040 along with your most recent bank statements before we discuss your infantile sexual fantasies.

 

[Melana]

BTW, what the hell is a Thunder Chicken? I'm picturing Yeager in a silly suit, bursting forth from a telephone booth to fight the forces of evil. "There's no need to fear, Thunder Chicken is here!"

Thanks for the image...

 

[the_bird]

I don't know... to me, it sounds like a connoisseur of "girlie" wine.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I don't know... to me, it sounds like a connoisseur of "girlie" wine.

Hey, it's called apfelwein and I drink mine dry, thank you very much. I'm going to have to grab that for my avatar though.

 

[yeager1977]

Wow this guy is almost as annoying as comcastwinerookie.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Wow this guy is almost as annoying as comcastwinerookie.

I'll try harder for now on, sorry.