The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

Right about now Chris is sitting at home, checking the thread every five minutes in the hope that somebody will say "Wow Yeager! That's an unbelievably awesome set up. I wish I could be as cool as you and have an awesome set up like yours. But alas I'm not nearly as cool as you! Yeager you're the coolest brewer in the world."



Who wants to be first?

I thought Cape hated conicals?

 

[paulthenurse]

It's got to be nice, though, to have more brewing capacity than a "professional" outfit like Bog Water.

Funiest line in this entire thread, right there! Jay wins.

 

[DakotaRules]

I thought Cape hated conicals?

He claims to hate stainless conical's.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I do hate conicals.... They're wickit retahded.

Unless you are fementing 150 gallons and up they make no sense... and spending $1,500 on an eight gallon fementer is retahded.

These conicals are 30 gallons and about $125 each delivered to my house. Big difference.

... and I never bothered to put any kind of racking arm or anything in them.

 

[yeager1977]

I do hate conicals.... They're wickit retahded.

Unless you are fementing 150 gallons and up they make no sense... and spending $1,500 on an eight gallon fementer is retahded.

These conicals are 30 gallons and about $125 each delivered to my house. Big difference.

... and I never bothered to put any kind of racking arm or anything in them.

$12 in parts is all it took to add a spigot on the bottom..... I say you were either lazy or inept......

 

[paulthenurse]

Gasp!


Stunned silence...


(This is going to be ugly.)

 

[paulthenurse]

You going to let Yeager call you lazy and inept, Cape? Yeager? Really?

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Eyeroll)

 

[bluemoose]

(Eyeroll)

Boy did Cape let Yeager off easy. He could have thrown in a (yawn) too!

 

[bob1852]

I say you were either lazy or inept......

And by "or" you mean "and," and the "either" is silent.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What am I gonna do?? It's a no-win situation. I let it slide and I'm soft on Yeager. I respond and it's., " oh nice job tough guy. Feel better now that you picked on someone like Yeager?"

I would rather just save the energy for more important matters... Like farting or something like that.

 

[bluemoose]

What am I gonna do?? It's a no-win situation. I let it slide and I'm soft on Yeager. I respond and it's., " oh nice job tough guy. Feel better now that you picked on someone like Yeager?"

I would rather just save the energy for more important matters... Like farting or something like that.

How bout:

"I was saving that $12 for Bog Iron Brewing."

-or-

"I was going to have PTN give me a hand, but I din't think HBT had the memory for another PTN project thread."

-or-

"Do you know how hard it would be to eisnbock the barley brandy with all that hardware in the way?"

-or-

"You guys are all douches, I'm taking my nano and going home."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah

 

[bluemoose]

Nah

(eyeroll)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well played sir... Well played indeed.

 

[paulthenurse]

So I'm doing some work on the boat over the weekend, want to build some stowage for charts, etc and a place to hang drysuits to dry overnight. I've got my daughters boyfriend, "the Captain" helping and we're ripping up some mahogany on the table saw. Only problem is the Captain doesn't know squat about saws and so he grabs the boards coming out of the out feed and manages to push one back onto the blade. It comes firing back towards me and catches me dead in the gut. I'm so freaking sore right now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If I had to list the disturbing things about that picture, the bruise and scratches wouldn't make the top ten.

Excuse me while I head outside and step into traffic.

 

[the_bird]

Ugh, that looks really swollen. You should probably have that looked at.

EDIT: Nevermind, I guess you're just fat.

 

[bob1852]

I'm so freaking sore right now.

After watching that Louisville player's shin fall out of his leg last night, you don't have my sympathy.

 

[yeager1977]

So I'm doing some work on the boat over the weekend, want to build some stowage for charts, etc and a place to hang drysuits to dry overnight. I've got my daughters boyfriend, "the Captain" helping and we're ripping up some mahogany on the table saw. Only problem is the Captain doesn't know squat about saws and so he grabs the boards coming out of the out feed and manages to push one back onto the blade. It comes firing back towards me and catches me dead in the gut. I'm so freaking sore right now.

Really this is just an injury from some really hard "bike riding"

 

[DakotaRules]

So I'm doing some work on the boat over the weekend, want to build some stowage for charts, etc and a place to hang drysuits to dry overnight. I've got my daughters boyfriend, "the Captain" helping and we're ripping up some mahogany on the table saw. Only problem is the Captain doesn't know squat about saws and so he grabs the boards coming out of the out feed and manages to push one back onto the blade. It comes firing back towards me and catches me dead in the gut. I'm so freaking sore right now.

If your using power tools with someone that has never used them then your lucky thus all you got.

 

[yeager1977]

Paul's wife uses power tools. She should have helped him. God knows Paul doesn't do anything for her.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I were you I wouldn't go by the shop on Thursday.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just faxed all my documentation to the USCG. 'LobsterSawUs' will be official by the end of the week. And while it was below freezing this morning the sun is actually feeling warm right now. I'd jump in if i were wearing a drysuit today. We might actually splash the boat and ourselves this weekend. Yippee Kayo Kiyay!

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!! Oh my God. You really went with that name!?

 

[the_bird]

He's trying to out bad-decision you at every turn, isn't he?

"Spend all your free cash on a brewery - I'll do you one better, I'm BUYING A BOAT!"

"Bog Water Brewing's a pretty piss-poor name, but it's nothing compared to LobsterSawUs!"

 

[yeager1977]

They have both invested about the same amount sinkholes.

 

[bob1852]

He's trying to out bad-decision you at every turn, isn't he?

"Spend all your free cash on a brewery - I'll do you one better, I'm BUYING A BOAT!"

"Bog Water Brewing's a pretty piss-poor name, but it's nothing compared to LobsterSawUs!"

I'm enjoying the "one down-man-ship."

Breweries, boats, sheds, U2 and subsequent versions, deep fried pigs, stove pipe "trophies," etc....

It's like a race to the bottom with these two.

 

[paulthenurse]

Its a f'ing dive boat. Divers catch lobsters, hopefully a lot of really, really big ones. In that light its a great name.

Bog Water is just stupid.

 

[yeager1977]

Amazingly I almost agree with ptn. Now that's scary