The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I am hearing it is supposed to be early Saturday now. (Fingers crossed)

I just came from the brewery. We're psyched with how the beers turned out. All four kegged and ready for delivery.

 

[paulthenurse]

I can't wait to give the double middle fingers when I get, "you're seriously not gonna discount a growler for me!?!" from you bastids.

Fckin snow Saturday!!!!

Wait a minute.......


Are you saying you expect us to PAY to drink your beer?





Ha ha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No seriously. Stop.


Really. Stop. You're killing me!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Pay? As in money?


Ahahshahahahahahaha.

Oh god, that's some funny sh!t right there!

Pay! Oh that's a good one!

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh man, you've gotta stop that. I've got a stich in my sided rom laughing!

That was some kind of funny.

Pay! That's farkin' funny, that is!

 

[the_bird]

...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. Thats a lotta time on your hands

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

remember, not once did I make a joke, nothing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... Yeah, but you're still you.

Mass Brewer's Guild tweeted out the event for tomorrow. I think we have about 120 people coming, that we know. Beer guy from the Globe coming. A couple beer bloggers coming as well.

I'm crawlin outta my skin.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

hope you have enough

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm crawlin outta my skin.

That's the herpes. Take your Valtrex, you'll be fine.

 

[paulthenurse]

Having a beer at Kinsale with Cape right now. One of us is wearing a raspberry sherbet shirt and pontificating.

You do the math.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah. I rest my case

 

[Cape Brewing]

For those who dont know, thats PTN in a pink shirt


Takes a confident man....

 

[bob1852]

Having a beer at Kinsale with Cape right now. One of us is wearing a raspberry sherbet shirt and pontificating.

You do the math.

If it was a blueberry shirt, we'd all know...

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape walks in and the bartender says "You're back? Again?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

What can I say? Chics dig me

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Ya. That's it

 

[bob1852]

Cape walks in and the bartender says...

What is, the intro to a good joke?

 

[AnonyBrew]

Cape & others. Will I see you guys at NHC?

 

[bluemoose]

Cape & others. Will I see you guys at NHC?

How about it, "and others"? Cape goes pro and the rest of you guys are a footnote. maybe one of you guys could carry Cape's mash paddle?

Seriously, good luck tomorrow night, Cape....& others.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Soper only went with "Cape" because we hung out for a couple beers at the NHC two years ago out in San Diego so we've met.

No, sorry Sop'. Not making it this year. Got a ton of guys from my club going but I got too much going on to make the trip

 

[paulthenurse]

He's a "pro" now. He's WAY too cool to hang out with mere homebrewers!

So what do you do when it's snowing out and you don't feel line putting the siding on the shed in the snow? You work on the inside...

 

[DakotaRules]

He's a "pro" now. He's WAY too cool to hang out with mere homebrewers!

So what do you do when it's snowing out and you don't feel line putting the siding on the shed in the snow? You work on the inside...

Looking good, now you can sharpen your knives before the hookers come over. The only thing I see wrong is your miter saw is in the corner. I hope it's not bolted down.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nope. It has a collapsible stand on the floor underneath it. The saw is attached to clamps that grab the rails of the stand.

Just back from Cape's "Coming Out Party."

At least the fish tacos didn't suck.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

They were out of Stinger IPA by 9.

 

[day_trippr]

It's quiet.

Too quiet.

Were there no survivors?

I thought beer won't grow anything that can kill you. A myth?

Cheers!

 

[pernox]

Coming out to the Cape from the sticks for a couple days this week.

Where's the good beer out there? What local brews should I not miss?

 

[paulthenurse]

I thought beer won't grow anything that can kill you. A myth?

Cheers!

Not growing anything that will kill you is NOT the same as not growing something that will give you the worst case of dysentery since the Bataan Death March.

I hope Alice gets home with more toilet paper soon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. That was fckin cool. Not gonna lie.

We kicked all of the kegs except the Mild (not at all surprised. Its a really nice beer but just not a style I thought we would sell)

Thanks for coming last night guys. It was really cool having folks come out for it.

We've gotten some really nice words said out on the interwebs and the Ale Street News took some pics and is gonna give us some publicity. The whole night went better than we could have hoped.

 

[yeager1977]

Send links to reviews. Looking forward to wednesday

 

[Cape Brewing]

Check out our facebook page. Matt linked up the twitter traffic.