The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

Yeah they need either a proof reader or a sober webmaster.

 

[bob1852]

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Ha. That was a fun night! At least what I remember about it....

 

[yeager1977]

Then again if you are the one that fell for kaiser malt I have no sumpathy

 

[bottlebomber]

Then again if you are the one that fell for kaiser malt I have no sumpathy

Hell no I didn't fall for it. I didn't fall for the pound of roasted barley either.

 

[paulthenurse]

Took the boat down to the gas station today and filled it up Bought a $20 car wash and got 50 cents off per gallon with no limit on the gallons! Never spent $400 on gas before.

 

[bottlebomber]

Sweet Jesus. I've only seen a fire truck take that much petrol. You're paying a buck less a gallon than us though. *******.

 

[paulthenurse]

The regular price was $3.69 for the 89 octane (which is cheap around here.) I got 50 cents off by buying the car wash so paid $3.19/gallon.

And while I will admit to being an ******* it's hardly because of the price I pay for gas.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just caught up on Capes "What it takes to be a pro like me" thread.

I think I'm going to vomit. Page after page of rump swabs washing Capes sackage. One moron compared him to Rosa Parks. I sheet you not. The guy compared the fight Bog Water had with the licensing boards to the Civil Rights movement.

Cape Brewing... Standing up to 'da Man'

I haven't laughed that hard in ages.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ugg. Again with this? Didn't you go through this schpeel a week ago on that thread? I think sinility is starting to catch up to you.

But enough of that stupid "I started a brewery" story on a brewing forum... Yeah, thats super gay. Let's get back to your super hard core "I bought gas today" story. That sht had me on the edge of my seat.

TELL US Paul!!! WHAT did you do next!?! So you have the gas... THEN what!?!

OMG, if you say, "I drove away", I am gonna LOSE it... Cuz that would be AWESOME.

 

[DakotaRules]

Poor Pauly, he'll keep putting pump gas in his boat for a year and never put any marine fuel stabilizer in the damn thing. He'll be out at sea one day the boat will cease up and have to be rescued with 10 people. That will be a funny news story, "Jumbo sized crew rescued while floating for lobstahs. The crew was in no real danger due to their buoyancy"

 

[bluemoose]

Ugg. Again with this? Didn't you go through this schpeel a week ago on that thread? I think sinility is starting to catch up to you.

But enough of that stupid "I started a brewery" story on a brewing forum... Yeah, thats super gay. Let's get back to your super hard core "I bought gas today" story. That sht had me on the edge of my seat.

TELL US Paul!!! WHAT did you do next!?! So you have the gas... THEN what!?!

OMG, if you say, "I drove away", I am gonna LOSE it... Cuz that would be AWESOME.

Please. You weren't paying attention. He bought the car wash to save money on gas. This is starting to get good. Continue Paul, what happened next.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"So then, I pull out of the gas station and where do I go? That's right. Dunkin..... fcking.... Donuts. Who's a badass!?! I go in and i tell the girl, 'gimme a large... With... MILK'. BOOM!!!"

 

[paulthenurse]

Then I came home and stuck needles in my Cape, Yeager, Dakota and BlueBalls voodoo dolls.

Another happy ending.

 

[the_bird]

Poor Pauly, he'll keep putting pump gas in his boat for a year and never put any marine fuel stabilizer in the damn thing. He'll be out at sea one day the boat will cease up and have to be rescued with 10 people. That will be a funny news story, "Jumbo sized crew rescued while floating for lobstahs. The crew was in no real danger due to their buoyancy"

"BREAKING NEWS! Nine people arrested on 'dive boat' LobstahSawUs on suspicion of illegal whaling. The charges were later dropped when the supposed 'whale' awoke from its slumber and was revealed to be the ship's drunk captain."

 

[paulthenurse]

You're about as funny as a barrel full of Yeagers.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

well, my call is lackey is done for the year.

 

[the_bird]

It's a strain; he'll be out for a couple of weeks. He looked damn good until the injury, too.

EDIT: They're saying now that it's only inflammation, no tear, and he's probably not even going to make the DL. He's missing his next start, they'll just skip him because there's a day off, then we might see Aceves (aka "Devil Eyes") for a start or two (ugh).

 

[paulthenurse]

19,800 posts? Seriously? WTF, Bird! You DO know they sell lives at Walmart for twelve bucks, right? Not much of a life but look at the one your have now....

 

[yeager1977]

That's 7.8 posts per day over the last 7 years. Wow that's pathetic

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

That's 7.8 posts per day over the last 7 years. Wow that's pathetic

whats pathetic is you did the math

 

[yeager1977]

365*7+two leap year days - (22 days leftin April and 21 in may) because he joined may 21 2006. Not rocket science.

 

[paulthenurse]

Kills me to agree with the Rookie but yup, pathetic. More pathetic to show your work like its 7th grade algebra.

 

[DakotaRules]

Infection so far on my consecration.

 

[bob1852]

Toss it. Infections will kill you. I read so in Gen Pop.

 

[DakotaRules]

Toss it. Infections will kill you. I read so in Gen Pop.

Ok I'll dump down the drain.

 

[the_bird]

It's like they WANT me to become an alcoholic. Someone's putting in a 1700-wine, 500-beer (mostly craft) liquor store across the parking lot from work. High-end deli, too, so I won't have to drink on an empty stomach.

 

[yeager1977]

You're not already? Coulda fools me with that many useless posts....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Niiiiiiice. Always great to walk to your commuter train, glance over to the Amtrack on the next platform, and see the blood smears all over the front of it to go along with the shattered windshield.

Somethin' ain't alive no mo'

 

[paulthenurse]

Niiiiiiice. Always great to walk to your commuter train, glance over to the Amtrack on the next platform, and see the blood smears all over the front of it to go along with the shattered windshield.

Somethin' ain't alive no mo'

Poor Yeager. In a weird way I'm going to miss him. What an ugly way to go, skipping down to the train tracks to give a hobo a dollar for three minutes of lovin' and then not hear the train coming as he did. Tragic.

 

[yeager1977]

Poor Yeager. In a weird way I'm going to miss him. What an ugly way to go, skipping down to the train tracks to give a hobo a dollar for three minutes of lovin' and then not hear the train coming as he did. Tragic.

I didn't die. Just in icu. She was worth it