The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!

Sad

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

wow, this thread really has gone downhill

 

[j1laskey]

wow, this thread really has gone downhill

I think it's more entertaining than ever.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You gotta remember guys... Paul lives in a world of "not-so-much".

I have a really cool, huge pig roast that is so epic that a mere video of an older one is makin me about $100 a month on youtube now. Paul? Ehhhhh... Not so much. He has six guys stand in his driveway and eat pork jerky. I have Das Boot... Probably the most coveted homebrewing trophy in the state next to an NHC gold... Which is why we had 39 entries for it at last year's colkout. It's a COOKOUT and we had 39 kegs. Paul? Ehhhh... Not so much. He has a sad copy of the Stanley Cup that people are reluctant to touch never mind bring home if they beat out the other three beers in the "competition". I just opened a brewery that can't keep beer in stock fast enough to keep up with demand.... Paul? Ehhhh. He gets to brew once a year with Yeager. Soooooo. Not so much.

So if Paulie needs to take pot shots on this thread... Maybe make himself feel a little better.... Ya know what? Let him have his fun. I have no problem being the target of Paul's jokes. Cuz again.. I gotta head in this weekend and get some kegs filled that are already sold while Paul is planning his next "big brew day" with Yeager.

How upset do you think I can really get?

 

[Cape Brewing]

By the way... We have confirmed our attendence for two Boston Beer Week events we were invited to.

March 12th at Stoddards
March 15th at Kinsale


(Flipping Paul off)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

wow, this thread really has gone downhill

Yup. Filled with nothing but spam now.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I'm just staying on the sidelines, laughing. Just another form of entertainment.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Paaaaaaul!!! Shouldn't you and Yeager be ordering your cute little bag of grain soon!?

You can use the megggggga tun.... so adorable.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yup. Filled with nothing but spam now.

Much like Paul's azz

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

he said spam, not sperm

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ouch

 

[DakotaRules]

I'm just staying on the sidelines, laughing. Just another form of entertainment.

Yep, it's more entertaining this way.

 

[paulthenurse]

That video that's getting all those views? Would that be the one where you claimed to make the worlds best BBQ and then proceeded to deep fry a 300# pig in its own fat for 18 hours? Ehhh... Not so much.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha! No. That video was the year before. I've roasted about 20 pigs... ONE came out bad. So I'm 19 outta 20. You have yet to make a decent one... unless of course you enjoy rust dusted pork jerky.

"Mmmmm. You can really taste the oxidized metal!! Hey!! Lucky me!! I got a bolt in mine!! Yayyyy!!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Speakin of pig roasts... I remember, about 500 pages back on this thread, me openly mocking ************ because your ovaries were practically falling onthe floor when I challenged you to a little pig roasting challenge. You suddenly lost the internet muscles and started complaining that the mere thiught of having to go up against me in that sort of challenge made your manboobs hurt.

So... Again. Any time you wanna go tough guy.

 

[paulthenurse]

You must like the taste of rust. Why else would you beg me to borrow Bertha to bring to a Patriots playoff game? Twice.

 

[paulthenurse]

Game on, bitch! Where and when?

Oh wait. I forgot. It has to be at your house, you fry your pig in a hole in your back yard. No problem, Bertha can travel the east coast, making phenomenal BBQ where ever she goes.

 

[paulthenurse]

And I distinctly remember a throwdown challenge by me to you way back in the beginning of this very thread over quahog chowda that you wimped out on.

We could be doing this this afternoon if you had the balls.

(I'd suggest we do it this weekend but as you noted earlier, you have to siphon the Bog Water out of the swamp.)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ahhhhh. So we are creatively editing signatures now??? Do you really wanna go down that path?


And really??? I'm full of myself?? This coming from the guy once told a fellow HBT'r that his attempt to brew you famous U (which you've only fckin' pulled off ONCE) was like someone "trying to recreate the Sistine Chapel using crayons"

If you wanna go down that path... I'm MORE than happy to put a signature together.

 

[paulthenurse]

What creativity? Did you write that or not?

And the dude wanted to brew the U as his third batch ever, using extracts.










I thought I took it easy on him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... yes, I wrote that... And you took out a lot of what else I wrote to make it look dramatically worse than it was... And are now broadcasting on every thread you've ever been on.

I told you... Thats totally fine and it doesn't bother me at all. As I have told you 400 times when you pull something like that... Payback is always a btch and I don't wanna hear you crying or... I dunno... Calling my cell freaking out asking me to take something down when I do the same...Cuz... I will simply hang up and flip off the phone after I do.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Now... Luckily HBT has a pretty robust search function so I can look up every specific word our dear friend Paul has ever typed in... And I'll see what kind of story I can weave into a signature out of those words. Hey.. he typed them in so they are apparently free game!

This will be fun!!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

yup, sidelines..

 

[paulthenurse]

How hard do you really have to look to find something I wrote that makes me look like a ******? I mean really? How farkin hard can it be?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... Thats exactly my point!

Unfortunately I'm actually really busy at effin work. This whole workin thing is really cramping my 'taunting Paul time'

 

[paulthenurse]

I told you, I'll take it down when I get to a real computer. Get your panties unbunched..

 

[Cape Brewing]

... and I have told you three times... My panties are not in a bunch and there is no need to take it down. For the 1.2 millionth time... It's fine, just don't call my cell all frantic, practically crying, giving me "you gotta take that down!!" when I lob my servo over the fence.

 

[DakotaRules]

Ha! I love it when this thread is back on track!

 

[yeager1977]

Did you guys see the prices for Bog Water T-Shirts? All they are is iron stickers Cape made and they want $24.... Guess its the only way they will make money at the brewery....

 

[the_bird]

Hey, I'm making $100 from YouTube and $24 from CafePress....