The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Ran7dol5ph]

All the best!

 

[bob1852]

That's cold...

Filtered?

 

[the_bird]

Shipping is expensive. Miller Genuine Draft isn't. Use your imagination to picture a different label and pocket the difference.

Yeah, but he's got his own spin on it. Maybe they've "Quadruple-Hopped" it or something.

It's quite the label, too. I mean, I'm nowhere near that talented with Microsoft Paint.

 

[bluemoose]

Established 2011. Up and running 2013!

 

[DakotaRules]

That's cold...

After all the years of abuse, did you expect anything less???

 

[paulthenurse]

Their slogan is going to be, "Anyone can 'Cold Filter.' We use second generation maxi pads from the 'Asian Massage Palace' next door for that special extra added flavor that is our own spin on a classic style."

 

[yeager1977]

You know whats sad? A google search for bog iron brewing doesn't even have the bogironbrewing.com on the first 10 pages of search results.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

You know whats sad? A google search for bog iron brewing doesn't even have the bogironbrewing.com on the first 10 pages of search results.....

really?? Cuz all I got into google was "bog i" and the brewery came up.

You're probably doing it wrong.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ouch! Yeager hittin' below the belt!

 

[the_bird]

Well, to be fair, the first link is to their Yelp! page. Of course, once the reviews start coming in, that may not be a good thing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't think he was serious Bird... or if he was... he's retahded... Remember who made the post.

 

[paulthenurse]

Gotta go with the Cape here.

Bog i... typed into Google brought B.I.G. up as the third suggestion.

But Yeager still gets points for being funny.

Hey Brian, you bringing Bertha to Foxboro again this week? If only as a good luck charm drag that bad hitch along.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hitch... hitch...

I hate autocorrect.

 

[the_bird]

I don't think he was serious Bird... or if he was... he's retahded... Remember who made the post.

Nah, see, I don't see the actual website on the first few pages when I Google "Bog Iron Brewing". It autofills "Big Iron Brewing" when you start typing, but Google doesn't bring up www.bogironbrewing.com as a search result (not that it's all that hard to guess the website, or find it on the Yelp! page).

In fact, this website appears well before yours in the actual listings.

http://bogironbrewers.com/

Personally, I think you should go with that one.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is that a cartoon drawing of a giant squid with a horn stuck up Yeagers ass that they are using for their logo? Cause if it is I definately dont want to party with those cowboys.

 

[the_bird]

It looks like some kind of unicorn/bird-squid, but that's definitely Yeager on the receiving end. Are his nipples erect?

 

[Cape Brewing]

nah, see, i don't see the actual website on the first few pages when i google "bog iron brewing". It autofills "big iron brewing" when you start typing, but google doesn't bring up www.bogironbrewing.com as a search result (not that it's all that hard to guess the website, or find it on the yelp! Page).

In fact, this website appears well before yours in the actual listings.

http://bogironbrewers.com/

personally, i think you should go with that one.

wtf?????

 

[day_trippr]

Uh oh...

"Due diligence? What's that?!?"

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Release the lawyers!!!!

 

[the_bird]

Did you guys trademark Bog Iron Brewing? I don't see it in the Trademark database. Maybe I'll trademark it, open up a homebrew shop, and sue you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We haven't yet but that ball is in motion as of about 30 minutes ago. Matt's uncle is one of the founding partners of one of the largest intellectual property law firms in the country. I think we'll be safe.


One funny note... the Alstrom's (beeradvocate) just invited us to the American Craft Beer Fest. I think we're going to do it too... why the hell not?

 

[paulthenurse]

I can see where you'll need the 'Intellectual Property' Dream Team to fight off all the claims by third graders from around the country who claim they are the originators of your logo.

 

[paulthenurse]

Plaintiff claims she conceptualized and executed the design during Mrs Carlet's second period "Coloring Between the Lines" class and that it was prominently displayed in a public place, to wit, the refrigerator at Mr Capes primary place of employment.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... better safe than sorry

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh absolutely! Crush the usurpers now!!!!!

 

[nhwrecker]

Hi all,
not dead, but home recovering from a nasty hernia op. I missed this thread, and it always brings a smile to my face.

Good Massholes never die, they just go quiet for awhile.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh thank God!!!! Phew!!! Thanks Mort!! We were all FREAKING out almost hourly, screaming, "WHERE'S MORT!?!?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I HOPE HE'S OK!!!!"

Haha... nah... I'm kidding. No one cared.

 

[paulthenurse]

I cared.



Pat told me she'd give me a good price on your trimix computer.

 

[paulthenurse]

So does this mean you got rid of that horrible thing sticking out from your abdomen? Jeeezuz H Christ, that thing was scary. Every time I saw you standing on the back of a dive boat I flashed back to the scene in 'Alien' where the creature came bursting out of the guys stomach. Jeez, what took you so long to fix it, waiting to see if you fathered a species of alien predators?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think I know what caused the hernia... PTN, you missed it, but Mort had a sip of a sowah at the holiday party and since it was so incredibly different than his usual Coors Light, he flew into a hysterical fit, yelling, and making a huge scene about, "yeeeeachghc... how can anyone drink that!?!?!" and all of that sort of garbage.

... as six or seven guys sit at the bar enjoying their pours.

It was awkward.

Everyone was thinking, "Who brought Captain Natty Light?"