The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Schecter]

Fcking HUDSON?? Jeeeeeeeesus. When is someone from freakin QUINCY or NEWTON gonna join this thread. Why is always some hill billy from the sticks who joins.

Hey... At least The Bird now has someone to share sheep-bangin notes with. "yeah, if you're gonna shear em for wool, you wanna leave a tuft of hair on each hip... As handles."

(I don't care who ya ah... Thah's funny right there".

Hey now, I may live in the sticks now but I was born and bred in Framingham. Less sticks, more fake Portuguese.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh. Still a sheep humpa

 

[Schecter]

Well I prefer goats; gotta love those horns.

 

[bluemoose]

Man, you guys are sick down there. Sure glad I live in a more civilized part of New England!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ha!!! You crunchy hippy fckrs are too blasted out from hitting the hooka to bang anything. Take a shower hippy!

 

[paulthenurse]

Somebody is clearly sitting alone on the back seat of the Fung Wah bus as it grinds its way up 95. Nursing his fourth scotch out of a Dunkin Donuts cup, mad at himself for dropping all his disposable income on a stillborn brewery.

Don't worry, Cape. We let Yeager, Rookie and Rick hang out with us and you'll never be as big a loser as those farktards are. You can still hang with us after Tea Bag Brewery goes tits up

 

[paulthenurse]

Sitting at Brigham Circle waiting for the subway. What I WANT to do is go get a beer and something to eat. What I WILL do is go to work till morning , then drive to Worcester, pick up Bertha, then drive to Pawtucket to pick up the pig at Armando's. Then home to put the piggy in a briny bath, Maybe I'll get to bed by 3 or 4 tomorrow afternoon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fascinating.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Ha! I've been to your house once, Pauly. You call that hanging out with you? I went that once because it was a benefit for Jeff, not because I wanted to hang with you. I don't know Yeager very well, but Rookie and you make a perfect pair: Dumb and Dumber.

 

[paulthenurse]

He's definitely "Dumber."

 

[paulthenurse]

'Uburger" above Park St station makes a good f'ing burger. Just for your general fund of knowledge.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ha! I've been to your house once, Pauly. .

And people say getting a restraining order is a waste of time

 

[nhwrecker]

Man, you guys are sick down there. Sure glad I live in a more civilized part of New England!

I didn't realize they had the internet in Vermont. Must of stole it from NH when we weren't looking.

 

[nhwrecker]

So,

Seeing as there's going to be a pig smoking this weekend during a "brewing event", I was wondering what is involved with smoking some grain for a future brew. I assume you can't just put the grains in the smoker, as you don't want to deal with the heat. Do you need to rig up something for a cold smoker as shown in this picture from another thread on HBT on smoked IPA's ? (https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f12/smoked-ipa-13801/index2.html#post133532).

How long would you want to keep the grains on the smoke? Is this pan of malt just sitting on a black stand to keep it off the ground, or is there water under the pan too? How would you store the grain afterwards? I think I read in Mosher's book that you need to let them "air out" for a few weeks to get rid of the harshness of the smoke first? Anybody got much experience smoking grain?

Or is everyone's smoking experience here only with pigs and crack?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Paul, I don't have a pop-up tent but I do have a good sized umbrella. I know it's not much but you could probably keep half the folks out of the rain with it.

Lemme know if you want to swing by and grab it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Paul, I don't have a pop-up tent but I do have a good sized umbrella. I know it's not much but you could probably keep half the folks out of the rain with it.

Lemme know if you want to swing by and grab it.

If its big enough for two, you and all of your friends could stand under it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. Here I am... trying to help you out for your picnic and that's the thanks I get?? Jeeez. Nice guy.

I wouldn't worry too much about the weather. If it is raining that hard, you can just all go in your kitchen and play cards or something. That's fun! YAYYYYY!

 

[bob1852]

Hey Paul, I don't have a pop-up tent but I do have a good sized umbrella. I know it's not much but you could probably keep half the folks out of the rain with it.

Lemme know if you want to swing by and grab it.

 

[paulthenurse]

AZ, you are Masshole at heart. I'm glad I know you.

 

[bob1852]

Well, my birth was timed so my Dad could get home to watch the C's game.

 

[nhwrecker]

I just had a guy at work give me 4 tent/canopies to use for the Pig 'n Brew at Paulies in the event that more than 8 people show up . Looks like all the hardware, legs etc. are there, but I'm going to need to get some tent pegs for them. Does anyone that's going have a stash of tent pegs they can bring? (individual woodies don't count, but thanks ahead of time).

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bwwwwaaaaaaa ahahahahah!!!!!

There will be one for each of you!!

Paul... PLEASE take pics and post them. Please. I am begging you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here's Paul in his tent... And there's Bird in his tent... Mort in his.

Bwaaaaaaa ahahahahhahah

 

[paulthenurse]

The Masstoberfest Cup gets its own tent.

 

[bob1852]

The Masstoberfest Cup gets its own tent.

That "prize" is rigged. I was gonna win last year by just showing up. But, I decided to spend $5 on some stove pipe and duct tape rather than $350 for a plane ticket.

 

[DakotaRules]

That "prize" is rigged. I was gonna win last year by just showing up. But, I decided to spend $5 on some stove pipe and duct tape rather than $350 for a plane ticket.

I wonder if birds going to bring it???

 

[the_bird]

It *might* accidentally fall out of the car on the Mass Pike. I mean, **** happens, right?

So, I'm an absolute idiot. I had the get-together on my calendar for Saturday, but in my brain as being on Sunday, so now I'm completely unorganized. Think I'm just gonna come hang out instead of brewing, it'll make my life a lot easier. Maybe I'll bring something to cook. But yeah... I'm an idiot.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

So, that proves that like minded people hang out with each other.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, you, Rookie, Cape and the_bird... A flock of "Limp-Dicked Warblers." Check that off the life list.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

sorry, im not making it. home inspection saturday, someone accepted an offer we put in...