The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Hey PTN... Fcknut... The keg rooms are right next to the bathrooms and they have the temp on a PID outside the door.. 38 degrees. And it was obvious that the Apt 12 was at that temp.

Cckface

Way way too cold.

Luckily I went to Deep Ellum after and and was able to get a proper pint.
If my maple habanero wings would show up now!!! They would go great with my Pretty Things Once Upon a Time.

 

[paulthenurse]

Another three martini lunch for the boys at the bank? Good thing all of that sillyness from 2009 is behind us, eh?

 

[bob1852]

Hey PTN... Fcknut... The keg rooms are right next to the bathrooms and they have the temp on a PID outside the door.. 38 degrees. And it was obvious that the Apt 12 was at that temp.

Cckface

Way way too cold.

Luckily I went to Deep Ellum after and and was able to get a proper pint.
If my maple habanero wings would show up now!!! They would go great with my Pretty Things Once Upon a Time.

So the airtemp in the keg room was 38; but the temp didn't rise at all between lines, pouring, sitting around waiting to be taken to your table, etc.?

Admit it; you've a pocket thermometer in your pocket protector.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's not my fault there's an iPhone app for everything

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Whatever. Yeager chased me around last year for the cash as if someone was holding his family hostage and he needed it for the ransom money.... Now I'm whining because I'm asking for my share? I think I've asked about 20 times and each time I get cricket noises.

Hmm... I seem to get cricket noises when I ask about my share of the turbid mash lambic we did a couple years ago.

I hear crickets again...

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's in the fckin' barrel. Do you want to pull your share out?

Tell me when you can come by with a carboy or bottles and take your share.

It's a lambic. It takes a while. But if you want your share, like I said, come get it.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

You didn't bottle it yet? Someone said that you had a bottle at the club meeting last month, and waited till I left to break it open.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No I haven't fckin bottled 45 gallons on my own. Are you are crack??

We pulled a half a effin pint off the barrel to try it and see where it was. And no, I didn't wait until you were gone. Someone mentioned it, we figured it was a good call to try it and see where it was so we pulled half a pint out.

You thought I fckin bottled 45 gallons solo an was keeping it all myself??

 

[homebeerbrewer]

A little fckin irritated tonight? Don't get your panties in a wad. I haven't heard anything about it, and when I ask, I don't get an answer. I have an answer now, so I won't have to ask again for another month or two.

BTW, how did it taste?

 

[DakotaRules]

Rick he's lying he was selling me your share for nickels on the dollar. I picked up your share for $3! What a steal!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Yeah, well you better save me a bottle.

 

[DakotaRules]

I'll let you sample something...

 

[paulthenurse]

Rick he's lying he was selling me your share for nickels on the dollar. I picked up your share for $3! What a steal!

And the best part was Dakota didn't have to do the swan dive from the top of the step ladder face first onto the driveway like you did.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Well, I did land on all fours with my cat-like reflexes.

 

[DakotaRules]

Teeth don't count as hands.

 

[day_trippr]

LOL! Jeeze, you guys are in fine form tonite! Yikes!

Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I accidentally showed up at the Yard House over by Fenway about an hour and a half ago. Solid beer list. TON of taps but not a ton of beers that blow you away. Their "house" beers are brewed by Firestone Walker and I just had their Amber. It didn't suck. Went with a Jack D'Or with my sushi and now going Nugget Nectar. They have the Duchesse but only in 750 bottles. Fckers.

Food is a lot better than I was expecting.

pRETTY MUCH THE SAME AT THE yARD HOUSE IN dEDHAM AT LEGACY PLACE

 

[homebeerbrewer]

pRETTY MUCH THE SAME AT THE yARD HOUSE IN dEDHAM AT LEGACY PLACE

dUDE, yOUR cAPS lOCK iS oN.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

No its not, its just your retarded ass reading it

 

[paulthenurse]

Now THAT is as fine an example as you are ever likely to see of "The pot calling the kettle black."

 

[bob1852]

No it's not, it's just your retarded ass reading it.

Every thread needs a grammar nazi.

 

[paulthenurse]

That definately gets top line on the resume… Grammer Nazi on this thread.



When you're applying for the managers job at 'Arseholes R Us'

(FWIW I think either Rick or the Rook would qualified for the job even without that bit of resume polish.)


PTN

 

[bob1852]

That definitely get's top line on the resume'… Grammar Nazi for this thread.

When you're applying for the manager's job at 'Arseholes R Us'...

Good point.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fkin' Kaiser Malt. That's funny.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

That definately gets top line on the resume… Grammer Nazi on this thread.



When you're applying for the managers job at 'Arseholes R Us'

(FWIW I think either Rick or the Rook would BE qualified for the job even without that bit of resume polish.)


PTN

AZ, you missed one...

 

[nhwrecker]

Just got Back from San Diego. Hit 5 Breweries, including Stone, Ballast Point, Mission, and Port/Lost Abbey. Did brewery tours at the first two - beers were great, tours were OK, not too informative. I got to Stone Brewery early on Sunday, April 1st, to get in on the first tour and then on to something else. Turns out that morning they were releasing 1 case of 2007 Russian Imperial Stout, so I was able to get one bottle of that as well. Beers out there are awesome - they have almost 50 breweries in the greater San Diego area, and a ton of brew bars that carry quite a few taps. I even was able to get a few bottles of these to bring home...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Stone is a pretty sweet place huh? That's a gorgeous set-up

 

[modernlifeisANDY]

Just got Back from San Diego. Hit 5 Breweries, including Stone, Ballast Point, Mission, and Port/Lost Abbey. Did brewery tours at the first two - beers were great, tours were OK, not too informative. I got to Stone Brewery early on Sunday, April 1st, to get in on the first tour and then on to something else. Turns out that morning they were releasing 1 case of 2007 Russian Imperial Stout, so I was able to get one bottle of that as well. Beers out there are awesome - they have almost 50 breweries in the greater San Diego area, and a ton of brew bars that carry quite a few taps. I even was able to get a few bottles of these to bring home...

I'm super jealous. My wife and daughter were just out in Portland and she tried to get me a bottle of Pliny but it was sold out everywhere. Of course, she did send me a picture of her out at a restaurant enjoying a bottle of it... that bitch.

She DID get few a few bottles of Ninkasi, though!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I'm super jealous. My wife and daughter were just out in Portland and she tried to get me a bottle of Pliny but it was sold out everywhere. Of course, she did send me a picture of her out at a restaurant enjoying a bottle of it... that bitch.

She DID get few a few bottles of Ninkasi, though!

At least you wife would drink it, my wife would turn her head to it

 

[DakotaRules]

I would rather mine not drink it and buy it for me.