The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[nhwrecker]

Did someone mention Martha's Exchange? They've got great beers there, and if you have too many, it's an easy $12 cabride home. And yes, we up here in the granite state can still have real happy hours! At Martha's, from 4-6 M-F it's buy one drink, get the second for a penny (that's any drink, whether house drafts, or martinis!). What time is it now? Damn, I'll have to wait.

I was on Block Island over the weekend. They've got a brewery over there, right in Old Harbor called Mohegan Cafe. Some of the worse beers I've ever had. They had a pale ale that definitely had some unintended funk going on, and a jalepeno beer that didn't work either. Left 1/2 a pint on the table, the stuff was so bad.

You ever go into a place with a bunch of beers on tap, and you still see someone drinking a bud light? It's places like Mohegan cafe that keep that attitude going.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort

Wanna dive on Thursday? Drunken and I are going out with Cap Stevie on CAD's boat. You could develop an acute flare up of toe nail fungus and bang in sick!

 

[paulthenurse]

Birthday wishes out to John Lennon. Kookoockachoo!

 

[the_bird]

Birthday wishes out to John Lennon. Kookoockachoo!

Coming from you, Paulie, I really would have expected you to sing the "I am the walrus" part.

 

[the_bird]

Incidentally, I love it that when you search Google Images for "fat walrus," this shows up.

 

[paulthenurse]

Uhhhhhhhhh


"I am the walrus ."

And what comes next, Jay?

Now go back and do a "hooked on phonics" read of what I wrote.

Dear sweet baby Jesus, why are all my friends farktards?

 

[Cape Brewing]

... and I think his point was he was expecting you to actually start with the "I am the walrus" part... kinda like he said in plain English in his post.

I dunno... sounds like the pot calling the kettle a farktard.

Oh hey Paulie... can you believe freakin' Ryan Wendell for the Pats and how he's going to get Brady killed by bobbing his head before he snaps the ball every time (shaking my head in disgust)

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Uhhhhhhhhh


Dear sweet baby Jesus, why are all my friends farktards?

You have friends? Since when?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Well, I'm now a beach bum. At least until June when my lease is up. Nice little house on the beach.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sweet timing.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Timing wasn't mine, but it works for me. Now, I can force her to sell the house. She's been dragging her feet on that for the last several months. Thanks to her, she can't drag them any more.

 

[nhwrecker]

Hey PTN
I just saw this. Let me see what I can swing at work. What are you guys diving for? Wrecks? Lobstahs? Scallops? Beer?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Timing wasn't mine, but it works for me. Now, I can force her to sell the house. She's been dragging her feet on that for the last several months. Thanks to her, she can't drag them any more.

I know... but given the thread I am legally required to mock your "hey, I got a beach house" post given that is almost mid-October.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They've been pulling some interesting stuff out of the Charles River and Boston Harbor the last couple of days. Hurry up before the seagulls get it or they blow it up.

 

[the_bird]

Just as an FYI, among other wonderful goodies I now possess a bottle of Westy 12. It's good to have a BIL who works in an uber-good bottle shop in the Netherlands.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh... I just got three bottles and a Westy glass for $42 through Julio's. like you said... It's good to know someone

 

[bluemoose]

I know... but given the thread I am legally required to mock your "hey, I got a beach house" post given that is almost mid-October.

Um, at least the water is the warmest it will be all year? Bam, bright side!

 

[barneygumble]

Just an FYI before we get all misty about John Lennon...he was a marxist.

Yup. dyed in the wool commie.

I am sorry how he died.

Glad to hear his message silenced.

 

[bluemoose]

Huh, not a Leninist?

 

[the_bird]

Just an FYI before we get all misty about John Lennon...he was a marxist.

Yup. dyed in the wool commie.

I am sorry how he died.

Glad to hear his message silenced.

Again... political **** goes elsewhere, Archie Bunker.

 

[DakotaRules]

Again... political **** goes elsewhere, Archie Bunker.

So do sports but you keep bringing that crap in here too!

 

[paulthenurse]

To Mort...

Bugs or scallops, I will leave it up to Stevie. He's been running the boat, he should know what's going on where. (If he even thinks about hooking up to the Poling we throw him over the side.)

To Barney...

Ya and he schtupped Yoko Ono, too . Clearly he made some unwise choices. Still one of my favorite musicians from one of the worlds great bands.

To Rick...

Great timing on the beach house. You sure showed her!

 

[paulthenurse]

Back to Mort..,

The beer part goes without saying,

 

[nhwrecker]

Morning dudes and dudettes (I leave it to all of you to sort yourselves out).

Diving's out for me this week - Mass DOT decided to leave Rt3 north partly re-hottopped and a bridge mostly done, leaving 4-6" differences between the old and new levels. Wife hit one of the transitions in the highspeed lane doing 65-70, and a tie rod decided it would rather be through a tire than where it belonged. So now, we're a one car family for a few days, and of course, because it's an older beemer, we're also going to be a few grand poorer. And insurance agents are such nice people to deal with on the phone. When you ask them how an "act of god" accident like this is going to affect your future policy premiums, you'd think you were taking money out of their pockets. They suck. Anyone here an insurance agent? You suck too. There. I feel better, and I hope I ruined your day.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

PTN in the bathtub...

 

[the_bird]

"I has a bucket! I make it into mash tun! Oh noes, they be stealin' my mash tun!"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sorry to hear about the car Mort. Not sure if you're getting another Beemer but I got a Columbus Day sale email from Herb Chambers down in Sudbury, MA (I think it lasts until the end of the month). They have good deals if you're lucky to time it. The list they gave me has some good deals. I'm sure Tulley up in Nashua is having a sales event. IM me if you want more info (no I'm not a dealer) and I'll forward the email to you.




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[paulthenurse]

Just got out of class and I'm sitting at a bar contemplating the subway ride home when I strike up a conversation with the guy a few stools down. We're watching the Yankee/O's game on the screen and he says, "it feels good to put my Red Sox shirts back on. I stopped wearing them this year and put them back on the day they fired Bobby V. I hate that bastard."

I say, "He never stood a chance, they set him up to fail. They sacrificed him instead of the punks in the clubhouse , then when the house caved in because of the rotten foundation they blamed him."

He says, "He was put in the exact same position as Obama was when he took office."

I said, "You just compared Tito Francona to George W Bush," and sprayed beer all over the bar I was laughing so hard. I think I need to buy him a beer so he doesn't kick my ass.

 

[paulthenurse]

The Sox could use a guy like Cocoa Cridp.

Wait...

FARK!!!!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey JD,

Your brother suck almost as much as you do.

Just in case you were wondering,