The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

It's snowing here. Give Pat a Christmas kiss for me before you go for your dive in case something terrible happens while you're under water. You know, like you run out of air, or your regulator free flows or you get OxTox. Cause that would be tragic. Just tragic.

I was just told, "I put nice Christmas towels up in the bathroom, they're not for you to use."



Seriously?

 

[paulthenurse]

Ugeth Urbina was released from prison today after serving 5 1/2 years for attempted murder. Maybe the Sox ought to try a re-do of the 100 anniversary Opening Day Celebration this spring and make sure ol' Uggy is there. It's not like the season could turn out any worse.

Baring that, maybe a one year contract. We could use a Strong Arm from the pen in the pen.

 

[paulthenurse]

Spent a few hours at The Bog yesterday. Watched Matt, Cape and FW put batch #2 into the fermenter. Still working out minor bugs but those should be solved without too much difficulty. The learning curve is negotiable and they should have beer before too long. Unless they kill themselves (or each other) first. In the short time I was there Cape cut a finger and Matt almost concussed himself on the range hood and fell into the brew pot. And they weren't even drinking. Cape spent most of the time lounging in a chair while Matt scurried around weighing out hop additions.
Friends and Family Night threatened for the near future.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

... In the short time I was there Cape cut a finger and Matt almost concussed himself on the range hood and fell into the brew pot. And they weren't even drinking. ...

Good. Now I have something to use when they give me a hard time about whacking my head on the smoker chimney.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hope everyone's New Year is a good one.



Even you, Cape.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Hope everyone's New Year is a good one.



Even you, Cape.

Thanks paul, you as well

 

[the_bird]

How goes the shed-building, Paulie? You're the only man I know who builds a two-car garage for his Hoveround™.

 

[paulthenurse]

Its been on hold over the holidays. This weekend I'm hopingcto put the roof on, build the ramp and the door so its closed to the weather. I'll post pics as I go. Laugh all you want, my Hoveround is going to have a nice crib.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should paint big flames on the side of it so it looks like you're going super fast (the hoveround... not the shed)

 

[the_bird]

This is exactly how I expect Paulie to die.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We can only pray Bird....

 

[yeager1977]

We can only pray Bird....

And learn how to mis-wire the batteries

 

[paulthenurse]

It would be kinda fitting, seeing as how I'm already a flaming arsehole.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Flaming is right!

 

[paulthenurse]

Old carpenters don't die, they just get an inside job and have to take a ton of Motrin whenever they break out the old moves.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I got a buck says the first six inches a snow on that roof brings the whole thing down

 

[paulthenurse]

The last time you saw six inches was when you got arrested for jaywalking and Otis gave you some "Mayberry Love". You haven't stopped talking about it since.

 

[j1laskey]

My wife won these at a work drawing at MGH. All you can eat and drink tailgate.
GO PATS!

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice. I believe Cape is planning some sort of tailgating decadence. Crash his soire, hes a d-bag but his wife and friends are great.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Que??? Sorry.. No hablo ingles

 

[paulthenurse]

Like I said, his wife is nice.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Que??? Sorry.. No hablo ingles

your website also speake no english, or anything for that matter. sumting wong?

 

[the_bird]

Like I said, his wife is nice.

I'd make a KG/Carmello Anthony-inspired joke right here, but I'm too classy for that.

 

[bob1852]

your website also speake no english, or anything for that matter. sumting wong?

No, but now it makes fun of beer nerds across the country for mocking their place-holder (i.e. sh!t design) website.

 

[Cape Brewing]

yeah... works for me. just tried it.

It might be the Commodor 64 you're trying it on Bird.

 

[paulthenurse]

It worked for me a few minutes ago. I did get kind of dizzy reading about all the spinning you're doing with your recipes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It worked for me a few minutes ago. I did get kind of dizzy reading about all the spinning you're doing with your recipes.

...if ya can't make a decent beer, just dazzle 'em with spin

 

[paulthenurse]

You should be sure to tell everyone how you 'Triple Hop' the Bog Water. That will keep 'em coming back for sure!

 

[paulthenurse]

Shipping is expensive. Miller Genuine Draft isn't. Use your imagination to picture a different label and pocket the difference.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's cold...