The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

So I had a productive day. Dug a bunch of holes, muxed a bunch of concrete an filled them. Then I set two carrying beams on the piers and squared up the perimeter box for the floor. I need a shed to store stuff, the brew gear, the snow blower, the tractor. I can build a better one for less than what you can buy. 12 x 16 should give me plenty of room.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Once again you have us riveted by your super-interesting story.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm a super interesting guy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm a super interesting guy.

Ehhhhh. Let's not exaggerate.

 

[yeager1977]

Ehhhhh. Let's not exaggerate.

Or even outright lie

 

[Cape Brewing]

First batch getting brewed this Sat. 'Bout effin time

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

no oxyclean at the brewery allowed right?

 

[paulthenurse]

'Bout effin time.

 

[the_bird]

First batch getting brewed this Sat. 'Bout effin time

That's good news. You should be on schedule to dump it before New Year's.

 

[the_bird]

By the time you hit 12'x16', you stop calling it a "shed" and start calling it a "garage." I'm probably going to build a bigger shed in the spring, the one that came with the house just isn't large enough for the bikes, the lawnmower, the new snowblower (it better friggin' snow this year), all the other shovels and wheelbarrows and all that crap. Probably only be something like 10'x6 or 12'x8', depending on whether I keep the existing one or not.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

PTN middle east ambassador? Bog Iron brewing? I'm going down to the bunker. All the pieces are in place for the Mayan Apocalypse tomorrow.

 

[paulthenurse]

Garages have cars in them and aren't two foot off the ground. The land slopes, the back corner pier is only + six inches from the dirt.

 

[paulthenurse]

I would do some more on the today but I have to meet with Hillary. She needs some advice.

 

[paulthenurse]

Probably ought to say goodbye to you all before the calendar flips and we all disappear into the void.

See you on the other side. I've got the first round.

 

[bluemoose]

I will be going into my missile silo in the next couple hours. I won't have Internet there. So good luck all you Massholes. I hope it is quick and not too painful. If you end up as zombies, don't come to Vermont. Stay in Mass, fewer guns, although if you are feeding on brains you might just starve down there. Anyway, good luck, if nothing happens, I've set the automatic door lock for one year, so see you then.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

What a shame, this thread has deteriorated to PTN babbling about nothing, and talk of the end of the world. What a shame.

 

[Cider123]

Oh look, a thread for southerners. How cool!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, I've got a long history of babbling about nothing. It's not like I just started babbling yesterdsy. I got mad game.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

and then you have me....

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Shuttering)

 

[paulthenurse]

Shuttering? Putting blinders over your eyes so you don't see how much money you, Matt and FW are pouring down the Bog Iron drain?

It makes me shudder to think about it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL... nice retread on a weak azz Yeager post. WOW... recycling YEAGER material!?!? Sweet Jesus. That's gotta be a new low.

.. and how much money have we spent??

 

[paulthenurse]

You cookin' Q tomorrow at the Bog or do we have to schlep across the street to eat Wendell's shi++y tiny wings? On second thought, Wendell's shi++y wings and a couple of Bud Lites would be a fitting toast to launch the dousing of the Bog Water. I'm picturing Cape wearing a pair of overalls, holding a tree branch in his hand as he walks around the parking lot at The Bog. When he stands over the manhole for the sewer that twig will start twitching in his hands. "Tap here, Matt! Frank, quick! Get the kegs ready! We're taping the source.!"

Maybe you can borrow the Poland Springs ditty...

"Effluent, What it means to be from the Bog."

 

[Cape Brewing]

We are brewing tomorrow..... it is our first official batch... we would like our friends to stop by and say hi given the magnitiude of the day but we are not, otherwise, cooking anythign or or preparing anything. all said and done,if folks just stopped in and said, "hi". that would be 1) greatly appreciated and 2) more than enough

 

[paulthenurse]

What time are the strippers showing up?

 

[paulthenurse]

Upon furthur reflection I promise that I will pay the freight, up to $250.00 for a picture of some bimbo stripper sticking her nips in Capes ears on Opening Day. I'm looking for some serious motorboat action here. C'mon you guys know some strippers who are ' a little down on their luck'. Bring em by. The one who embarasses Cape the most wins the quarter. Anyone else want to contribute? We could get a duo or better to molest him. Sort of a kickoff for the "Wild Yeast" line of Boggy Bottom Brews.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Half way through first mash

No strippers yet. Which is crap

 

[bob1852]

Half way through first mash

No strippers yet. Which is crap

What sorta-style are you brewing?


And, congrats!

 

[the_bird]

Half way through first mash

No strippers yet. Which is crap

Well, you're still a couple hours away from having to pitch yeast.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What sorta-style are you brewing?


And, congrats!

Thank you.

Our Black Steam.